“in other news..justin is such a hit whore..he even went as far as to list potential osama search queries to up his hits” – siquekitten
Funnily enough, if you type in “Osama Bin Laden Naked” into Google, this is what you get.
Am i not the smartest man in the world or am i not the smartest man in the world?
Thank you Osama Bin Laden, you piece of shit, for giving me that one extra hit. You can go to hell now.
I added two new Kirsten Dunst pics.
Man, i just feel like getting myself some boxing gloves and punching those fun bags.
Did i just say that out loud?
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: i have a pretty picture for you!
From: Katrina <missfittlesbian@yahoo.com> Add to Contacts
Date: Fri, Oct 12 2001 2:43:58 PM -0700 (PDT)
Attachments: saw.jpg
hi justin!
just thought you’d like to see this as it has a naked
woman in it. Enjoy! (warning: slightly sadistic)
-Kat
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Zoe, you have a weird neighbor.
Any of you ever watched that show Life Goes On? Remember that show? Anyone? That was a GOOD show. I was thinking about it while i was lying in bed last night and i remembered how i first got to know about that show.
It was probably like 10 years ago now. I think i was still in the 5th or 6th grade at the time. Or something like that. This friend of mine, Phillip; a real dickhead, comes up to me and says something to the extent of “Hey man, you gotta check out this cool rap song on this TV show.”
Keep in mind that this was around the time when Vanilla Ice and M.C Hammer were considerd the ‘in’ thing. Rap was cool.
And so i ask him when the show’s on, what time, what day etc etc. It was on pretty late. Around 11:30pm i think if i remember correctly. Every Thursday.
So in rolls Thursday and i program the VCR to record the show for me because i couldn’t be arsed waiting up for it. And the next day, i rewind the tape and decide to stop it halfway through just to check it out and get a ‘sneak preview’ as to what the hell this show was like.
And i’m like what the fuck is this?? A retard? Getting picked up by his dad from school? Because he’s being difficult? What the fuck? How the hell can a show like this have a rap song?
And i rewind the whole the tape and waited for the cool rap song. Which i’d assumed to be the opening credits music. So i’m waiting and waiting. And no rap song. And this was already like 15 minutes into the show. Way past the opening credits which definitely had no rap music whatsoever. Unless you consider the Beatles’ ‘Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da’ to be rap.
Then it struck me.
‘Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da’ was the ‘rap’ song that he was referring to.
What a complete fucking moron. Like oh my God. How in the world could he’ve even mistaken that song for being a rap song??
What a fucking tool.
Anyway, i got into that show shortly after. Started tuning in every week. Even despite the lack of any cool rap song to be heard. Actually the only reason i stayed up to watch that show was Kellie Martin. Man she was hot. HOT. Actually it wsn’t only just that, the whole storyline was pretty good too. Almost as good as The Wonder Years. I watched the whole series right through till the last episode. I still have it on tape somewhere.
Man it must’ve suck having a boyfriend who has AIDS and not being able to have mad passionate monkey sex. But in they show, they did. With a condom of course. But man, that’s like… really dangerous and shit. I remember that last episode. That scene. It was really touching. The AIDS guy, Jesse, dies in the end. And Kellie Martin’s character, i think her name was Becca, moves on and marries some other guy and has a kid. In fact, in the end, you find out that the whole time, she’s just been retelling the whole Life Goes On story to her kid as a bedtime story. And you also find out that she names the kid after her boyfriend, the one who died of AIDS.
Then there’s this dream sequence at the end just before the final closing credits where you see a ‘what if’ scenario where the both of them get married.
Man.
I think i’m gonna cry.
Actually i’m not sure if i did cry during that last episode. I remember being really really down (because it was the last episode and it did have a sad ending and all) but i’m not sure if i cried. I think i did though. I’m not certain.
But i’m sure though, that if Will had followed the whole show till the end, he would’ve wept like a little bitch.
Every once in a while, i like to go back and post up stuff that i’ve already posted up once (or twice… or 300 times) before.
And today, i’d like to put up this little gem of a zip file that i made sometime last year. It was originally sent to me as a forwarded e-mail which had about 14 attached pics of this fairly hot Malaysian chick. Lyana i think her name was.
The zip file includes all 14 pics and a copy of the e-mail on a .txt file.
The pics themselves aren’t really that revealing or anything but the fact that the e-mail was forwarded to practically everybody around the world was pretty harsh. At the time anyway.
Just take a look at the laundry list of e-mail addresses it was forwarded to.
Talk about killing someone’s reputation.
Anyway, here’s the zip file. Most of you have probably seen it before but for the benefit of those of you who haven’t, well… go have a look.
P.S: To all you Malaysian readers and those of you who actually know about this Lyana chick, i’d like to hear what you guys have to say about this whole thing, about her being ‘exposed’ for all she was worth etc etc. Like… whatever happened to her? Any new stories? Has she gone hiding in a cave? Answers in the comments section please.
Oh and before any of you start e-mailing me about the broken ‘Libby Hoeler videos’ links, i’d just like to point out that yes, i do know they’re down. I’ll update the links as soon as i find out which server they’re gonna be hosted on next.
Those videos get moved around a lot.
What do you do when you can’t think of how to start a new post on your own site? Well you just cut and paste posts from other sites to put up on your own of course! Specifically ones that mention you in it. And hopefully you’ll be able to branch off into other topics of discussion as a result of it! And posting other peoples’ posts that mention your name in it also it makes it seem like you’re more popular than you really are! And not only that, they get a free plug too! Everybody wins!
“Terry’s wife gave birth to a new baby, another snake boy! His name is Justin, cute innocent Justin…not the dirty horny corrupted old man Justin from fubar. 😛 Noticed more and more people mentioning Justin< on their websites, that sure got his ego boosted up big time. i doubt if there will be anyone who has a higher ego level than he does 😉 He has this really weird sense of humor though, cracked me up every single time i run through his blogs. Bloodily funny dude- i guess that’s why everyone wants to be like him [double ego boost].” – Pearl’fection
On a semi-related note, remember Regine? That chick who was really anal about how i spelt Stacey’s name wrongly?
Well, i like to call her Anal Regine.
It’s actually not as bad as it sounds. Not out of context anyway.
But that’s not the point. The point is that i only just recently discovered that her last name is Tan. Which would make for a really good Stacey Tan/Pearly Tan/Derrick Tan/Regine Tan joke.
It’d also be really good if i actually told the joke instead of just talking about it… but knowing that i have four people with the same last name checking out my site is funny enough as it is. Funny to me anyway.
Then again i’ve always been easily amused.
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ok storms: haha
psykotik2k: what?
ok storms: under my skin i am really David
ok storms: the robot kid from AI
ok storms: says this survey
ok storms: http://www.robohouse.com/myrobot/
psykotik2k: i havent seen that mvoie
ok storms: what?!
ok storms: you haven’t seen it?
psykotik2k: i have the tralier
psykotik2k: read the review
psykotik2k: but i havent seen it
ok storms: your insane
ok storms: i loved that fucking movie
psykotik2k: i havent seen it
ok storms: i cried like a little bitch
psykotik2k: you are a little bitch
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Confession: i once cried watching a movie too.
A Kevin Costner movie at that. ‘A Perfect World’. Ever seen it? Cried like a little bitch i did. Keep in mind that this happened probably like 8 years ago or something like that. I don’t cry at movies anymore.
Really.
A Perfect World. It was the only movie i remember where i actually cried at the end. That and that one episode of The Wonder Years where that idiot Kevin Arnold ditches Madeline Adams for boring ass Winnie Cooper chick.
Fucking Winnie Cooper man.
God.
Anyway, i dare you to watch A Perfect World and not cry like a little bitch by the end of the movie. It’s been quite a while since i last saw it though. Almost about two years now i think. I have it on laserdisc at home. I’m not sure if it’s as powerful a story now as it was before but yeah, i cried like a little bitch watching it the first time back then.
I think i’ve made that point clear. Me crying like a little bitch.
This one time, i had like four of my friends over at my place and just as luck would have it, A Perfect World was showing on HBO. None of them had ever seen the movie at the time so i was curious as to how they’d react at the end of it all.
You should’ve seen it. Four guys. Weeping like four little bitches. One went to the bathroom to wipe away his tears, one went outside the house to wipe away his, the other one followed his lead pretending that he wasn’t crying even though he clearly was and the last one just sat there. Wiping his wet eyes with his own shirt.
It was truly a pathetic sight.
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In which of the following situation is it OK to cry?
Answer: all of the above
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In other news, how about some e-mail?
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Word up, Jesus!
From: Melvinthejerk@aol.com Add to Contacts
Date: Thu, Oct 11 2001 1:37:46 PM EDT
Justin-
Come on now brother, I’m obviously a writing guru, yet you won’t promote me.
You promote everyone from Sporty Spice of the Spice Girls mistake to Louis
Gosset Jr. and back again. Read my article today at www.lewsers.com entitled
“All the news that’s fit. And now, even news that is not.” If you deem it
humourous, tell people ‘Hey! This is humorous!’.
Louis Gosset Jr. will thank you.
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This guy’s been quite a long time fan of the site. He’s IM-ed numerous times, e-mailed me more times that i can even count and basically has just been begging for a plug. And i’m sure some of you know how much of a bastard i can be at plugging or linking sometimes but anyway yeah. Go check out some of this guy’s posts. Take my word for it, this Jerk guy is just the funniest shit. Dare i say even more funnier than i am?
I’m lying of course. Nobody is funnier than i am.
But no really, those pics that he keeps putting up along with his posts. Some of them are just priceless.
This next one is a guestbook signing. But it could may as well have been an e-mail:
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Comments: I am curious to know how many hits this stie gets per day, and if I’m the only one who likes its layout so much. Something about seeing Angelina everyday that pleases me.
Keep up the good work son. Even if you are short and blind, I still like what your doing half way across the globe from me.
If you haven’t already, check out Requiem for a Dream on DVD. Its ridiculously good. Then read the book, which is even better. You can read, right?
Cheers,
Monahan
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Yes. It’s that same guy again.
And no, you’re not the only one who likes Angelina Jolie. As you’ll find out below.
Actually i do have Requiem For A Dream on DVD. The unrated version. And not the ‘made for BlockBuster piece of shit R-rated’ one. Differences being that there’s more (and i love this line) “Ass to ass” action in the unrated version. And more Jennifer Connelly too. Albeit for just a few more seconds. Requiem For A Dream, i think, is the most depressing movie ever. And people say that Dancer In The Dark is. Hogwash. You wanna see a depressing movie? Go watch Requiem For A Dream if you haven’t already. You haven’t seen nothing yet.
Oh yeah and i generally get around 1800+/1900+ hits a day these days (which translates into ‘fucking low‘).
I want more.
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Link Exchange
From: “Fendexis .com” scofco@hotmail.com
Date: Thu, Oct 11 2001 11:17:01 PM +0000
Care to do a link exchange sir? You <3 Angelina Jolie, therefore, I <3 you.
<3
-Scofco
http://www.fendexis.com
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I’ve also decided to link thissitegotmelaid.com because:
1. I like the URL.
2. Because his site has a section that’s almost entirely dedicated to girls.
I am just too kind.
Class is out for the rest of the week. I love the fact that i only have class from Monday to Thursday. Leaves me with a long weekend of absolutely fuck all to do.
Of course, you don’t really care for all of that. You just want pictures of naked celebs.
Most of you anyway.
Alright. I don’t really have much for you today. Actually i wouldn’t have much for you any other day for that matter. Because it just seems like i have (almost) every possible topless celeb pic on my site as it is. Sure, i know i’m missing quite a handful of other people on there but the truth is, i just can’t think of anybody else that would have pics that’d more or less fit under my (half assed) gratuitous nude naked topless celebs section. Either that or i’m just too lazy to make an effort to think for myself. So i implore you to give me a coupla suggestions. And i’ll try looking em up. At least it’ll give me something to do this weekend. Or better yet, you could even send me some through e-mail. And i’ll give you 15 seconds of fame on my site.
Or a plug. Or both even! Wowee golly gee!
Anyway, like i said. I don’t have much for you today. Except for these technically topless pics of Britney Spears. Yes. REAL ones and not just photoshop doctored ones.
There’s a catch of course. Hence the ‘technically’. You see, even though she IS topless (in two of the pics), you can’t really see anything.
But regardless, check em out anyway. They’re as good as it gets to seeing Britney topless.
Not sure if you’ve seen them before but they’ve been out for quite a while now. I’ve only just discovered them today. So they’re pretty much new to me.
Apparently, if you look really closely, you can see her tit in the first pic.
I personally couldn’t see anything.
Because i don’t look at porn.
That was a blatant lie of course.
You know, it’s kind of a misnomer for me to say that i have a porn on my site. Or to call the pics i post up ‘porn’. Because they’re not. And personally, i don’t think pics of naked topless celebs really constitutes as porn. And besides, i’ve never actually posted them up directly on the main page for all to see. I only link to them. So yes, you actually do have a choice of whether you wanna look at them or not.
If you want real porn then this is a better site for you to go to.
But regardless, whether you wanna call it porn or not, it brings in the hits and keeps people coming back for more. I’d also like to think that people keep coming back to read more of the posts but of course, that’s just a pipe dream.
But anyway, speaking of posts, this is a pretty weak ‘porno post’. No real porn to speak of. And no good ‘porn’ either. Just a couple of topless Britney Spears pics where you can’t even see anything.
‘Porno post’?
That’s a hell of misnomer if i ever did see one.
Unlike mine.
This is just filler.
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Oasma
From: “Dave Eason” DEason@UnitedAmericanInc.com
Date: Wed, Oct 10 2001 2:49:10 PM -0400
Your comments on Osama are excellent! I hope that mother fucker gets a sex change operation so that when he’s in prison for the rest of his low life the inmates can screw him just like he’s screwing the Afgan people. Keep up the good work.
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I just hope they bomb the stupid cave that he’s in or whatever and he dies under all the rubble.
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Yo
From: “Timothy B. Monahan” TimMonahan2@hotmail.com
Date: Wed, Oct 10 2001 10:55:18 PM -0400
So…I like your page and all; but you are lacking respect towards Franka Potente. You gotta represent Germany in some way. Or at least Claire Danes.
Take care of this.
http://www.franka-potente.de/franka.html
Monahan
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Of course you like this page. Everybody does.
(Yes. I am deluded.)
I once posted about how i thought Thess would look like Franka if she had flaming red hair. From certain angles. Like really far away.
Of course, i’ve also been told that i was blind but that’s beside the point.
I haven’t actually seen any of her more recent films. I think she was in Blow. And one other one i can’t remember what. I’ve only ever seen her in Run Lola Run. And that music video that’s on the DVD where her hair’s blonde. I think she looks better with red hair.
Then again, i’ve always had a thing for redheads so yeah, i’d think every would look good with red hair.
There aren’t too many Claire Danes pics out there that would fit under the gratuitous nude naked topless celebs section of the site (if that’s what you’re hoping for anyway). I could always try looking again but i doubt i’ll find any that’re really ‘good’. If you know what i mean.
Maybe it’s time did another ‘porno post’. I’ve been posting enough ‘real posts’ to justify me posting a ‘porno post’ don’t you think?
Yes. ‘Porno post’ coming soon.
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: “I see” said the blind man…
From: “Timothy B. Monahan” TimMonahan2@hotmail.com
Date: Tue, Oct 9 2001 1:59:32 PM -0400
Well, thanks for solving that little mystery for me.
Did she personally threaten you or something? I will always wonder why she made those files. For a boyfriend, to put on the web, for money….ah, where is the gang from Scooby Doo to sovle the REAL mysteries.
I have 3 of 5 downloaded on my PC (got them from Morpheus) but I obviously want the other two!! Do you have Morpheus? I might have downloaded them from you already…
Anywho, how does one become a member of F.U.B.A.R?
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Actually no. She didn’t threaten me. I wish she did though. But no, it was some guy/girl/shemp who signed my guestbook (i think) telling me how i shouldn’t call her Libby Hoeler because it’s supposedly not Libby Hoeler in those videos and how the real Libby Hoeler must going through hell because of that ‘dancing chick’ who’s going around the internet as Libby Hoeler. Or something like that.
I’m terrible at explaining things.
Anyway, rumor is that she made those videos for her boyfriend. And somehow, they just found their way on the internet. Or so the story goes. That’s what i heard from Jack’s site anyway. I’m not really too sure myself. So don’t quote me on that.
Go get those other two vids. The ones that you don’t have. I personally have all five videos on my laptop (but don’t tell anyone that… wouldn’t wanna seem like a dirty horny old man). And yes, i do use Mopheus at home. But not here on campus. Because i don’t have a PC. I have a Mac. A PowerBook G4 in fact. And Morpheus doesn’t work on a Mac. Did i mention i have a PowerBook G4?
Yes, that was blatant showing off at it’s best.
Anyway, to answer you question… how does one become a member on this site?
Easy. One must have breasts.
Actually i don’t have members on this site. It’s all just me. I do have what i like to call freelance posters though. They’re not ‘members’. But i give them access to the site so that they can post here anytime they want should they feel the need to. So far, i have Thess, Zia and Zil posting on my site.
They have breasts.
I also have Will and two other guys posting here. But they all seem to have died.
They don’t have breasts.
Which is puzzling to me as to why i even let them post here.
“I came across this great website on one of the sites that I normally read today. I would plug the site that I normally read, but I don’t like the people who run it – therefore they don’t deserve to be plugged. This site is pretty damn good. It has a lot of content, and the layout is really appealing.” – thissitegotmelaid.com
You can practically feel my ego getting bigger.
You know, it’s funny. I was checking out her site yesterday and i thought to myself, “Wow. I really want Leelee Sobieski.”
Actually no, that wasn’t what i thinking.
But no, i thought her site was pretty sweet. Really nice and all. Just plain nice. And i’m thinking, “I wonder if she’d like to exchange links…”. I usually dread the prospect of asking for link exchanges. Especially with a girl. Especially with a girl who runs a site as ‘nice’ as hers. Because, i’m thinking “Nah, she’ll never wanna link my site. Not with all the crap that on it.”. You know, the ‘porn’, the swearing, the breast talk and the overall ‘oh my god you are SUCH a guy!’-ness of it all. Amongst other things.
In my mind, i’d think that girls would be offended by this site.
But then again, that’s probably just the pessimist in me thinking that.
Her site is nice. My site isn’t. In fact, my site could be thought of as bad… in a good way (no pun intended).
She also has a personal site.
I finally got around to watching The Musketeer. It’s an alright movie i guess. It’s pretty funny. I quite liked the witty exchanges of dialogue between Mena Suvari and Justin Chambers. I laughed. It’s takes a lot to make me laugh out loud during movies. The fight scenes were cool. Wished there were more though. The final fight scene kinda ended a bit abruptly i thought. But everything preceeding it was cool. Overall i thought the movie was just okay. Nothing special. Just your a typical Peter Hyams hack flick.
Watch it if only for the fights and the funny lines.
Rico (one of my roommates) bought a bootleg copy of Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back on DVD. Yes, DVD. Bootleg.
The chapter selection
“Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?”
Jason Mewes’ bare ass cheeks (the picture speaks for itself really)
That last pic is for the ladies.
Of course, JASBSB isn’t even officially out yet on DVD but hey, we have ourselves a copy back in the dorm. And you don’t. But it’s nothing to get envious over though. It’s bare bones. Not even a trailer. Or production notes. Then again, it is a bootleg. So yeah, big whoop.
Can anybody tell me if Blood: The Last Vampire is worth buying? Apparently it only lasts 48 minutes or something like that. That is a fucking short movie. Is it worth getting?
Ooh ooh ooh! Sweet mamma babeh! I broke my all time high of 1936 hits by getting 1963 yesterday. Not that much difference but it’s that much closer to 2000. You know, that’s actually pretty weird. 36. 63.
But anyway, i’ve been getting a lot of Libby Hoeler search referrals lately. What’s up with that? How come she’s so popular all of a sudden?
Not that i’m complaining though. It brings in the hits. Keep em coming. I like hits.
Yes. Everybody wants to be like me:
“i just wish i could really blog like him. funny and nice. i guess i better start watching more movies to start learning to blog like him.” – www.rapierman.net
See?
Alright so maybe it’s only just him.
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Hey, look whose website is first on these lists:
Thess’s list.
Suzi’s list.
Schindler’s list.
Mine’s the first one on each list.
Okay so maybe not on that last one.