Hey guess what? Google took my site off their Osama bin Laden search index!! Fucking assholes. Now i won’t be getting anymore Osama bin Laden search referrals. Boo hoo. 🙁

This isn’t the first time they’ve done this. They did the same thing to me when Rush Hour 2 came out. When all i could ever post about was Zhang Ziyi. When Zhang Ziyi was all the rage and people were looking left, right and center for her nude pics of her (of which there were none). The same thing happened with Afroman too.

Although they weren’t looking for nude pics of him. Just his mp3. Which i had on the site.

And Google decided to unlist my site off their search engine!!

Anyway, despite this major setback, i actually did manage to get more than 3000 hits yesterday. 3093 in fact.

And not only that, i also made US$5 from advertising those shirts. Someone actually bought a shirt as a result of that post! I actually made a sale!

So i implore you to BUY A T-SHIRT FROM THIS SITE. And make me rich in the process.

Hell, if i sell enough shirts, i might eventually have enough to buy myself a DVD!

I didn’t really post much yesterday did i? Well… not as much as the day before anyway. I was out for most of the day. Went out to get my DVD’s. And besides, i thought i’d give myself a break after the seemingly non-stop posting spree that i’ve been on this past week.

If you can consider not posting within the last 24 hours a break that is.

And i also had to sit for a mid term paper for my film class today. It went pretty well i’d say. Considering that i didn’t even study at all. Answered 20 true or false questions and did a 300 word analysis on Hitchcock’s stylistic unity. Piss easy.

But of course, you don’t really care for that.

DVD’s i picked up yesterday.

Okay… i was actually ONLY supposed to pick up my copy of Clerks which i’d ordered like… in July. That was the initial plan anyway.

So yes. I did pick up my copy of Clerks.

• Clerks (RM$179)*cha-ching*

  And then i saw Suspiria Limited Edition, The Princess Bride Special Edition and Driven.

• Suspiria Limited Edition (RM$239)
• The Princess Bride Special Edition (RM$139)
• Driven (RM$139)*cha-ching cha-ching cha-ching*

  And i even picked up Mission: Impossible-2 on impulse.

• Mission: Impossible-2 (RM$139)*cha-ching*

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  Do the math.

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  Anyway, that’s pretty much it for this month. And next month. In terms of DVD buying i mean. Since i’m gonna have to make what’s left of my money last till the end of November, i can’t afford to buy another DVD lest i want to strave to death and live off ramen for the rest of my days.

  I’m really proud that i got a hold of Suspiria. I’ve been meaning to get my hands of that movie for years now. And now i have it on DVD. In a limited edition 3 disc set at that. Only 60,000 of them in the entire world. And i have one of them. Weee.

  I wouldn’t be surprised if none of you’ve ever heard of it before. It’s this old Italian horror movie. Made in 1977 by Dario Argento. Possibly the best Italian horror/suspense director ever.

  It’s was a real fucked up movie for it’s time. It’s also an acquired taste. Italian horror isn’t like Hollywood horror. Meaning, no. It isn’t like The Evil Dead. Meaning, yes. Only i like it.

  I’m thinking, now that i have the complete collection of all the Kevin Smith flicks on DVD,…

  (except for Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back… but it’ll probably be a while till that comes out… hopefully on a DVD that’s as stacked as Kirsten Dunst)

  …maybe i should start collecting all the good Dario Argento flicks. I have my eye on possibly getting Tenebre, one of his better movies, sometime before i leave Malaysia at the end of the year. I’d have to order the damn thing though because that Fox Home Video place didn’t have it in stock. I’ll call Rene tomorrow or something. Or get my farting roommate to place an order for me since he’s gonna pick up his DVD’s from her tomorrow. He ordered The Godfather Trilogy boxset (RM$499). And Dogma: Special Edition (RM$149).

  Yes. DVD’s are very expensive here.

  It’s really too bad that, The Stendhal Syndrome and Phantom Of The Opera, his last two movies, sucked ass. okay. I haven’t actually seem them yet but i heard they sucked ass. Or at least aren’t up to his usual standards. The Stendhal Syndrome has Asia Argento in it. No, not Asia Carrera. Asia Argento.

  She’s Dario Argento’s daughter. She’s also strangely hot. Creepy yet beautiful you know?

  I think she gets naked in that movie. Which is kinda disturbing considering that her father directed it.

  Those wacky Italians.

  Apparently, all his movies started going downhill after making Suspiria. He recently just made Sleepless (2001) though. It’s supposedly better than anything he’s done since the 70’s. But i wouldn’t know because i haven’t seen it.

  His top 3 best movies ever?

  1. Deep Red
  2. Suspiria
  3. Tenebre

  E-mail time:

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  To: psykotik@gmail.com
  Subject: poll
  From: “Aaron Richardson” phoenix_phan@msn.com
  Date: Wed, Oct 17 2001 9:04:50 PM -0500

  Hey how’s the poll results going? Yeah I thought so.

  Phoenix
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  Blah. Asshole.

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  To: psykotik@gmail.com
  Subject: libbey hoeler
  From: “jim dixon” JAD33@MEDIAONE.NET
  Date: Wed, Oct 17 2001 9:05:49 AM -0400

  Hi, could you please tell me where to find those libby hoeler videos? I’ve seen 1 and I want to see the ones on your site to see if they are the same girl.

  Best Regards, Jad
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  The videos are still down dude. Monarch’s still looking for a someone to host those videos for him. If any of you out there are willing to help him out by hosting the videos, just e-mail him and let him know. The sooner those vids are back online, the better.

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  To: psykotik@gmail.com
  Subject: you are funny
  From: “Miss Take” ladybug@sfsu.edu
  Date: Thu, Oct 18 2001 1:12:34 AM -0700

  i was perusing your site a little bit, and i found you quite amusing, i just wanted to drop you a line and let you know i appreciate it.
  have an awesome day, toodles

  -jessebugz
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  SEE? I AM FUNNY.

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  To: psykotik@gmail.com
  Subject: hey
  From: “Ashlie Roberts” aradia778@yahoo.com
  Date: Thu, Oct 18 2001 5:45:32 AM -0700

  hey sweetie

  i saw that pic you put up, the one of yourself. hehe you are SUCH a character 🙂 that Rachel Leigh Cook joke you made had me rofl! oh and by the way, will you marry me? lol

  you’re cute. you should try smiling!

  love
  Ashlie
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  *faint*

Please buy a t-shirt from this site. They make really good t-shirts. I suggest that you make your first purchase the “BINLADENFUKEN” one. It’s really sweet. In fact, ALL their shirts are really sweet.

I mean, come on now… wouldn’t YOU want to wear a shirt that says “I FUCKED THE GIRL IN HANSON!“?

I know i would.

Actually i wouldn’t but it would be SO COOL if YOU did! =D So you should go buy it now.

And if you think Hanson is kinda ‘out’ now, and you want something more… how do you say… ‘in’ and POPULAR AND COOL TO OWN… why not get yourself you very own “BIN LADEN IS A BIG FAT DOODIEHEAD!” t-shirt! Now i KNOW you’d want that one!

Of course, there’re also other less offensive (read: boring) BUT STILL COOL t-shirts that you can buy! Those ones you can find through here. The GOOD t-shirts.

But for the BAD ONES (bad in a good way that is), you can find through clicking on this link.

FUCKING BUY A T-SHIRT GODAMMIT. Please?

Oh and if you own a website and would like to earn money by selling THESE COOL t-shirts ($5 for each one sold!), then you could do no worse than to click here and SIGN UP!

Phew. Okay.

I’ll don’t think i’ll ever be a good salesman.

Um. Go buy some cool fucked up t-shirts.

I had a grand total of 2636 hits yesterday. And that’s probably just the beginning. All thanks to Osama bin Laden. And the search referrals i’ve been getting thanks to his name. Actually i shouldn’t thank him. Osama bin fucking Laden should be tied down, defecated on and anally raped. Deliverance style.

I should try including more popular search words next to his name. So that Google will spider them in and give me more search referrals. Thus upping my hits. I should mention colorful stuff like… how to shoot that fucking bastard terrorist son of a bitch Osama bin Laden right between his eyes. Or… something more mundane yet popular… like… pics of that funny Osama bin Laden game (lots of people have been searching for that. His pics. And his games). Or maybe even…

Well… you get the idea.

It works. It really does. In fact, it’s working so well that i wouldn’t be surprised if i can get at least 3000 hits today.

Of course, once people find out that i don’t actually have any Osama bin Laden pics OR games or ANYTHING that’s even remotely Osama bin Laden related on the site, they’ll probably stop coming. Ha. But wait! I have PORN! Lots of it! And Libby Hoeler too! Although her vids are currently down but just pretend i didn’t say that. So yeah, you could always come here for the PORN! And Libby Hoeler! (Even though her vids are down)

And there’s also the posts but nobody ever reads them.

I watched Josie And The Pussycats on VCD last night. Here’s a review… in the form of a song.

Speaking of Rachel Leigh Cook, i took this webcam shot of myself last night and realized one thing.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Boobies !
From: Nunya Bizness keli_182@yahoo.com
Date: Mon, Oct 15 2001 4:36:50 PM -0700 (PDT)

Attachments: bad.jpg

(Bad girl. BAD girl.)

Thought you could use a fansign so that you know your loved. It’s kinda shitty but I’m lacking creativity lately. enjoy.

Lots of love,
Keli
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Mmmmm. Want to touch the hiney.

Thanks Keli! =)

Could it be? Is it really she?

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: That girl from “shallow hal”
From: “Kevin Jordan” applekiller@hotmail.com
Date: Tue, Oct 16 2001 1:26:23 AM -0500

I’ll be damned if the woman on the left isn’t none other than Susan Ward. And I can tell that just from looking at her breast size. The other two chicks (middle and right, respectively) are Brook Burns (Baywatch) and Sasha Knopf (Playboy), but you obviously don’t care about them. At any rate, get Will to take back his heartless comment about dear, sweet Susan (edited for time and content):

“As I was saying÷ Oh yes, Susan Ward is not that hot. This came as quite a travesty to me. I have an FHM calendar over my trashcan and this month just so happens to have Susan Ward on it and man, is she HOT! Yeah, at least that’s what I thought. So I went about scouring the internet to see more pictures of her. Well, I’ll be darned if I found more then four good pictures of her. In all the other ones she looks… ::shiver:: not so hot at all.

[. . . Blah, blah, blah . . .]

Oh well, anyway about Susan Ward, she’s not so hot. Just look around the internet at some of her other pictures, you’ll come to the startling realization too.”

There are maybe a grand total of four BAD pictures of Susan in the world. If anyone needs further proof that her photos are predominantly GOOD, check her out in the Best of Maxim issue. For lack of a better word, phwoar.

P.S. Kirsten is at least 22.5 times hotter than Jessica Alba. End of debate.

Banana aka Major Suck-Up
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Susan Ward? Is that really you? Fucking hell. You are hot.

Will. Get off your ass and retort.

Anyway.

My farting roommate bought Blood: The Last Vampire on DVD. Looks like i won’t have to buy it myself. The DVD’s pretty fucking weak. It’s basically just the movie, a trailer and a 21 minute making of thing. And fucking hell. The movie’s only 48 minutes long!

48 minutes!

What the hell?? And not only that, but the packaging even lies to you! Approximate running time of 83 minutes my ass. I WANT MORE BLOOD.

But despite the ridiculously short running time, Blood’s a pretty good movie. I like to think of it as… Buffy meets The X Files. The action’s pretty good. Lots of blood. But the climax’s pretty fucking weak 🙁 It’s a beautiful movie though. You’d be hard pressed to figure out what’s CGI and what’s not during some of the scenes. Saya’s (the main character) pretty hot too. Kinda like Dark Angel… in a Japanese schoolgirl outfit.

Apparently the Japanese version of the DVD shipped as a 3 disc set with two different versions of the movie and much much more extra stuff. The Region 1 version only has the movie, a documentary and a trailer. Bleh. But 3 discs or not, the movie still only runs 48 minutes long. And that sucks. I WANT MORE BLOOD.

You people are terrible!

You’re deliberately voting against Kirsten Dunst! Pick her dammit! Her!

Oh yeah. Added a couple of Jennifer Love Hewitt pics. They aren’t really all that hot though.

• Cleavage 1!
• Cleavage 2!
• See through 1!
• See through 2!
• Crap 1
• Crap 2On a related note:

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  To: psykotik@gmail.com
  Subject: That girl from “not another teen movie”
  From: “Greg Czerepak” prodi_gee@hotmail.com
  Date: Mon, Oct 15 2001 6:11:41 PM -0400

  Hey,
  I think that girl from the movie is Lacey Chabert. She was in PArty of Five (kind looks like JLH).
  later
  $izz@
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  You know what. You’re fucking right. It would make perfect sense for that chick to be Lacey Chabert. In fact, that girl IS Lacey Chabert. Fucking hell. She looks SO different! I checked out imdb.com for the cast and crew list… and sure enough, Lacey Chabert’s in the movie.

  That’s actually pretty smart of them to cast her as spoof on JLH’s character from Can’t Hardly Wait. I mean, Lacey Chabert even LOOKS like JLH. I remember watching Party Of Five once and thinking, “Fucking hell, she’s like a smaller version of JLH.”

  Wow. Lacey Chabert. I never would’ve guessed.

Oh yes. The Osama bin Laden search referrals are starting to trickle in. Soon i will have a million hits.

If my font size were any bigger, this page would probably stretch longer than the Great Wall Of China.