Monthly Archives: November 2001

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: *peeks*
From: “C. T.” zyrisque@hotmail.com
Date: Mon, Nov 5 2001 1:01:14 PM -0600

Hi there..

Got to your realm via another long-lost virtual friend’s site.
*Two-thumbs-up* for all the intriguing blogs/nakedcelebpix/other goodies
you’ve got there 😉

Couldn’t resist from dropping a msg to tell you what a brilliant online
personality you have established!

P/s: I hope you won’t use this mail as a filler post *wink* 😉

Another FUBAR addict,
Ch4rm41n3
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What? Use this e-mail as a filler post? Psssh! Of course not!

Stealing S.O.B

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Erm.

Now here is the part of the update where I beg all you girls out there with a digital camera to help me out. Keegan is doing a little contest for the online pimps of the net. There’s a few simple rules that you must follow in order for me to win this.

1. All fan signs must have ‘Justin is my digital pimp” written on your body. NO PAPER FAN SIGNS!

2. Your face must be visible in the picture. If you’re worried about mommy and daddy seeing you on this porn site, don’t worry. We can crop out or blur your face so your identity will be a secret.

3. As much as I hate to say this…. There’s can be none of the little hoochie-woochie in the picture. And if there’s boobies make sure you’re over 18.

As always you get some massive pluggage on my site and my respect. Now you don’t have to be a cam girl to take pictures, so all you female fans out there, get your cameras ready and help Justin out!

(Alright. I stole this post from Jack)

(What? I was too lazy to beg for myself okay?)

Any muses in the house?

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Oh my God, how bad does this site suck? Seriously, i don’t know if any of you’ve noticed but the site’s actually going through one of it’s bi-monthly slumps. Crap crap crap all around.

I can barely even write a decent post. I don’t really know what it is but i’d probably blame myself i guess. I mean, it is after all, MY site.

It probably won’t seem apparent to most of you newbies… and maybe not even to some of you long time ‘readers’ (all three of you)… but i sure as hell notice it alright. Damn damn slumps. I hate it when i don’t have inspiration to write good shit. Or bad shit. That’s good. In a way.

(That was a cleverly veiled pun)

I’ve been thinking that… maybe i need some time away from the site. Or maybe i need to reinvent myself. Or something.

Or at least maybe get a new layout.

Maybe i’m just getting sick of looking at Angelina Jolie’s face everyday. I should probably change that or something.

Anyway. If you’re new here, there’s always the older, more entertaining, posts that you could always go back to and read. And there’s of course, the naked celebs.

Funny story.

Over the past few weeks, i’ve been giving out my URL to my friends. Well, the ‘cast and crew’ of the short movie that we’re shooting for film class to be precise. And not one of them has ever mentioned to me how good or bad the writing is. Mostly because all they ever notice is the amount of naked celebs there. And how hot Pamela Anderson is etc etc.

Okay that wasn’t exactly a funny story.

Anyway yes. I’m gonna try to better the site over the next week or so.

And apologies to everybody who’s e-mailed me within the past week or so. All 30+ of you. I’ll try my best to get back to each and every one of them a.s.a.p. Or as soon as i get off my lazy ass. Either one.

I’m not used to getting 22 e-mails in one day. I already get around 5 e-mails a day on average as it is. Which is 5 more than i’d ever expect to get. It’s very scary and intimidating.

I’m going to cry now in the corner now.

More movies

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I bought a whole mess of VCDs last night.

  • From Hell
  • High Fidelity
  • Legally Blonde
  • Serendipity
  • Waking Life
  • The Princess Diaries

And that’s all i have to say about that.

Donnie Darko

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Just finished watching Donnie Darko. That movie really reminds me of that old Soundgarden video. Black Hole Sun. Like… the whole tone of the movie… it’s really weird. And (pardon the pun) dark.

It’s a pretty good movie. Although it is kinda slow at first. But it grabs you halfway through and doesn’t let go. It helps that Jena Malone’s in the movie. She’s pretty hot/cute.

It’s a weird flick. Really weird. And the ending kinda blows. Had to go back and watch it two times to finally get what was going on. But don’t let that deter you from giving the movie a shot. I mean, any movie that has a schizo talking to giant rabbits named Frank has got to be worth watching.

Check out the website. It’s almost as weird as the movie.

Oh and before anyone starts pointing it out, i made a mistake. Again! The movie IS out. It was released on October the 26th. On the same day as Thir13en Ghosts (Which i still haven’t seen yet. Maybe tonight…). Forr some reason i thought that it wasn’t mostly because the trailer was only just recently released on the Apple site (31.10.01).

Try and catch the movie if you can. It’s not that bad. 3 out of 5 stars at least.

Anyway.

This guy sent me the same e-mail twice. Except the first one was empty.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: libby
From: “Robin Sala” the_dude069@hotmail.com
Date: Sun, Nov 4 2001 2:28:22 AM -0500

Hey

Wasn’t sure if the first one worked so i sent this. I was just wondering about the Libby Hoeler videos. Where they came from and if there are any more.

Let me know when you can
thanks
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Well i’m not quite sure myself but if i were to take a wild guess… i’d say… Wisconsin? Apprently she made those for her ex-boyfriend. And he put em out on the net. Okay i’m crap at re-telling stories. So i’m just gonna quote the original source. This was from some guy who left a comment to one of my posts:

“VERY nice to see Elizabeth “Libby” Hoeller is so prominent in the news. Her story was the one taking place in Wisconsin, and the original videos posted of her have her name, address and phone number in the beginning. What a sick ex-boyfriend, he didn’t need to do that. Good thing he ended up getting a 12-moth prison sentence out of it.
Cheers.”

Hope that pretty much answers your question. More or less.

Oh and no. There’s only 5 of them videos out there. No more, no less.

I think.

Help me be the digital pimp of the year! Send me some fan signs! And win prizes!

Digital Pimp Of The Year Award

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Yes. I am in the running for becoming the Digital Pimp Of The Year. It’s a simple contest run by Keegan of keegan.cc fame.

Basically all i have to do (with YOUR help of course) is to just get as many fan signs as i can with the words “JUSTIN IS MY DIGITAL PIMP” written somewhere on your body. Be it your boobs or your hand or your forehead. WHEREVER. As long as it’s WRITTEN somewhere on your BODY. Because it’s in the rules.

All entries must have, “your name” ( or domain name ) is my digital pimp” written somewhere on your Ho’s body. An example of this would be “IWANGF is my digital pimp” or “Amanda is my digital pimp”. All entries will be submitted directly to your Pimp, and they will in turn forward to me in order to have a more accurate count at the end.

No paper sign entries will be excepted, and the face of your “Ho” most be visible for submission along with their email so they can be contacted if they win Digital Ho of the Year. Entries can be linked to a URL and I can crop off head before displaying online to ensure privacy if Ho requests.

Entries with pictures of male or female genitals will be disqualified. Also if there are breasts exposed in an entry, they must be at least eighteen (18) years of age.

Webmaster must not use misdirecting links to boost their traffic.

There will be a minimum of 3 entries in order to qualify for the contest, and only one entry per Ho. Ho’s may not be pimped by multiple webmaster’s. If this a Ho is found to be unfaithful, they will be disqualified from winning the “Ho of the Year” prize but this will not effect the webmaster’s standing. So make sure you send your entry to only your favorite webmaster … or else you may get nothing. Since the Ho prize will be picked by judges so it will help if you are more creative then the other Ho’s.

If it is discovered that you are cheating you will be tossed like the bitch ass you are.

Yeah. Bitch ass!

There are prizes.

Ceremonial Prizes:
Pimp – Custom “Digital Pimp of the Year” Pimp Hat
Ho – Custom “Ho of the Year Hat” Ho Party Hat

Domain Prizes:
Pimp – A shrine to your pimpness at www.digitalpimpoftheyear.com & www.dpoty.com
Ho – Recognition as top Ho at the same domains

Cash Prizes:
Pimp – $200.00 cash
Ho – $100.00 cash

And if that isn’t incentive enough to send me some REAL fan signs (and not just some Photoshop-ed ones), then i don’t know what is.

And if all else fails, at least we both get something out of it. I get fan signs and you get 15 seconds of fame AND traffic towards your site.

Go here to read the rest of the rules page.

Now get crackin’ and make me some signs!

VCD’s/DVD’s

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Bought a couple of VCD’s yesterday.

  • She’s The One
  • Donnie Darko
  • Thir13en Ghosts
  • K-PAX

    I actually haven’t seen She’s The One yet. No, it’s not a new movie. It’s actually been out for years now. For those of you who don’t know, it’s sort of the sequel to The Brothers McMullen. Good movie. I have it on laserdisc.

    Anyway.

    I thought i’d pick it up because:

    a. I haven’t watched it before.

    and

    b. I hear there’s a scene with Jennifer Aniston in her lingerie.

    That alone warrants a viewing.

    I was actually surprised to see Donnie Darko on the shelves. The movie isn’t even out yet. Heck, they’ve only just released the trailer on the Apple trailers site a coupla days ago. It looks pretty good. Really um… dark. Should be good.

    Then again that’s what i also said about Thir13en Ghosts and look how that movie turned out.

    For the record, i haven’t actually watched it yet but i hear it got some pretty bad reviews. OH WELL. I still wanna watch it anyway. Besides, any movie with Shannon Elizabeth in it can’t be too bad.

    Okay Tomcats was pretty bad but let’s just pretend it doesn’t exist.

    K-PAX. I don’t know why i bought that movie.

    In DVD news, the Shrek Two Disc Special Edition just came out. And is it ever LOADED. A purported 11 hours (!) worth of extra stuff. But i seriously doubt that it even amounts to that… still, it’s cool to think, “Wow! I’m paying good money on 11 potential hours of DVD goodness! Coolness!”.

    The DVD’s worth buying alone for the Shrek In the Swamp Karaoke Dance Party extra. It is FUCKING hilarious. Next to the hidden extra on the Final Fantasy DVD where you get to see Aki in a bikini, it’s probably the best extra ever.

    The Basic Instinct Special Edition Unrated Director’s Cut is also a pretty good DVD to own. The packaging’s kinda funky though. With absolutely nothing to indicate that it’s ‘Basic Instinct’ on it’s spine. It’ll look pretty crap stacked next to all your other DVD’s. But hey, you get a little cool pen that looks like an ice pick. And that extra where they compare the the movie with the version shown on TV is just ridiculously funny.

    Monty Python And The Holy Grail. I just finished watching it. It is such a classic. Some of the dialogue in there is just laugh out loud hilarious.

    “I fart in your general direction!”

    Oh boy. And that scene in that castle with all those women. Had me in absolute stitches. It was thigh slappingly good.

    Classic, classic movie. Loaded DVD. A MUST buy if you consider yourself to be a DVD collector.

    I need to get Monty Python’s Life Of Brian on DVD someday. But the current edition they have out is pretty bare bones. Somebody needs to do a special edition of it.

    By the way, please do not watch Bones. That Snoop Dogg horror movie.

    It’s fucking terrible.

    • News flash: I WAS WRONG! *shock*

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    Yesterday, as i was walking over to the mall, i though about that post i made. You know, the 5 hits one. I was thinking, “Hmm… you know, i’m probably wrong about that and i’m probably gonna get an e-mail about it tomorrow…”

    Guess what? I was right! I was wrong!

    (Please ignore the nonsensical and bad English)

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    From: “Donald E. Chase” me@donaldchase.com
    Date: Sat, Nov 3 2001 7:21:02 AM -0800

    Attachments: extreme.jpg, admentor.jpg, current.jpg

    Dude:

    You are picking up the wrong number when you talk about my site only get 5 hits a day. There are two counters on the site… the one on the front page and the one on every other page.

    My front page /dchase.com/default.asp, does only get a few hits a day. No one comes into my site via the front page -> I don’t have any links and no search engine traffic to my main page on the site, but I do get between 2000-3000 UNIQUE visitors a day total on every page. For instance, I run yuour ad on a free ASP ad server called Admentor. According to that, your animated gif shows 40K times a day. See the attached JPEG – admentor.jpg – that shows the stats.

    Also, I have another Extreme account for the entire site, which shows that I had 3000 visitors on November 2. See the attached extreme.jpg.

    Last, take a look at the number of people on my site as I write this. At this time, there are 174 unique (cookie-tracked) visitors on my site.

    I only say all this because I work my ASS off on my site and I am very proud of my numbers. I dig your site, dude, and that’s why I spent a little bit of time turning your crappy buttons into something cool – well, at least less crappy. I just was miffed when I saw what you wrote.

    Enough ranting. I dig your site and hope my link gives you some more hits.

    Donald
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    It actually is an alright site. Lots of stuff to see and do. Check it out if you haven’t already done so.

    Side note: It’s pretty weird that people are still ‘digging’ this site. I mean, even despite the almost complete lack of good posts (and good englsh grammar for that matter). You DO notice that i haven’t exactly been putting much effort into my posts have you? Maybe it’s just me but that’s the way i see. About the site i mean. Crap posts and all. Then again i always complain about how bad this site is. So this all should come as no surprise to you.

    Hmm.

    I was gonna make a pretty lame pun saying how the site’s bad in a good way.

    But i won’t.

    Animated button! That i didn’t make!

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    I found this site through my referrals list.

    It claims to, and i quote, “…get(s) close to 600 THOUSAND visitors a year.”.

    Which is pretty amazing considering that it barely gets 5 hits a day. At the most.

    It’s almost as hard to believe as me saying that this site gets close to 4000 hits day.

    (It’s actually just around 3700+/- but 4000 sounds much more impressive)

    That site did have this cool button on it though.

    I guess he must’ve took all my crappy buttons and made it into an animated gif.