I never post here but since it’s almost 3AM where I’m at and I’m bored, I figured why the hell not.

Anyways, If you have not already seen the movie 100 Girls I suggest you go watch it now. It’s a really good movie with lots of boobs. It’s one of those “teen” movies that never came out in theatres so you automatically assume it sucks worse than the ones that actually do come out in theatres. But it’s better in my opinion. It has some things that might be considered trying too hard for laughs but the thing I liked most about this movie was probably the fact that it wasn’t funny. I mean it had funny parts, but I don’t think it was made to be a comedy. Something about it just wasn’t like all the other movies. Maybe it was just the perspective. So go rent it.

On the topic of girls I decided to take it upon myself to find some hot girls for you guys. I have compiled a short list of unknown/lesser known ladies that are sexy or “teh sex” whichever you prefer.

First we have Marisa Coughlan – I think she’s gorgeous. I first noticed her when I was watching Super Troopers (funny movie) and I thought She was hot in a sort of goofy looking way. The more you look at her the prettier she gets.

Next there’s Marley Shelton – I saw her in Bubble Boy….The first time I watched it I didn’t even notice her because bubble boy was is so hot, but then the second time around I took a gander and she’s pretty cute. Turns out She was The lifeguard on the Sandlot which is one of the best movies! She’s also going to be in Boondock Saints 2.

Emmanuelle Chriqui – is the next girl. She’s in that movie 100 Girls I was just telling you about. She’s hot in a kind of skanky way. She was also in That movie with the crazy eyed guy from n’sync. Which I never saw.

That’s all….wait no it’s not!!! haha I actually have some more (yes I was really that bored). These ones are soap opera bitches though.

Erin Hershey – She plays a sweet Girl Next Door Type Alison Barrington on Port Charles….She’s really adorable.

Kelly Monaco – She plays Livvie on Port Charles. Her character is so evil it scares me. I mean like REALLY evil. She’s still pretty good looking though, as long as she keeps her mouth shut cause her voice is really annoying.

And Last There’s Rebecca Budig – She’s on “All My Children”. I don’t think she’s all that great looking because she has a birdish look to her and her arms are too muscular with no boobs. BUT some of you may like her. She’s growing on me.

Sorry there’s no doll porn or monkeys this time. Goodnight, Good Morning, Whatever..

Let it be known that Justin is having a dilemma!

psykotik2k: i cant decide whether i like small boobs or big boobs
psykotik2k: =\

I am done.

Ok, so just because I haven’t posted in a while suddenly I get left out. Oh, I see…only the females have any power around here since Justin has left….funny how my posts are the only ones with comments still. Not going to make a long post because I have to finish designing this 80 page shitty magazine, but I will be back….and at least this way people have somewhere they can make some comments.

I hope.

If this works.

I feel better at FUBAR now than I have since…jeez, since his days at Nathanism.

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I guess as you all can see Justin is NOT back, and, well i know what some of you think, but seriously, he got permission, and I love the guy dearly, but now I think he is being a pussy…well no, no i dont. I have to talk to him, I am sure he has his reasons, but we miss him…JUSTIN WE MISS YOU! Anyway, I am greatful to his lady for being so understanding, and I dont think she did what she did for no reason, so I am, once again, greatful…Not that I dont like the other people posting (myself included) but none of us carry justins wit, I think he is funny. I this Thess is a good writer, but I cant read anymore of her posts…and I am sure everyone says the same about me, and about all the other posters…we need justin….anyway, that was my totally POINTLESS post about Big J. PLEASE COME HOME SOON! love you guys…

Personally, I could give a rat’s ass about Canada. But that’s just me.

I ended up doing the whole weekend with the parents thing; Shawn’s, that is, not mine. Meaning that on Saturday night, I also got to partake in the birthday festivities of an 8-year-old-girl. Meaning I babysat for much of the night.

This one little kid tripped me out; you know the type…the one whose babysitter brought him along with her own kids, ’cause his parents are alcoholic white trash and he doesn’t get out much. 5 years old, dressed up in a one-piece Buzz Lightyear suit, and so goddamn goofy, he just didn’t know what to do with himself. Besides that-

Jesus, this music is distracting me.

Okay. So. …Actually, y’know what, fuck all this. You’re all about as interested in a boring story about retarded kids as I am in hearing about new clique websites for Canadians and cutesy misspelled domain names.

Halloween was several days ago, but we’ll recap mine now:
1. Speeding ticket
2. Bring car to shop for cracked head gasket
3. Clean, mop, wipe, dust, vaccuum and wash all day
4. Shawn comes over
5. Watch Shawshank redemption
6. Go to Fiddler’s w/Shawn
7. Prove once again what an embarassingly fragile lightweight I am
8. Come home, get put in bed, wait until he goes outside
9. Sneak into the bathroom and pass out on the floor
10. Argue with him that “I LIKE IT HERE DONT TOUCH ME ITS CLEAN I SWEAR”

He actually managed to get me back in my room, but the whole “onto the bed” thing wasn’t going to happen; you know the point you get to where there’s nothing you can do or think to tell the bed to stop spinning? Yeah.

…Yeah. The second story didn’t turn out much better.

I’ll return you now to your regularly scheduled “Canadian OMG I’M SURFING THE INTARWEB High School Jabbering ” programming.

Edit: Bugger the lot of you, really. I like Liz. I like Liz’s site. I didn’t DIS-like Liz’s post, it just didn’t interest me. I’m sure SHE could give a rat’s ass about many of the things I post about. Chill. The “candee” thing, though…I meant that. Try to deny that it’s a cutesy, misspelled domain name.

I need a cigarette.

You know whats great? Canada. Yes, my homeland is wonderful. Which is why you must go over to RIDETHEBEAVER.NET. This site is growing slowly and surely, but I urge any of you Canadians out there to join up. And to all you Americans, theres a niftly little place where you can ask silly questions that have obvious answers about Canadians. Ever wonder what the hell a chesterfield is? And why they let someone who looks and talks like a special ed student be our Prime Minister? What is a Prime Minister anyway? Head on over to RIDETHEBEAVER.NET…

Hah, wow, for once I’m plugging a site thats neither mine, nor Megs. Rock!

Here’s some PORN to keep you kids all happy. Meh.

So, yes. Justin’s girlfriend is awesome and is letting him post, but he sucks and is lazy. I actually…haven’t talked to him much in the last few days which is weird becuase normally we talk a lot, and when we’re not talking and he’s on ‘away’ I like to harrass him by saying completely untrue and stupid things. Or, y’know, warning him just like every other laydee in his life *i keed*

Anyway, Bubba who is a very smart individual has decided we need to offer teh Justin a little incentive to post. Here is it….Holy shit dude! Cartoon puss-ay!. Lemme tell you, I’ve spent many hours rolling my eyes at J’s ramblings on and on about how ‘friggin hawt’ Ariel is. And Belle. And Alladin (haha okayyy so I made the last one up). But yes, I just don’t understand how cartoons can make you go to that hot, happy place? The only one who is half decent to me would be Tuxedo Mask from Sailor Moon because he looks like a real person, and I just like his voice…It’s so…in pain. RAWR. Or maybe it has something to do with the fact that I, in fact, am Sailor Moon (not many people will understand that…hah.)

Anyway, I’ve made a supreme sacrifice in order for teh asian man to post…So lets hope he does before I get bored and send his warning level sky high. Heh.

I feel bad but i am posting because I have moved. The check is on the way, and I am in my new domain, I am semi comfy, but yeah, It is nice, and I felt bad because I refused to tell anyone the addy and, well stupid me because, now no one knows it, my old site is gone and liz cant get it back to put a forward on it, so shit. Anyway, check out my site PLEASE! I am sorry to anyone who went to my old one who i wouldnt tell…i though i could have a whole grand opening thing….oh well

THIS IS MY SITE GO GO GO GO PLEASE!

Oh yeah to the person who didnt do what he was supposed to do..I am very dissapointed in you, DONT BE A PUSSY!

Anyway I am heading to bed, going to the gym in the morning because i looked in the mirror, and my ass has grown…..cardio here i come, oh and thanks for checkin my site!…MUAH <333333333