So who’s gonna see the new Harry Potter movie today? I saw the last one on my birthday last year. I didn’t expect the movie to be so long. That was one long ass kids movie.

I found this page earlier today. It’s about girls using the Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 Broomstick as a vibrator (!).

Broom broom!!!

Girls getting off to a broom is one thing but have you ever heard of girls getting off to a videogame? Neither have i until i found this page (!).

Speaking of videogames, i have to confess that one of the reasons why i haven’t really been posting much is because i’ve been spending most of my time in Vice City. It’s fun picking up hookers off the streets and bonking them in an alley. You lose money for every second that you’re with them though. But hey, you can always kill them right after you’re done bonking them and steal your money back. Haha.

This one time, i picked up two hookers at the same time. Hahaha.

Vice City is cool.

Next game i’m planning on getting: Metroid Prime. Huzzah!

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Concert
From: MSEdvalson@aol.com
Date: Tue, Nov 12 2002 4:35:00 PM EST

Michael
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SURE! NO PROBLEM! I’LL GET RIGHT ON IT!

*dials Avril’s phone number*

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: fuck you
From: “John Bonham” bonham_79@hotmail.com
Date: Sat, Nov 2 2002 8:57:04 PM +0800

up yours
Michael Bonham
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🙁

I was board today and i didn’t have anything else better to do so i made this.

I will post more later tonight. A proper post.

For you, from me: Janked from BAMF’s Pie Forum:

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Justin is lame, the epitome of all things lame, really. :\ It is quite sad. He has no originality what-so-ever. I’m not saying I have too much either but atleast I don’t have the AIM name psykotik3k!! Look what that tard has gone and done now.

susan onCRACK: alo
suzi onCRACK: what a tard

It is bad enough that he steals mine and Liz’s words constantly due to an incurable disease he has which I call, the lame. He even admits to it. 🙁 Look!

suzi onCRACK: bastard!
susan onCRACK: bastard!
susan onCRACK: i will steal that

Pathetic. I think Liz defined him best when she said,”TiesAreTehSexee: hes a litle asian bitch!”

Sorry ignore this post and read the funny, GOOD, one below it. 😀

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Ok, I am just a little wasted so we will see what happens with this.

Thess: Let me see that map of the Danish fleet Peter.

Peter: Yes ma’am, if I can see them boobies.

Thess: They are coming too fast, surely they will get a speeding ticket on their way through Orlando Bay, and leave the boobies to the Cam Whore Specialists.

Smash (on request): Send them my way, I can handle all the CWS, had three Danish ones in my bed last night.

elPrezidente: Borrow your balls from your girlfriend Peter and quit taking orders.

Bubba: TRAITOR!!!!, Smash is consorting with the enemy!!!

Kingolf: (BANG! Smash dies) Where is Suzi?

Celius_Quin: I think she is still trying to find a new host, but I am secure enough in my manhood to say that I find you attractive Kingolf, in a heterosexual way of course.

Raceman: Kill all the Nazi’s!!!!

Eve: Why does it always come back to that? Polish are not Nazi’s.

Raceman: Oh sorry.

(Anonymous): So anyway, anyone want to come see my new cam pics?

Jamlink: Listen men, we must concentrate! The Danish are invading!

Liz: What about the women.

Peter: Show your boobies!

Smash: Show your boobies!

Kingolf: Show your B(.)(.)biees!

Bubba: Boobeys!!! (Said like Timmy from SouthPark says Timmay!!)

Dik Kok: I like boobies up my ass, then we eat the Danish!

Jamlink: Thank you dik kok, we must concentrate on the Danish invasion.

Suzi: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY with a baseball bat, that is how we will get the Danish.

Bubba: YES!! Use the two Chins to lure them in then we will poison them with a bananas covered in peanut butter and jelly!!!

Ben Affleck: I have some peanut butter left over that my dog didn’t finish last night!

J: Then we can use the Happy Tree Friends to torture them into talking!!!

RedEye: ATTACK IN COMING!!!!!! Where is Justin!!!???!!!???

To be continued…

Okay… before anyone busts my balls id like to state that this was just a joke. I didn’t mean to offend anyone with this little drama I created for my own amusement. I am not as good at writing dialogue as immensely long but only half way interesting posts. I stole this from Kingolf who stole it from Celius_Quinn who stole it from Justin who stole it from God. The people responsible for sacking the people who sacked the original dialogue have been sacked. Sorry if I offended or left anyone out.

I did post my Halloween pics in the more section if anyone wants to see them.

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Ok, I was going to try to entertain everyone with some nice pictures from my Halloween party. Although there was nothing lewd and lascivious (well maybe a little), there were still some pretty hot chicks there and some pretty cool costumes. Unfortunately my dumb ass cannot figure out how to upload pictures to my posts, and although I could tear this computer apart down to component level then rebuild it, I am apparently dumb when it comes to this. I can upload them to the site, but there are no instructions on how to connect them to my post. If I have to I can drop links to them from my ftp or something, but that is a pain in the ass. Please don’t make me have to call my programmer to make him show me how to do it. If one of the girls who like to drop pictures of weird birds in place of boobies, gay men instead of chicks, and any other sort of pictures would be kind enough to email or IM me and fill me in, I would be greatly appreciative. I know you all want to see the naughty nurse that came to the party so please help a brother out.

A fine time for the lot of YOU to start posting. Yeah, that’s right. Pseudo-boycotters and PRETEND-TO-BE-LAZY-BASTARDS.

Completely ruined my significant and well thought out political statement.

Oy, Justin is not longer the one with the dilemma. Forget about his dumb little boob problem. I’ve decided for him. Zoe’s are the only hoo hoos he shall ever like. EVER!. Anyways. Tis I, who is in need of your opinions now. I am getting a domain; yet for the life of me I cannot decide on a name. So I leave it to you.