I believe Linkin Park qualifies as emo music no? As in “oh gnos i’m so emotional i feel so wounded and abused and nobody loves me and i want to die kill me okay thanks bye” kinda music right? I wouldn’t know. I don’t listen to them and i still don’t know what emo is. So let the ignorance continue!

I asked Susan what emo was last year. This was what she had to say.

13/10/02 1:22 AM
psykotik2k: what’s a emo
suzi onCRACK: a emo?
psykotik2k: is that like an emu?
suzi onCRACK: hahahahha
suzi onCRACK: shut up.
psykotik2k: an ostrich!!
psykotik2k: 😀
psykotik2k: emu!
suzi onCRACK: EMO. emotional. like dashboard confessional
suzi onCRACK: that likes emo music
psykotik2k: emu!
psykotik2k: never heard of them
suzi onCRACK: and is sensssssitive
suzi onCRACK: and wears horn rimmed glasses
suzi onCRACK: and cute thrift store shirts
psykotik2k: i know avril!
psykotik2k: 😀
psykotik2k: why do you have to make things so complicated??
suzi onCRACK: 😀

Well that didn’t really help.

So 5 months later, i decide to ask her again.

21/3/03 3:57 PM
psykotik2k: what is emo?
psykotik2k: i do not understand
suzi onCRACK: you are emo!
psykotik2k: =(
suzi onCRACK: emo = emotional
suzi onCRACK: boys who cry.
psykotik2k: you!
suzi onCRACK: dashboard confessional.
suzi onCRACK: im not emo.
psykotik2k: you cry
psykotik2k: many times
suzi onCRACK: shut up
psykotik2k: emogirl
suzi onCRACK: i hate you!
psykotik2k: 😀
psykotik2k: i play videogames now
Auto response from suzi onCRACK:
suzi onCRACK: i dislike people who have the name Justin.
psykotik2k: 😮

So back to the issue at hand. Emo. Which i still do not understand.

I think i will pick on Evanescence again because they seem to be big with kids these days. First, i will make horrible remarks about them and make unfounded judgments about their music even though i’ve never heard any of the stuff outside of their stupid ads for their stupid album and that stupid Daredevil trailer. Google, spider this for me please: EVANESCENCE SUCKS. Their music is horrible. They are so emo. So emo that their music makes me cry and feel wounded and sad and EMO. omgs.

Now with that being said, hopefully i will piss off all Evanescence fans that happen to stumble upon my site just like all the Nelly Furtardo fans that i’ve pissed off after they read my Nelly Retardo posts. I like to piss people off. It’s funny.

Here are some of Evanescence’s lyrics.

how can you see into my eyes like open doors
leading you down into my core
where i’ve become so numb without a soul my spirit sleeping somewhere cold
until you find it there and lead it back home wake me up inside
wake me up inside
call my name and save me from the dark
bid my blood to run
before i come undone
save me from the nothing i’ve become

omgs. that makes me sad. =\ =( i cry. the pain! it hurts. save me!

whatever.

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Wee. Finally. Long overdue *real* update from me. Sorry about that fubarbs. I’ve been busy school and stuff. So where should i begin? How about my Spring Break. Let’s see. Wanna know what i did for my Spring Break this year? Same thing i did last year. Nothing. Absolutely nothing at all. Actually my Spring Break ended like… 2 weeks ago. Started on the 28th, ended on the 10th.

Did absolutely NOTHING for the whole week. I’m actually quite proud of that.

Well my girlfriend did come over to visit me for her Spring Break though. From the 8th till the 15th. Hence the lack of updates by yours truly since we were too busy doing each other other stuff.

But yeah, it was nice. I don’t get to see her very often. Only every coupla months or so. Long distance relationships are teh suck. But we’ve been together for almost a year and three months now. My longest relationship (with my 2nd ex) lasted a year and three months. My second longest (with my 8th ex) lasted about a year and two months (i think). I might actually break my own personal record this time. Huzzah!

Unless of course if we end up breaking up with her before April 13th. =\

Knowing my luck, it probably might end up happening. *knock on wood*

But anyway. You all remember that 14 year old girl that kept sending me pictures of her and her balloons? Well guess what. She e-mailed me again a coupla weeks ago with more pictures of herself. Oh and she also has a website now. You can see her (clothed) ‘balloons’ here. Hopefully i won’t overload her geocities site. Huk huk.

I noticed that i’m being linked by these three sites.

I also notice that if you hover your cursor over my link on this page, it says:

“Linking this one seems to be a prerequisite of having a blog”

Really? Wow. I never knew that.

There was this one other site that plugged me about a month ago. I can’t remember what the URL was but the plug was pretty funny. I think it went like “This site confuses me. It looks like my ex girlfriends livejournal”.

Haha.

I used to have a whole lot more people linking to this site back in the day. Not so much anymore. Well, i don’t think so anyway. Probably because i’m such a bastard when it comes to linking people back. Haha. I’m horrible.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Trade Links?
From: “Shelby”
Date: Wed, Mar 19 2003 4:12:00 PM -0500

shelby — 7lbs admin
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That up there is like the first link request i’ve gotten since…

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: link
From: William
Date: Sun, Oct 13 2002 5:07:11 PM -0400

Will
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Haha. Poor guy. I never did link him. I’m such a bastard.

I hardly ever get e-mails from anyone these days. It’s really sad.

=(

Okay i lie. I still do. But not as much as i used to get like a year or two ago. Also for some reason, i also don’t seem to be getting as many hits as i used to anymore. At its peak, i used to be getting like 9000 a day. Then it was like 6000 a day. Lately it’s been hovering around the 3000 mark. Although i did get 4999 hits yesterday.

Maybe i should start posting up more naked celeb pics or something. Like how i used to back in 2001/2002. But then the last time i had naked celeb pics on my server, i ran up like 100 gigs of bandwidth a month. Ha. Probably not a good idea.

Had to take my site down for a month because of that. Some guy wanted to buy my site from my host. I think he was going to sell it for $6000 bucks. Haha. That’s crazy. I don’t think anyone would be willing to pay that much money for a stupid website.

Then again, there was that guy that wanted to buy Stacia’s domain for $800 bucks…

Hmmm. I could use the money…

But anyway…

Finally ended up having to host all the celeb pics on a separate site and server, which has now become the site that you see here. Minus the naked ones though.

A shame really.

I feel i should make up for that loss. Here’s some naked Salma Hayek for you:

For some reason, i just found this really funny.

there was a boy named justin. justin was a quiet boy, a nice boy. he had a girlfriend named zoe. zoe was a spunky girl, a pretty girl. they were together & they were happy.

then came liz.

liz was a vixen from canada who was neither nice nor quiet. she weaved her evil way into that beautiful fairytale land of fubar & made both zoe & justin love her. late at night she would sit sneakily at her computer snickering happily at the beautiful evilness she was creating.

one day, zoe, justin’s beloved went offline to do laundry. & oh my god, folks, she didn’t return! so instead of being a man & calling her himself, he told this silly evil canadian liz to do it. so she did & talked to teh zoe.

& you know what? i’m dropping the story…because its lame. this post is just to let you all know that zoe & i are in love & running away to iraq together to make sweet sweet love (& run the beautiful new puppet gov’nt which will be set up sometime soon by mr george w bush). & they lived happily & evilly ever after.

the end.

… be absolutely sure to listen to celebrities with whom you share political views, because we are your leaders. What I think about all of this is immaterial, but just about every actor (except me), actress (except J-Lo), singer (except J-Lo) and even a few of the homeless people on Wilshire (including three of J-Lo’s former husbands) have put in their very public two cents about the impending war, regardless of the fact that their fifteen minutes of fame were up about eight years ago.

I mean, first you’ve got Charlie Daniels. Here’s a guy who had been about as much out of the spotlight as Great White was until he released his “It’s Not A Rag, It’s A Flag” song last year, which was apparently offensive to someone or another, which only served to get him more press and therefore more record sales. He hopped on the pro-war bandwagon this week by writing a letter to the celebrity community, which several newspapers printed for some ungodly reason, essentially saying that anyone against the war is un-American and should be deported or some such thing, which speaks really well for his understanding of the Constitution. Then again, he’s a desperate country singer who hasn’t had a hit since “Devil Came To Georgia,” so we can forgive him, maybe.

And then there’s some other country singer with a pro-war song out right now, and we all know the real reason for doing this stuff. It’s not because these singers support the war or anything like that, but because it’s an opportunity to make some quick green on a hot-subject before their careers go belly-up when their listeners finally realize that country music hasn’t been good since the early 80’s, when the songs were all about drivin’ your big rig.

And then on the anti-war side, you’ve got Mike Farrel, who did two things in the twenty years between his acting on M*A*S*H and Providence, and those two things were jack and shit. He’s opposed to the war, but nobody cares because he’s about as much in the public consciousness at this point as Cat Stevens.

Actually, Cat Stevens is back with a new anti-war song. Yes, this is true, but since he changed his name to Yusuf Islam a couple decades back, he’s been harder to find than Salman Rushdie during the 80’s. He’s got a song out, but that’s all I know, because no one’s going to play a Yusuf Islam song, because he’s about as well respected at this point as Jane Fonda was during the Vietnam War.

I ran into Keanu Reeves this week and asked him what he thought of the war, and he responded, “Dude…” I don’t know if that was a yea or nay kind of, “Dude…” but that’s his opinion. I think there might’ve been a, “Whoa…” in there somewhere, but I don’t think it would matter.

What I’m trying to say here is, if you’re not sure whether or not you support an American invasion of Iraq, don’t listen to us celebrities. We’re either out there because we want to boost sales on something or try to convince the world that we’re not actually dead, though our careers might be. Pick up a newspaper, listen to talk radio (Mancow and Howard Stern do not count as talk radio), do anything but listen to us celebrities, because we’re just good-looking idiots.

Does anybody still watch the WWE these days?

Wow. I swear i had a ton of things that i wanted to post about today that i had in mind last night but for the life of me, i can’t remember a single thing about what i wanted to post about. I should’ve written down all the ideas i had somewhere. Oh well. They’ll probably come back to me later in the day.

Okay well actually i do remember one thing that i wanted to mention. So lemme just get that out of the way. Amanda Bynes. She’s pretty hot. She’s in that new What A Girl Wants movie. I’m sure you’ve probably the the trailers for it on tv. Doesn’t really look too good though. Kinda reminds me of The Princess Diaries… set in England. I think she has a show on Nickelodeon or something. I dunno. I don’t have that channel. Actually wait, i do. I just never watch it. Either way she’s hot. That’s all that matters.

How old is she? She seems like she’s around Suzi’s age or something. Except that she doesn’t look 12. Hee.

Anyhoo, yeah, it’s been a while since i last posted up any good celeb pics and stuff. I think i’ll just do that for now.

Speaking of The Princess Diaries, whatsherface with the big eyes and big smile has grown some pretty big boobs since i last saw her onscreen.

She’s braless here. Smuggling peanuts.

That’s my new term for girls that have their nipples poking through their shirts and whatnot.

For example:

Here, Britney Spears is smuggling peanuts under her blouse. Bad Britney.

Anna Paquin, also smuggling peanuts. Tsk tsk.

Mandy Moore with some very nice cleavage. Not smuggling any peanuts though. Damn you Mandy. Smuggle some peanuts next time!!

Anyway, you get the idea now.

Peanut smugglers are the best.

I think i’ll leave you with some Olsen twins pics. I dare you not to have dirty thoughts after looking at the fourth pic.

Very guilty pleasure.

The fouth pic.

I got reviewed. Huzzah! And so did a bunch of other people that i link to. It’s like i’m the center of the universe or something. Or not.

I don’t really have much to say right now though, perhaps later tonight. Mhm, i’ll post more tonight. A long post too. To make up for my being away for a whole week and a half… getting some.

w00t.