If you are, translate this for me please:

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Avril Lavigne liefhebber

Deze weblogger heeft iets met Avril Lavigne, hij zou zelfs wel haar willen zijn. Ik eigenlijk ook best wel. Ik vind het een mooi meisje

Deze weblogger was bovendien de persoon die de filmpjes uit het vorige logitem beschikbaar heeft gesteld met uitzondering van de laatste 2.

– joenlog.thebigsite.nl
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I think it has something to do with me wanting to be Avril Lavigne. Hahaha. I tried running it through a Dutch – English translator thing but i could only understand like a 1/4 of what he was saying. Translation wasn’t very accurate. Boo.

I’ve noticed that i’ve been getting quite a few referrals from Dutch sites and forums. Mostly linking back to my Dancing Slut and Libby posts.

Dutch people sure do like porn.

There’s a whole bunch of links to some pretty amusing videos in the comments section of this post. Be sure to check them out if you haven’t already.

If you like girls, you’ll like this site.

I’m feeling generous today with links.

Take this test. It rates your modem connection. I got an 11. THAT’S FUCKING GAY.

I hate fucking E-Speed. They should rename it E-SLOW.

jfcoggins: how many times have you watched it?
psykotik2k: what the trailer?
jfcoggins: yeah, that
psykotik2k: lost count
psykotik2k: and that was when it was still streaming
psykotik2k: i’m going through it frame by frame now
jfcoggins: I’ve lost count as well but haven’t reached the frame by frame stage yet
psykotik2k: i’m a fag

None of that streaming flash crap.

Spider-Man 2 teaser.

IN GLORIOUS APPLE QUICKTIME .MOV FORMAT.

Update:

Even better! Now hosted by Apple.com!

I am going to plug a movie that many of you will probably not give a shit about because:

1) It’s from Hong Kong
2) It has subtitles
3) You suck

Actually it’s a series of movies, not just one. Maybe you’ve heard of it, maybe you haven’t but you at least owe it to yourself to check it out if you have the means. You probably won’t be able to get it anywhere in the US (well, maybe if you know a good import shop or something) but you can easily get it online.

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“Whats with you and thoose damn pore shots?!?!?! it makes the picture look horrible. And it also makes them look like they have a greasy ass face i say DOWN WITH THE PORE SHOTS!!!!!!

Posted by The Dark One – 12:36pm December 16, 2003”

been so busy 🙁 so very busy 🙁 finals start next week, and all that.
but i thought i would take a break from studying to ask for a very small, big favor. 😀

a few weeks ago i helped do a little iddy bit of design work on an xbox related wall paper thing (i didn’t make it, just helped some), and now it’s in an xbox related wallpaper contest thing, and i’m going to be so crushed if it doesn’t win 🙁 i have a very vested interest in it winning because my pride is on the line, people. anyway if you have a minute to waste, i’d really appreciate your vote :))

so if you wouldn’t mind doing something fabulous to help the starving children around the world (minus everyone except me), go here:

xbox-scene wallpaper contest

the crap thing is you have to make/register an account (i bet you can just fudge the email addy as long as it looks valid… ¬.¬), but after you’ve done that you can vote!

the wallpaper i want to see win is for “Anusbis333 (#2) DCMA Santa” so please select that option and vote before 12:00 midnight eastern time (it is currently 1:30 pm eastern time)! 😀

see, wasn’t that fun?!

i wanted to post something you guys could benefit from but i really can’t beat justin’s post below mine. alba is a sexy mother shut your mouth.

but i can do something i don’t think justin has ever posted before. although i’m probably wrong. but i present to you, the funniest and most sad waste of time i’ve encountered in a while:

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psykotik2k: i have some hi res jessica alba pore porn
jfcoggins: ohhhh, post that
jfcoggins: mmmm pores….

• Jessica Alba 1
• Jessica Alba 2
• Jessica Alba 3
• Jessica Alba 4
• Jessica Alba 5
• Jessica Alba 6
• Jessica Alba 7
• Jessica Alba 8
• Jessica Alba 9
• Jessica Alba 10
• Jessica Alba 11
• Jessica Alba 12

Update:

I hate this kid. Fucking brushing up against Mandy Moore’s breast like that. Look at his face. I bet he did that on purpose. And Mandy’s like trying to curve her body away and thinking “Stop pushing your shoulder against my boob!”.

I wish i was him.

LESS THAN 24 HOURS LEFT TO GO!!!!~!1!!!!1

Spider-Man 2!!!!1!~!!!2@222!!!!!!

Update 12/15/03 @ 1:19pm:

You are all dorks.

But then again so am i.

Before:

duhgayman: 16 minutes

zzombielunch: that thing’s gonna be floooooooooooooded

confined2sin: If you’re sitting there staring at the http://advision.webevents.yahoo.com/sony/spiderman2/ site, you’re a dork. Oh, wait… that’s what i’m doing… Awesome site, thanks for the link.
Auto response from psykotik2k: http://advision.webevents.yahoo.com/sony/spiderman2/
confined2sin: ha
psykotik2k: you are the dork..!
confined2sin: yeah, well
confined2sin: in two minutes and some odd seconds I’ll be the dork watching the spiderman 2 teaser
confined2sin: people know how much of a dork you are
confined2sin: but you use a Mac, so you gain some points back

jfcoggins: almost time
psykotik2k: dork
jfcoggins: I wish I had a retort

After:

dranakin13: did you see it? did you see it?
dranakin13: i never really cared for spiderman, but damn

duhgayman: looks quite good

DubU2584: god damn it why is Peter such a puss…
DubU2584: i was pissed at the end of the first one when he shot her down then the second one the first part of the damn teaser he shoots her down…im pissed again times 2

jfcoggins: that was sweet
psykotik2k: that trailer kicked my ass
jfcoggins: I was wowed by it
jfcoggins: <---- loves Danny Elfman psykotik2k: i wanna download it. damn you yahoo.
psykotik2k: streaming flash blargh
jfcoggins: I’m sure it will showup somewhere in about 10 minutes
jfcoggins: the car scene will rule

Apple should’ve handled the trailer debut dammit. Because as we all know, Apple Quicktime is the best. k thnx.

My AIM decided to spaz out last night and it totally fucked up all my preferences and shit so i had to rejigger everything back to the way i liked it. Oh and for a moment there, it seemed like i’d lost all the 733 chatlogs i’d autosaved since i started using Mac AIM back in 2001. I looked in my ‘AIMChat logs’ folder and saw NOTHING. I felt like i’d lost two and half years of my life (because we all know that i HAVE no life outside of the internet and AIM so yeah). It was almost the same feeling that i had when i accidently deleted over 4 years of saved e-mails (4 years spanning 4 ex-girlfriends too. PLUS ‘fanmail’).

Anyhow, i started poking around in my AIM application folder and found out that my ‘users’ folder sort of got corrupted (but everything in it was still ok though. Including all my chatlogs. It was just the folder name. ‘users’ somehow became ‘,,,:,,’ or something. Gay).

Anyway, i looked inside and all my chatlogs were still there. So i stopped crying.

And so i didn’t lose all my chatlogs. But what i did lose were all the screennames that i’d blocked. Around 40+ of them. All of them Avril fans. Because we all know that i’m really Avril Lavigne right.

So i logged on and decided to put up one of my ‘not so very nice’ away messages (actually all my away messages are ‘not so very nice’).

14/12/03 10:59 AM
Bunnykisses713: hey
Auto response from psykotik2k: who are you and why am i on your buddy list?
Bunnykisses713: im rachel and cause u r avril lavighne

14/12/03 10:50 AM
Valid8tedprking: hey avril, whats up?
Auto response from psykotik2k: who are you and why am i on your buddy list?
Valid8ted prking: my cell is on if you wanna talk 577 5829

*shakes head*

I decided to look up all the previous chats i’d had with Bunnykisses713 and found this:

07/4/03 8:35 PM
Bunnykisses713: hi
psykotik2k: hey
Bunnykisses713: are you avril
psykotik2k: nope, but this is her screenname
Bunnykisses713: who are you
psykotik2k: her sister
Bunnykisses713: o hi
Bunnykisses713: how come you are on her sn
psykotik2k: i know her password
Bunnykisses713: o she lets you
psykotik2k: not really. hehe
Bunnykisses713: hehe
Bunnykisses713: do you no where she is now
psykotik2k: she’s in europe. touring.
Bunnykisses713: o
psykotik2k: she’ll be in toronto on the 9th though
Bunnykisses713: o
psykotik2k: hey i gtg
Bunnykisses713: ok
Bunnykisses713: bye
psykotik2k: byee

What a moron.

Here’s a short video of Mandy Moore’s breast from a side view. Oh and for those of you wondering what the hell is up with this badinagoodway.reallysucksass.com site that i’m always linking to, it’s just an offsite server that i use to host bandwidth raping files. It’s a bit slow but i’m almost certain that you’ll always be able to download the files off of it.

If you’re getting pop ups or exe’s trying to install itself when you go there, too bad! Get a Mac.

By the way, that video is from that How To Deal movie that’s just recently been released on DVD. I don’t think Mandy got her boobs yet back then.

Alyssa Milano is so HAIRY.

That’s just not right!

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: some pics
From: “Cameron Lovett” dero@iinet.net.au
Date: Wed, 10 Dec 2003 05:36:14 +1100

Cameron
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Here they are. Speaking of which, i took the Mary Kate or Ashley test (i’m so sad) and found out that my best match up is with Mary Kate.

Now if i could only tell which one Mary Kate is…