Oh man…

Posted on June 11, 2004 by Justin

I’m sorry, but this is just… unfortunate.

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Wow!

Posted on June 11, 2004 by Justin

The Notebook

It’s like Titanic without the boat and Pearl Harbor without the planes! This movie is going to rule!

What i did today

Posted on June 11, 2004 by Justin

Today, i woke up at 1:19pm. I should have woken up earlier though because i was planning on going to see The Chronicles of Riddick at 1. But i didn’t. Now i have to go and see it tomorrow because i refuse to see it at any other time today. This makes me sad. I’m going to try to drive all the stupid people off my site with this shitty update.
It is very cold today! The weatherman lied. A few days ago he said it would be hot again. But it’s still cold! Like yesterday! I hate the weatherman. Some of you are a fucking waste of bandwidth. Not worth the time and money put into the running of this site.
I made two hot dogs for lunch. I used two buns. Two beef sausages. Shredded lettuce. Cheese. Chilli sauce. And lots and lots of mayonnaise. I like mayonnaise. I hope all the dumb fucks never come here again. I’ve already started banning people without warning. If you don’t like it, get the fuck out. Zero. Tolerance.
I am sleepy. I think i will go to sleep now. Have a nice day!

HRRRMMM

Posted on June 11, 2004 by Justin

I WONDER WHAT THESE THREE E-MAILS HAVE IN COMMON:

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: LINDSAY LOHAN
From: “Zach Robinson”
Date: Tue, 08 Jun 2004 20:21:02 -0400

DUDE! YOUR SITE KICKS ASS!! ESPECIALLY THE LINDSAY LOHAN NIPPLE PICS! DO U THINK I COULD GET HER NUMBER FROM YOU? I’LL DO ANYTHING FOR IT! THANKS DUDE,

ZACH

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Sorry for using this link, but…
From: “Justin Crossland”
Date: Wed, 9 Jun 2004 12:29:39 -0400

I’m too much of a tard to figure out the ‘proper’ way to email you something. Anyway, seems as if you have some competition in your love for the under 18 stars. This guy has taken a liking to one Hermione Granger from Harry Potter. Check out the pictures.
http://jasonkill.com/hermione/index.htm

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To: “webmaster@psykotik.zzn”
Subject: LL Flash animation
From: “Nick”
Date: Thu, 10 Jun 2004 16:39:03 -0400

oh, you’ll like this
http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/coconut.php
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I think i liked it better when i first posted it on the site 3 MONTHS AGO. By the way, i made the original. That guy took it and used it in his flash.

The Hermione thing has already been covered here and the Lindsay thing? Come on now…

See? Not only do i get comments that link to crap that i (or other people) have already posted on the site, i also get e-mails about stuff that i (or other people) have already posted on my own site.

I occasionally get e-mails about things that i’ve never seen before and i appreciate it. But 90% of the time, it’s about stuff that i already know about. I mean, come on now. This is me. I am like the finder of all things that are cool. Or at least the finder of things that i find to be cool that i think would be postworthy on my site. I actually don’t mind getting these types of e-mails. At least it’s ‘free’. And it’s a hell of a lot better than you wasting my site’s bandwidth by posting crap in the comments that we’ve already seen.

ANYWAY.

The MTV Movie Awards was pretty disappointing. Lindsay Lohan barely had any screen time. Shit, i think that midget demon had more screen time than she did. It was pretty bust. I think the only good part about the whole show was when Eminem mooned the audience. It got edited out though.

But guess what? Here’s a picture!

Goddamn she’s so hot. I’d hit it in every hole. And between her boobs too. If it were possible.

YEAH THAT’S RIGHT

Posted on June 11, 2004 by Justin

If you never want to see Peter Andre ever again, don’t be a moron in the comments. Of course, it’ll be impossible to stop all the newbs from being stupid, so i’m hoping that you regulars will give them a verbal bashing if you see one. Seriously.

By the way, if you missed it, i replaced fubar with a Peter Andre fansite for about 30 hours. Think of it as punishment. Punishment that i’m not afraid to give again!!!!!

The guestbook i had on there and the e-mails i’ve gotten so far:

Continue reading →

What’s up?

Posted on June 9, 2004 by Justin

Hey guys. Check out what i found. I’m not sure if anybody’s seen this yet (probably not) but i found pictures of Lindsay Lohan’s nipple peeking out of her top! Hehehehe. Oh and i also found these pics too. You can ALMOST see her nipples in those ones. But not quite!

Also, omg guess what, HER DAD GOT ARRESTED!!!! That Lohan family. Such sillies.

Ooh ooh, check this out guys. It’s a top ten list of the best nipple slips! Guess who’s number one?? I’m SHOCKED that they made this cartoon SO FAST because those nipple slip pics i just posted up there just came out!

You know what i think? Lindsay Lohan’s boobs CANNOT be real. It’s impossible! I mean, EVERYBODY knows that if a girl suddenly has big boobs, she MUST have gotten plastic surgery. Also, i found this page that TOTALLY proves it! You can see the scar tissue under her boobs!! And i’m definitely sure that those pics are real because i’m an expert in digital photography manipulation and i see absolutely NO signs of photoshoppery.

Speaking of tits, has anybody seen this picture of Michelle Traatctenebreg? You can TOTALLY see her breasts! Hahaha. What was she thinking?? I think it’s from the unrated DVD thats coming out. I can’t wait for it to hit stores!

Anyhow, back to Lindsay Lohan. Guess what? I found a new NEVER BEFORE SEEN angle of her nipple slip! It’s right here. I think this is a fubar exclusive scoop.

Also, look at this picture of her. She’s hideous! Man, she’s really fucking ugly! But i’d still hit it.

Oh and i don’t know if it’s been posted before but have you see this???? It’s Avril during her highschool years! Hahahaha. What a poser! But i’d still hit it.

Lastly, i heard that Lindsay Lohan’s phone number got leaked onto the internet. Is this true??? Can somebody please e-mail me the number please. Thanks.