Guess who has the most disturbing site on the internet? That’s right! Me baby!

the most disturbing website on the internet: (non-porn, surprisingly)

its a website devoted to female celebrities under the age of 18. this guy is obsessed with that girl who hosted snl a few weeks ago, lindsey lohan.

Hehaheahehahehahea. I found that while i was looking at technorati.com to see who had my site linked and what they were saying about it. I notice that i seem to be on quite a number of sites that also have whatevs, Stereogum and ThighsWideShut linked. I guess i must have somehow broken into some kind of interweb link clique or something. Hehaehahehahea. In fact, i’ve even been mentioned in the same sentence as Grambo and Thighs!

How Evian thinks they can get away with naming the hundred most beautiful women in history without consulting me, Uncle G., Justin or Thunder Thighs is beyond me. (if they did consult us, the list may look like the contents of Spanky the Clown’s little black book).

It’s always interesting to see what people think of this site:

…I don’t want to piss off anyone more than necessary, so I would say you probably don’t want to check this site out if a guy indulging in guy-things offends you. If you think the concept behind the Man Show is a crime against humanity – this is not your site. (Unless you like nicely composed colors and webpage layouts – it’s worth a peek if you’re into that.)

But, speaking directly to the Guys in the crowd, this is one of those sites you dream about finding. Seriously. Forget about me and go there – you might never come back here, ever, but that’s okay. I will comPLETEly understand.

That up there, i didn’t get from technorati. It’s actually a quote from a coupla years ago (2001!) when this site was still badinagoodway.com. Here’s the whole entry.

Upon further reflection, not much has really changed. Well, except for the fact that fubar now has this whole underaged teen starlets theme. Which shockingly, didn’t always use to be the case! From what i can remember, these are all the celebs that i had featured on the site layout at one time or another.

• Claire Forlani
• Natalie Portman
• Angelina Jolie
• Drew Barrymore
• Avril Lavigne
• Kristen Kreuk
• Asia Argento
• Denise Richards
• Ellen Feiss
• Amanda Bynes
• Daveigh Chase
• Lillix
• Colin Farrell
• And currently these girls

Yes. A couple of them were joke layouts. Guess which ones.

Anyhow, for those of you who haven’t already seen, pics from the MTV Movie Awards hit the net sometime yesterday. While i was asleep. Which was for most of the day. Which is why you haven’t seen them posted up. Plus i’m also trying to conserve bandwidth so i didn’t really feel like hosting and posting the pics.

However, i will, instead, direct you to a couple of other sites where you can see the pics.

• Lindsay Lohan
• Lindsay Lohan + other assorted celebs
• A whole bunch of old Lindsay Lohan pics

Is that enough Lindsay Lohan for you? Enough to last you till this Thursday when they actually air the Awards show on TV?

Oh by the way, Jenn seems to be back. At least in the comments section. Some of you long time regulars might remember her. If not, here’s a refresher. She’s really quite a character.

Hopefully we’ll see more of her around again.

psykotik2k: WITH ARMS WIDE OPENNNNNN
psykotik2k: UNDER THE SUNLIGHT
psykotik2k: WELCOME TO THIS PLACE
psykotik2k: I’LL SHOW YOU EVERYTHINGGG
psykotik2k: WITH ARMS WIDE OPENN
psykotik2k: WITH ARMS WIDE OPENNNN
pangwinking: shut up fag
psykotik2k:

– June 6 1989 –

Amanda eats watermelon seeds, wants to know if one will grow inside her.

Uh oh. I’m sensing an Ashlee Simpson explosion coming along. She’s already starting to pop up all over the place on TV. In ads. On MTV. I think she has a new show that’s starting sometime next week. Should be interesting to see if she’s anything like her big sister. Also, is it just me or does she have a big ass nose?

I’m number one on Google for “lindsay lohan phone number”. And i’m also apparently the only one (so far) that actually have her number posted among the other sites listed on there. I thought her number was all over the internet?

The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay is fucking AWESOME. It’s also fucking SHORT. But damn, i had more fun playing through this game than i did with Halo. So much fun that i’m actually playing through it AGAIN. On HARD. And i never play through a game twice. Much less on fucking hard. Unless if it’s a kickass game such as Escape from Butcher Bay!!!! Goddamn. So good. And it’s getting me even more hyped up for The Chronicles of Riddick which is hitting theaters next Friday. Speaking of which, i also got the new Pitch Black double dip DVD this past Tuesday. I never realized how good that movie was. I only saw it once when it first came out. Didn’t really think too much about it. On second viewing, it turned to be a lot better than i remembered it and actually pretty funny too. In a good way. Good stuff. Thumbs up. Can’t wait for Chronicles. Which i already have a free ticket for courtesy of the Pitch Black DVD. Free tickets with DVDs rule.

Oh and by the way, there’s a 10 minute preview of the movie on MTV tomorrow night. I like how studios are releasing these 10 minute previews on TV and on the net. Thumbs up.

Lindsay Lohan definitely ruled the month of May. I wonder if she still has enough buzz to carry her through June. Any of you seen the movie awards TV spots that she’s in? The one with P. Diddy in particular? I recommend watching out for it. She does a lot of jumping up and down. And you know what happens when girls like Lindsay jump up and down.

Yeah, i’ve been watching MTV alot. There’s like a Road Rules marathon on today. The season that had that Mary-Beth chick on. You wanna know who i wanna see do Playboy sometime? That Robin chick from Real World San Diego and Coral from the recently finished Real World/Road Rules Inferno. Goddamn, those two have boobs so big, they probably need their own area code. Here’s to Robin pulling a Trishelle after the season’s over.

Speaking of Real World, i’m so fucking glad that stupid ugly ass whiny cutter goth punk rock bitch Frankie slut is GONE. Goddamn, i hated her.

Trip wrote another song about me again. It’s sad.

• Scarlett Johansson (old pic, but DAMN)

Why is she so PERFECT?

Saw this a coupla days ago. Check it out if you haven’t already.

• Fahrenheit 9/11

June 25th baby.

And it’s funny too because just a coupla days ago, i was half jokingly going to post a comment about getting someone to find out what her phone number was (because everybody was going on about her little custom made sidekick).

Well guess what, someone posted her phone number in the comments section of the previous post. I’ve since censored the last 4 digits but not before doing some checking. It’s definitely a New York number and as we all know, Lindsay’s from NY.

• 1-347-596-****

So we decided to give her a call.

I got Bligityblah to call her up and HOLY CRAP. HOUSTON, WE HAVE CONTACT.

Unfortunately, nobody picked up. But we did get to hear her voicemail greeting thing. And sure enough it’s Lindsay Lohan. You can’t mistake that husky voice of hers.

Bligs recorded the phone call. It’s really shitty quality though.

• Bligs calls LINDSAY LOHAN

Yes, that’s right.

WE HAVE LINDSAY LOHAN’S PHONE NUMBER.