I really hope that’s just smeared lipstick and not an STD or anything.

Mandy Moore would be perfect if she weren’t so tall. But then again, everybody’s the same height in bed anyway. Ergo, i’d still hit it.

Also, it seems like she’s lost some of that boobage that she gained from a while back. Doesn’t seem to have as much grabbage as before.

Speaking of girls named Mandy, should be about 10 more days before the May issue of Maxim arrives in my mailbox. Can’t wait to see what That Pepsi Girl (Mandy Amano) has to say about me/my stalker-fan site in her interview.

I don’t know if you have seen this, but Mandy Amano is on this short film hosted on IFILM. Here’s the link:

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2404112

Cheers,
Joe

In other news, Suzi stole Pepsi Girl’s hair.

All that’s missing is a Pepsi bottle. And -_- eyes.

By the way, if anybody’s curious as to what fubar circa 2000 AD looked like, have a look at Suzi’s site.

…Hilary (Duff) got her boobs teeth done.

Pics on the right are from the Kid’s Choice Awards.

– April 3 1986 –

Amanda Bynes is born! The world is a far better place.

So apparently it was on last night? I dunno. Was too busy playing Yoshi’s Touch and Go. I also picked up Splinter Cell Chaos Theory and Doom 3 Collectors Edition yesterday. Without spending a single cent! I traded in 9 shitty old ass games and got around 170+ dollars in store credit over at GameRush. They have awesome trade in deals (trade 3+ games, get $5 extra store credit for each; trade 2 and you can buy any new game for $29). I’d take advantage of it if i were you (if i had a bunch of shitty games that i wouldn’t miss). Ended up using $60 for Doom 3, $29 for Splinter Cell Chaos Theory and $29 for Yoshi’s Touch and Go. And i still have around 44 bucks left in store credit. Dunno what to do with it though. Wish Gamerush gave out cash instead of store credit. Otherwise i would’ve used that $170 to pay my bills. Oh well.

I was thinking about trading in my Driving Force Pro steering wheel and GT4, which would’ve bumped up my store credit to something like, maybe $300+/- and pick up a PSP but nah.. i like the wheel too much. Even though i hate GT4.

Justin –

If I remember correctly, you’re quite the videogame addict, but I haven’t heard you say jack about the Sony PSP — the device kicks some major ass, so I’m just wondering what’s up.

I’m still not sold on the PSP. For starters, it’s freakin’ 250 bucks. And the games are all like Dreamcast versions of PS2 ports of 1995 game franchises. Plus with all the dead pixel horror stories AND Game Gear-ish battery life, it just isn’t worth $250 to me.

So i’m sticking to my Nintendo DS. Sure, it’s going through a draught of good games right now but wait after E3.

PSP… you are very sexy, but you’re like a prostitute. You just swallow up money, and just because you’re sexy doesn’t mean i’m gonna let you take my money.

Speaking of prostitutes (well… she did play one in Sin City), Alexis Bledel’s eyes are ridiculously blue. So blue that it’s actually distracting. How am i supposed to look at her chest when i’m too busy looking at her eyes?? Then there’s Jessica Alba, looking as bland as ever. I don’t see anything appealing about this girl. My lady Bynes on the other hand, is looking absolutely mahvelous.

But damn, what the hell happened to Hilary Duff?? Here i was praising her a coupla days ago and now she’s done gone lost weight in her face and starting to looking like her sister!? Maybe it’s just the makeup.

And speaking of the Kid’s Choice Award, emphasis on ‘kid’… please dont click on this…

By the way, i actually got an e-mail from a producer guy who works for the E! Network yesterday. It was about the Tara Reid boob slip pics i posted last year. I should go respond!

I had the pope pegged for Monday.

Lindsay Lohan killed the pope.

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

There was once a time when there would’ve be no contest between Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff. It would’ve be Lohan all the way. But damn Lindsay… what’ve you done to yourself?

Eternal rival Hilary Duff on the other hand, is looking, dare i say, pretty damn hot (for a block of wood). I think her volvo-esque figure is starting to grow on me.

The weirdly beefy legs are kind of a turn off though.

But i’d still hit it.

“HOOOOOOO!!”

Oh and:

—————
From: Jason xxxxxxx
To: psykotik@gmail.com
Date: Apr 1, 2005 11:54 AM
Subject: Damn C&D letter…

— Jason
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I think they’re going to take away my computer and ban me from the internets.

=(

Hey guys. I have to shut down the site again. By 11:59pm tonight to be precise. And this time, forever. I got a cease and desist letter from Hayden Panettiere’s manager and lawyer and they want to me take everything offline because of the personal pictures of Hayden that i posted a while back. Thing is, they sent the e-mail to my old address (which i don’t really check anymore) and it’s already past the date that i was supposed to take the pics down. So they sent another e-mail telling me that they’d contacted higher authorities and are now pursuing a criminal and civil claim against me. Not only that but i also have to take the whole site down as well.

=(

Anyhow, since i have to delete everything, i might as well post up the initial C&D request that i got exactly a week ago today (and that’s 7 days ago, last Friday) even though i’m not supposed to.

Sigh. The legal fees are going to be a bitch… hit me up on my PayPal link if you wanna help out.

dontlinkthis.net
RE: Cease and Desist

JUSTIN,

You are here by notified that your website, dontlinkthis.net, which contains personal digital pictures of my client, HAYDEN LESLIE PANETTIERE, and is in direct violation of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act , Title 17 of the United States Code, and the Berne Convention International Treaty. Each of these documents protect literary and artistic works by granting copyright holders exclusive rights, such as reproduction, distribution, and performance and prevent unauthorized use of such materials. You have included these materials on your website with no accord to the Copyright Disclaimer provided on WEBSPACEDEPOT.NET

You must Cease and Desist any and all usage of digital materials, images, and/or literary content immediately. Failure to comply with this will result in my filing complaints, on behalf of dontlinkthis.net, with both the Federal Trade Commission and the United States International Trade Commission. I will be thorough and pursue all criminal and civil claims against you.

Be warned, if any negative information pertaining to this request for Cease and Desist is made public domain on your website or on another website, by your direct or indirect knowledge, additional suits will be filed to seek any and all legal remedies afforded by law. You have five days (5) from today’s date (and that’s Wednesday, not Tuesday) to remove the digital pictures.

Regards,

Ken McCormick
Attorney at Law