Well shit

Looks like IGN didn’t fire her (that was just wishing thinking on my part). And there i was getting used to the fact that no more of her stupid WTF articles were being put up. But she’s back. Apparently from Japan or something (she should’ve just stayed there and never come back).

Anyhow…

From: Brennan
Date: Oct 11, 2005 1:48 PM
Subject: chobot live

http://babes.entertainment.ign.com/articles/652/652951p1.html

apparently you could meet chobot if you still lived in the states. you should send a fellow chobot-hater in your stead.

I should!

Send somebody in my stead that is (i’d rather meet my maker than meet Jessica Chobot).

Who lives in Cali? Or anywhere near Anaheim. Go meet the Chobot if you’ve got nothing else to do. Prepare a sign beforehand. Make it say “I <3 FUBAR” with dontlinkthis.net right under it and make her hold it up while you take her picture! I will pay you $50 via PayPal if you can pull this off.

(i think it’s safe to say that my $50 won’t be going anywhere. unless somebody’s up for the challenge)

Interestingly enough, she lives in Michigan. Good thing i don’t live there anymore because it would’ve probably made me hate her even more knowing that she was in the same state i was in.

“I just got the green light to fly on out (perfect timing to get away from the “freeze-yo’-ass-off” Michigan weather)”

Hey! I like the “freeze-yo’-ass-off” Michigan weather!!!!!!

*shakes fist*

Jessica A vs. Jessica B

So apparently, Ralph magazine says Jessica Alba is the hottest woman on the planet.

And Esquire says Jessica Biel is the sexiest woman alive.

I say who the fuck is Ralph magazine!

Conclusion: Jessica Biel > Jessica Alba

Oh snap

Yet another spike in visitors (currently 294 people on the site as i’m typing this). I’m guessing the site got another on air mention somewhere? (getting tons of search referrals for “dontlinkthis.net” and/or “don’tlinkthis.com” again)

Anyhow, enjoy the site all you new people. Hopefully my server won’t buckle under the weight of all the traffic.

/DEJA VU

Oh the Anne Hathaway stuff is towards the bottom of the page if that’s what you’re looking for.

Stephanie from Lazytown visited!

And this was what she had to say:

Hi this is Juls,

I am the girl you are writing about on your blog site, I think you guys are rude and that’s why none of you can get girlfriends.

I work almost 12 hours a day 6 days a week and I typed my name into google and found this website and I’m going to show my producers what you are writing on this website!

I think you are jealous!

Last year Yahoo! banned people using tv stars and actresses names in their email address, we have to PROOVE who we are to get our email addresses now from Yahoo! (Try to register something Like GeorgeClooney@yahoo.com or something) so the owner of this website can verify this is really me as he has my email address now. – julianna

Gogoyuyuhakugo: bull > shit
Gogoyuyuhakugo: i just talked to a rachel bilson @ yahoo.com
Gogoyuyuhakugo: and it ain’t rachel bilson
psykotik2k: =(

OH BUT WAIT. If you think the story (joke?) ends there, you’re sadly mistaken!

So one of my readers goes ahead and e-mails her. Turns out it REALLY IS HER. She cites her father’s position as an attorney at law (complete with phone number, e-mail and web address!) and well, as you can tell from the comment she left, is obviously very very cross with me! (or with my post at least). To which i say; go after that guy i quoted from that forum or all those creepy men talking about you on the IMDB forums!

Come off it Juls, Jojo never got this worked up when i posted about her! Neither did Lillix! In fact, they thanked me!

/NAMEDROP
/BRAG

What the….

Hmmm. I have this strange feeling that somebody mentioned my site like on air or something. Because i’ve been getting tons of search referrals from people looking for “dontlinkthis.net” and/or “don’tlinkthis.com”. Which wouldn’t usually happen if somebody just directly links to my site. There’s 274 people on the site right now as i type this. And it can’t be because of Anne Hathaway since that’s pretty old news.

YOU. New visitor. If you’re reading this, what’s going on? Leave a comment.

Oh and everyone else, be prepared for the site to overload the server again causing downtime for an hour or two if this traffic keeps up (ala last Friday aka Anne Hathaway-day).