So i was all set to buy Guitar Hero from Red Octane until i got to the checkout screen, only to find out that the global shipping cost would be 60 bucks. FUCK THAT. It’s a shame too. Apparently Guitar Hero is fucking awesome.

Oh well, i guess i’ll just be getting Mario Kart DS. And MAYBE Socom Fireteam Bravo. Unless of course if i can just download the game and play it off my memory stick HA HA HA NO MONEY FOR YOU SONY.

So, only a coupla more weeks till the next generation hits. Anybody here getting an Xbox 360 at launch? I’m debating whether i should wait a few months before i get one. Or maybe wait until the 2nd generation of games are out. Because we all know launch titles usually suck. That said, the only game i’m really looking forward to playing is Project Gotham Racing 3. And that’s probably not even coming out in the launch window. Other than that, what else is there? Kameo? Haha Kameo is for fags. You play a fairy in the game! Perfect Dark Zero? I never really got into Perfect Dark on the N64. Granted, i only got around to playing it for the first time in 2004, but still, how in the hell did you all manage play that game anyway? It’s framey as shit. It’s amazing the games we tolerated back then. And it wasn’t even that long ago! Perfect Dark came out in 2000! Star Fox on the SNES probably had a better framerate.

But yeah, PGR 3 looks totally sweet. I look forward to playing with faggots on Xbox Live who freak out everytime you race dirty and give them little love taps while they’re taking a corner. Fucking whiners.

Maybe i’m more suited for Burnout. But that franchise isn’t on the 360 yet.

I’m currently playing Burnout Legends (which i downloaded) on PSP because Burnout Revenge sucks. Stupid traffic checking. Burnout Legends kinda sucks too but only because there’s no Infrastructure mode. Ad Hoc my ass. Sony’s online strategy sucks. Shit, they don’t even have one in place for the PS3.

Xbox Live and Nintendo WiFi for teh win!

PS: I’m also getting Animal Crossing DS when it comes out. Animal Crossing rules! Time to go take my Nintendog for a walk now.

I hate Winnie Cooper. But i like Danica McKellar. How does that work?

But anyway, look at that bod! Wow! Sexiest mathematician on earth! Fuckin’ right doggy, that’s good cake!

JOJO OR ALYSON STONER?

Here’s Hilary Duff at that same event Jojo was at.

I could’ve posted these up yesterday but then i thought to myself, why?! Why desecrate this fine front page of mine with her horsey visage yet again??

But you know what, she actually looks halfway decent in these pics. Must be some kind of trick photography.

From this day on, i refuse to post anymore Hilary Duff pics unless she looks really hot or really ugly. These halfway decent appearances confuse my penis.

24/8/03 10:16 AM
DaRkSuPeRMaN3666: people who just stumble onto your site are probably scared of you
DaRkSuPeRMaN3666: I told someone that your site is funny, but if they just go to it and haven’t ever read it before, you’d seem weird and creepy
DaRkSuPeRMaN3666: like a mix between Richard Simmons, Hannibal Lector, and the creepy middle school math teacher who hits on his female students

I like Jojo. She’s cute, she sings good, plus any celeb that visits this site to leave a comment gets an A+ in my book!

Posted by Jojo – Thursday, May 13, 2004 @ 6:42 pm

Hey Guys!! Its JoJo! Thanks for all the support. Haha, Yeah everyone says i dont look my age but ya know ill get over it. 🙂 Please buy my CD in june!

Too Much Love:
JoJo

www.JOJOONLINE.COM

Me and her have been practically BFF ever since!

Too Much Love:
JusTin

HEY REMEMBER WHEN I BOUGHT LINDSAY LOHAN’S SHAWL OFF OF EBAY LAST YEAR? I STILL HAVE IT LOLOLZZ!

Pictured with the certificate is a film strip from Mean Girls!

And the shawl still smells like a girl too!

I like to sniff it every now and then.

You wanted Scarlett? Well here’s your Scarlett!

And i’m posting this picture of Scarlett in a pink wig to make up for the Stephanie pic i took down in the previous post!

*before i decided to remove the first image i had originally posted. but hey, maybe you can figure out which one it was after you go here!

This is, quite possibly, the best thing since Wondershowzen.

Watch the trailer!