Here are some old promo pics of Bev from the 2004 season of 7th Heaven.

Beverley gots teh crazy eye!

Kirsten Dunst’s Spidey senses must be shot to pieces after she went on a huge pub bender.

Her boyfriend Johnny Borrell had arranged a session at the indie world’s favourite pub, the Hawley Arms in Camden, after Kirsten’s appearance at the premiere of Spider-Man 3. The 24-year-old actress began the evening at 6pm looking bright-eyed and bushy-tailed on the red carpet in Leicester Square. She wore a demure high-necked dress which reached below the knee. But two parties later, Kirsten – who by now had changed into a shorter dress with a bustier bodice – was looking more than a little dishevelled.

Whatever could have happened?

Well, after the Spider-Man 3 premiere, she went on to the afterparty at the Freemasons’ Hall in Covent Garden. After that, Johnny whisked her off to the Hawley, popular with stars like Sadie Frost and Amy Winehouse, where she apparently availed herself of the refreshments on offer.

She eventually stumbled back to the Covent Garden Hotel just before 4am.

PS: Spider-Man 3 is going to PWN.

FYI that guy standing next to her is like 6’7″.

High heels notwithstanding SHE’S STILL GIGANTIC.

FACT: She’ll be 18 in October.

Looks like rehab really does a body good…

I was unaware they had personal trainers in there.

VERDICT: MILF?

I haven’t been following Heroes at all. I stopped at episode 3. I think it was the one that ended with Hayden being topless. I’ll just wait for it to come out on DVD and watch it all in one go.

Anyhow, couch potatoes should check out this article over at tubewad.com.

Jojo, Jewel and Amanda Bynes were all at the Young Hollywood Awards plus a bunch of other celebs that i’ll MAYBE get around to posting on here if i feel like it.

There’s a nice shot of Jojo’s behind amongst the pics. I think she was wearing a thong. FAP.

But WTF happened to Amanda? I do not approve of the blonde hair and awkward dress! Weird pose too. She kind of looks like a plastic doll. I’d still hit it though. NO DOUBT.

And Jewel? What was she doing at the Young Hollywood Awards? And how many other ‘oldies’ were at the awards anyway? Not that i really care. I’d do them all, young or old. FTW.

Oh ya. Some bonus Michelle Trachtenberg from some Film Festival she was at looking as fugly as always. EW.

CONCLUSION: Jewel > Jojo > Amanda Bynes > > > > > > > > Michelle Trachtenfugly

/cue the MTD(efence)F(orce)!

Yet again!

This time from her latest appearance on Entourage.

Carla Gugino is definitely in my top 10 list if i actually had one. I should make a top 10 list someday.

Speaking of penis power, I bet Justin’s reaches 110% while viewing this post.

I only wish there were some way I could link to some burn ointment to relieve the fap chafing he’s gonna get.*

Oh, there were a few other celebs posing in their birthday suits for the May issue of Allure. Here are Marley Shelton, Kristin Chenoweth, Vanessa Williams and Cassie (who?)

*this may or may not happen**

**who am I kidding…it’s totally happening

RESPECT THE COCK. TAME THE VAGINA.

According to Nudography.com:

Actress Zooey Deschanel will do her first and possibly only nude scene when she plays tragic singer Janis Joplin later this year. The film “Gospel According to Janis” has been delayed until November, but Deschanel revealed in an interview with Cinematical that she will strip for the camera to capture the singer’s wild side. “There’s a famous series of photos of Janis wearing nothing but beads and we’re recreating that for the movie. I’ve never taken off my clothes for a role before and I doubt I’ll do it again, but to really become who Janis was I have to get into the mindset that says there’s nothing to be ashamed about.”

She was really cute in that Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy movie. So this may be worth a fap!