Pretty nice gams thar Amanda!

I bet the carpet don’t match the drapes though.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but will her appearance in the August issue be the first for Teh Block in Maxim?

Needs more bikini/lingerie/bubblebath pics.

ps. Shape managed to get her in a two-piece…three of them actually. Maxim FTL.

So I’d never heard of this girl or her coming-of-age movie, Lime, until someone posted a link to this YouTube clip in a comment. Probably because she and the movie are Norwegian.

She’s a beautiful girl, looking to my eyes like a cross between a young Piper Perabo and a teenage Denise Richards. I guess it’s those pouty lips that make me think that.

After watching this clip, I’m understandably curious, so I decide to IMDB the film. And I see comments like these…

Why the HELL did they have to show Tanja naked ALL the time? The showerscene was a complete waste of time and all those changings of clothes; why!?! I mean, come on, she is only 15, her body isn’t really the main interest here

I don’t mind seeing naked girls. In fact; I enjoy seeing naked girls. So why don’t I love Lime, a film where the main character Tanja, played by Rita Kvist- one of the cutest girls in Norway, undresses in every second scene?

But the director spoils what could have been a good movie by focusing way to much on her young actress’ body. What is for example the point in the scene from the girls locker room? And do we have to see every time Tanja changes her clothes?

Tanya is almost 15 with nude scenes in this movie (yes nude), angry and unhappy, she’s in love with another girl Henrik 13

o_o

Suffice to say, the commenters over at IMDB are of a decidedly different sort than the commenters round these parts. So has anyone here actually seen this movie? Granted, depending on where you live, you may not want to answer that question on a public website…

>_>

Goddammit, Britney.

You’ve managed to almost single-handedly ruin the allure of teh pink wig.

Way to go, ho.

WITH A LARGE FLOPPY DILDO IN HAND. OOOO YEAAAH.

Mike posted an open letter to CNN on his website!

Dear CNN,

Well, the week is over — and still no apology, no retraction, no correction of your glaring mistakes.

I bet you thought my dust-up with Wolf Blitzer was just a cool ratings coup, that you really wouldn’t have to correct the false statements you made about “Sicko.” I bet you thought I was just going to go quietly away.

Think again. I’m about to become your worst nightmare. ‘Cause I ain’t ever going away. Not until you set the record straight, and apologize to your viewers. “The Most Trusted Name in News?” I think it’s safe to say you can retire that slogan.

Pwnage! Read the rest here.

So in the comments of the Kylie post, Xan mentions this Teddy Babes place. I’m all “hmm…never heard of that…*click*” And then I’m transported into a creepy world of $700 stuffed toys for guys who can’t get a real girl into their beds. I mean, this is the strangest thing I’ve seen since Shower Boobs.

Perhaps the most unique and unusual feature of your Teddy Babe is her vaginal entry point; complete with simulated pubic hair and an ultra-silky plush insert, or as we like to call it, “Pussy Velour.”

wtf Pussy Velour??? I suppose I should just be thankful there is no “anal entry point” or as they would probably like to call it, “Pooper Velour.”

It is also a perfect love doll traveling companion, fitting easily into a reasonably sized suitcase.

omg please, please, please let me be in the security line at an airport when they search some loser’s luggage and find one of these folded in half stuffed inside. That would be all kinds of awesome. FTW.

Here’s the best part of their sales pitch though…

Because it’s a plush character, as well as a work of art unto itself, Teddy Babes are not typically perceived as sex dolls or adult sex toys, but as cute and sexy novelties; and women especially seem to find them attractive.

HAHAHAHA!! Yeah, every girl I know would totally think a guy who had one of these “works of art” sitting in a chair at his place was hot stuff. I don’t even know whose clothes we would tear off first, his or the doll’s. I promise you, no female would run screaming for your front door…cross my heart.

I can’t decide whether Jade Raymond is pretty or beautiful. So how about i say she’s pretty beautiful? (OH HOHOHOHO!)

Ahh… Jade Raymond… i could watch you talk about Assassin’s Creed all day. Like in all these youtube videos.

Anybody see her during Microsoft’s E3 Press Conference when she demoed the game? The part where Altair kills a guard and his dead body gets stuck in midair? And then Jade’s like nervously trying to laugh it off? SO CUTE. If it were anybody else, i’d probably be like AHAHA WTF BAD PROGRAMMING but with Jade, i’m like awwww! it’s okay Jade! don’t worry about it!

Jade Raymond is what i call a REAL girl gamer. Not like that Chobot whore. I really hate Jessica Chobot. She instills FURIOUS ANGER in me. Jade Raymond instills flowers and kittens. And true gamer boner.

I bet Jade Raymond smells like strawberries. I love you so Jade Raymond.

FUN FACT: While filming an interview for a Star Wars game, kids were apparently coming up asking for her autograph. Seeing her surrounded by Stormtroopers, fans thought she was Natalie Portman.

More fun facts in Jade’s wiki entry.

Yet another hottie who, for whatever reason, has never had her fubar debut. I just ran across these pics of Kylie snapped back in 2003 while she was shooting a swimsuit ad in Cannes.

Breast cancer survivor, set to turn 40 next year, and still one of the best bootys in the business.

Will be about gay homos and the ‘phobes that hate them! That’s right. Homophobia and the anti-gay Christian right movement might be the topic of his next documentary!

I cannot wait!

I think it’s a very ripe subject for someone like me to make a movie about. Simply because we are not there yet and it remains one of the last open wounds on our soul that we are not willing to fix yet,” Moore told The Advocate. “There is nowhere in the four Gospels where Jesus uses the word homosexual.’ The right wing has appropriated this guy, and they have used him to attack gays and lesbians, when he never said a single word against people who are homosexual. Anyone who professes to be a Christian and does that is certainly not following the teachings of Jesus Christ.

/moorgasm!