Let’s all go back to a happy place…

It’s early 1998…

…and Scarlett Johansson is 13 years old and dewy fresh, posing with 15-year old Jessica Biel for a magazine shoot.

Mmmmm…doesn’t that feel better?

Mandy Moore > Michael Moore

Fact.

ps. Both of the Moores have boobs, but there’s only one you’d ever want to see showing cleavage.

CNN vs THE FACTS

CNN owes Michael Moore an apology!!!!!!!!

From the Lohan & Duff comments:

Mandy Moore > Duff & Lohan!

There’s plenty of celebrity girls I’d love to take home for a night, but if I had to choose one for an actual relationship, it’d be Mandy Moore hands down.

Mandy Moore looks damn good.

WTF! Mandy Moore has always looked good unlike these cunts who flip flop in appearance. I’d bang Mandy so fucking hard. Always

Mandy Moore >>>>Both these pale bitches any day of the week

Do those comments still hold true????

I’ve got the McPheever, and the only cure is Kat’s new layout from the August issue of Stuff.

All girls want is for guys to say, “Your lips are so pretty today. I love your lips.”

>_>

More delicious eyecandy from the Summer of Alba, courtesy of the August issue of British GQ.

Yumb.

Ahh remember the good old days of (hot 2004) Lohan feuding with (hot blocky) Duff? Those were the days… and there was even a time when i thought Duff was > than Lohan!!! Now how about that?…

Here’s Lohan and Duff, enjoying the sun and surf over the 4th of July holidays.

What better way to celebrate Independence Day than with some star-spangled, red-white-and-blue hotties?

Hope everyone here in the States had a good 4th!

^_^

I just finished downloading Die Hard 4.0 (even though i’ve already seen it) and i figured i’d put up some Maggie Q on the site. Because she’s pretty fucking hot in the face IMHO.

4.0 is a good flick despite it being pussified to PG-13 (no gore and not even a single “fuck”; “yippee ki yay mothe-*GUNSHOT*”). Though i hear FOX is adding in gore and swearing for the unrated DVD release.

Oh and if you’re wondering, yes, Maggie Q’s been naked on film before. In some aptly named 2002 Hong Kong flick called ‘Naked Weapon’. I believe i have it on VCD somewhere. I remember it being a fucking ridiculous movie.