Just to get the downer of Heath Ledger’s untimely demise off the top of the page, here’s some pics of Petra Nemcova from various events at the end of last year.

A little Petra never fails to brighten my day. ^_^

That was what i said when i first read the headlines. But alas, it’s true. Heath Ledger is dead.

Very sad 🙁

Amanda Bynes has really nice skin! Probably because she puts Vaseline on it. She does. And so does… John Leguizamo????

You know where i’d like to put Vaseline on Amanda Bynes? Up her butt. For easy entry. w00t!

Top 100 quotes from fundamentalist Christian forums.

Example:

Athiests as a Majority

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I’m going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I’m going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it’s “not addictive.”
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I’m pregnant again. I guess I’ll just get another abortion, since “fetuses don’t count as human life.”
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don’t go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren’t finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that’s fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there’s a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We’ll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your’s! That’s because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

Scary, isn’t it?

More lulz here.

Do i see some puffies hiding under derr??

Still trying to decide whether this photoshoot is hot or not. Girl needs to smile more! I don’t think i’ve ever seen her smiling in a photoshoot.

Dykey. Quite.

Here’s a page comparing her to Jodie Foster.

O, der it is ^_^

O and sum bikini pics from a coupla weeks ago ^_^

So back in fall 2006 teh interwebs were rocked by the stunning news that some teenybopper who had become a big-time YouTube starlet was in fact an actress named Jessica Rose playing the role of 16-year old “Bree.” People were all “ZOMGLONELYGIRL15ISFAKEWTFBBQ!!”

As I recall, my reaction when I read about this was more along the lines of “lol wut” because I’d never heard of her. Mainly because I didn’t browse YouTube looking for videos by girls with screennames that sound suspiciously like something Chris Hansen and his Dateline: To Catch A Predator crew would come up with to trap pedos.

Why the history lesson? Because I came across some pics of Jessica which look like they were probably taken during a point in her life when she had modeling aspirations. I have no idea how old she is in these, but she was 19 when she did lonelygirl15, so I would think these predate that. *shrug*

They actually did a Law & Order episode based on lonelygirl15, and the webcam girl was none other than Michelle Trachtenbabe. If you happen to stumble across it during your channel surfing, I recommend it. ^_^

UPDATE: Based on some info from a commenter, it looks like Jessica was about 16 when these photos were taken.

Holy shit, either that’s like the best push up bra in the world or Lacey’s boobies have gotten bigger. Either way, NOM NOM NOM.

Needs more hi res tho.