Hollywood has made another movie that seems to be aimed squarely at the fubar demographic.

The Babysitters is essentially a remake of Risky Business, except that Tom Cruise is now a 16-year old high school girl who starts sleeping with the father of one of the families she babysits for, who pays her to keep quiet about the affair. And instead of her rounding up a bunch of local whores to pimp out of her house, she gets some of her friends from school to start turning tricks with other dads around the neighborhood under the guise of a “babysitting” business. Nice.

This movie has been searching for a distributor since 2006 (shocking), and it looks like it will finally get some sort of release on May 9.

Jack Bauer’s little girl is on the cover of the May issue of Maxim.

I’m not sure what she’s got going on right now that would land her the front of a magazine, but she’s gonna be back on TV soon in a remake of a Brit series called Ny-Lon. Elisha will play a New York literacy teacher/record store clerk who embarks on a transatlantic romance with a London stock broker. Yeah, I know…

Oh, and she was also in some recent movie where she has a topless scene with Christian Slater. But I’m sorry to report that the bare boobs belong to a body double.

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I doubt there are very many charities that can claim this much yumbyness at one of their events.

Miss Nemcova and Miss Refaeli attended a function for the Somaly Mam Foundation which crusades against sexual slavery.

I’m sure there might be a snarky joke in there somewhere, but I’ll leave that to our esteemed readers…

Here are some pics of Miss Cyrus from the recent Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards.

The ones that will likely be of most interest are the ones of Smiley in the snug black catsuit she wore for her musical performance.

An enterprising person perv might be able to use image manipulation software to possibly uncover some jailbait cameltoe in one or two of those. Maybe on your lunch hour or something… >_>

Oh yeah, I threw in a few of her in the dress she wore to attend the awards. Leggy!

Hey there, everybody!

As you may know, it’s gonna be prom season like any day now. So I thought up this great idea called The Ultimate Prom. It’s where one school wins a red-carpet event in NYC hosted by none other than…ME! Yay!

Here’s some pics of me helping to promote Ultimate Prom on Extra! What do you think of my little black dress?

I remember the year I went to my junior prom with Freddy Adu. The boy is a better soccer player than dancer, I’ll tell you that! My feet were so sore the next day! LOL ^_^

Too Much Love:
JoJo

Jess answers the question of whether or not she shaves in the May issue of Esquire.

I bet her creepy dad loved being on set for this shoot. He was prolly all, “COLDER WATER DAMMIT!”

Just as in Sin City, some of Hollywood’s finest hotties lined up to appear in the upcoming movie adaptation of Will Eisner’s The Spirit which is being directed by Frank Miller and set for release in January 2009.

Scarlett Johansson, Eva Mendes, Jaime King, and Paz Vega are the key actresses in the film. A few costuming test shots as well as some stills from the highly green-screened sets have begun to leak to the internets.

I’m not really all that familiar with the story, but I’ll probably catch this one next year.

ps. Apparently, lots of other sites got the dreaded C&D from Lionsgate over these pics, so let’s just keep them between us, k? Shhhh…

Found these pics from British GQ last week, but forgot about them until now.

Yeah, she might be above fubar’s median age for hotties, but I figured I’d post them anyway.

VERDICT: Peaked in The Mask.

After a year, the meme may now die in peace…

This and the battle between internet stars made this episode full of lulz.