Mean Girls

Ahh. I’ve been looking for hi res versions of these promo pics. Mmm. Lindsay Lohan in her prime. It’s kind of sad that we’ll never be able to see her like this again. Meaty, busty, redheaded.

I no longer look forward to watching Lindsay Lohan movies anymore. I haven’t even seen Herbie: Fully Loaded yet. Although apparently i hear it’s still worth watching (since Lindsay hadn’t really changed all that much while they were shooting it. Plus apparently, they didn’t really CGI her boobs down as previously rumored?)

Instead, i now look forward to all of Rachel McAdams’ movies. Like Wedding Crashers and Red Eye. I love Rachel McAdams. Didn’t think much of her when i first saw her in Mean Girls but trust me, after you watch her performace in The Notebook, you’ll definitely start to see what all the fuss is all about. After all, she didn’t win all those MTV Movie Awards for nothing.

Monica Bellucci

I watched The (super controversial) Passion of The Christ again yesterday. My second viewing since getting the DVD last year. It’s not exactly a rewatchable movie. Not that it sucks or anything. On the contrary. It’s very well made. Just not very enjoyable to watch. Not even with the beautiful Monica Bellucci in it.

Note to self: Buy Malena on DVD someday. For a more ‘enjoyable’ Monica Bellucci experience.

Chyler Leigh

She has a new TV show coming out in the Fall. Good to see Chyler working again. Haven’t seen her around much since Not Another Teen Movie and Girls Club.

She was actually in another show that never got picked up. Rocky Point i think it was called. It was basically a TV version of Blue Crush. Which would have meant lots of Chyler in bikinis. IF IT HAD GOTTEN PICKED UP.

Instead, we have to settle for Reunion, slated to air in September. On FOX.

Prediction: Cancelled after two episodes. Knowing FOX.

Hilary Duff

Here are some old pictures of Hilary Duff being a fucking poser at some xbox thing a while back. I think this was before Halo 2 was released. Bungie had a bunch of celebrity people try out the game and stuff. Ya, like Hilary Duff really even plays Halo at home. Bullshit.

At least she’s hot (when she’s not wearing those fake teeth that make her look like a horse, of course).

Recent Comments

I added a Recent Comments thing to the blog. It’s right down the sidebar. I’ve actually had the plugin installed quite a while ago. Just never turned it on. Mostly because it’s such an SQL query hog (bumped it up to 44 queries per page from the usual 9). That was, until i had the common sense to re-download updated version of the plugin (the one i had was probably like version 0.1 or something), which is A LOT better, query wise. Down to 24 queries versus the 44 from before. I’m still a bit worried that it’ll overload my server though. Considering the number of visitors i have looking at the site at any given moment.

But then again Spencer has 18 queries for his front page and like 40 for his comment pages and he probably gets a lot more traffic than i do and i’ve never seen his site go down. Then again he might just have a better host. How many queries is too much anyway?

Regardless, if i do start overloading my server or whatever, i’ll probably take off the Recent Comments thing. Just thought i’d turn it on to make things easier for you guys. That way you won’t have to sift through every single post just to see if there’s anything new in the comments.

Blog blog blog

So i finally got the rest of my stuff home from the US yesterday. Had 3 boxes of DVDs, college books and videogames sent over via mail courtesy of old man Smash. It sure took its sweet time. He’s still got like a bunch of DVDs that he’s borrowing (you really need to watch Wonderfalls) and also that personally autographed issue of Maxim that i had Mandy Amano send to him. Considering how long it took for those 3 boxes to get here (they were sent out on April 25th i think), the rest of the DVDs and that magazine will probably get here like by Christmas time by the time Smash is done with them all.

Anyhow, i think i’m going to hook up the old Dreamcast. And maybe the N64. Been a long while since i turned on my Dreamcast. Not since… 2001? Actually i did plug it in once last year while i was still in Michigan. Attempted to play Quake III Arena but i just couldn’t get used to playing with the Dreamcast controller anymore. Despite it being almost exactly like an Xbox controller (Yep, Microsoft pretty much stole the design. Fact). It just felt weird and i couldn’t control the game for shit.

I’ve forgotten how many Dreamcast games i actually own. Looking forward to playing some of the old classics. Like Daytona USA. Remember the theme music? Daytonaaaaaaaaaaaa! Let’s go away! Let’s go away! Sega, and their shitty arcade music. They made great playing games though. Shame the Dreamcast had to die. I blame Sony.

An Ode to the Dreamcast.

Dreamcast, oh Dreamcast, my little white box
You bring me such happiness and joy
And you match the color of my socks
In the morning when i wake
You are there, ready to play
In the evening when i sleep
You are dim and mostly grey
I plug you in and turn you on
Your disk spins ’round and ’round
I grab the controller and flick the buttons
I love when you make the WHIRR sound
The games i play lighten my soul
They take me away from tiresome days
I feel much better, i feel so good
My Dreamcast makes me feel such ways
I sometimes get so lost in playing
That i could use a maid
But i will stay loyal to you my Dreamcast
Because i know even without you i still won’t get laid

I’ll give them this.

They sure do have a knack for bombing on nicely numbered dates. So far 33 have been found dead. =(

Angelbaby2003: 7/7/05
Angelbaby2003: wonder if that has some meaning
psykotik2k: at least its not 7/11
Angelbaby2003: yikes
Angelbaby2003: scary thought
Angelbaby2003: madrid was 3/11 right?
psykotik2k: dunnos
Angelbaby2003: i think yes
Angelbaby2003: if this had been 7/11 id stay home on all 11s from now on

Commenting

I’ve turned off the mandatory registration thing for the comments. So you should be able to leave comments even if you’re not registered. Only had it turned on to deter comment spambots. Not that i ever actually encountered any but you can never be too careful. And if i do start to get spammed, i can always add on one of those nifty spam eating WordPress plugins. My old Greymatter archives (before i converted them over to WP) used to get bombarded with stupid online casino and penis enlargement spam. But nowadays i usually just get trackback spam like maybe 2 or 3 times a month. Not too bad. Though i wonder if i’ve actually been targeted for regular comment spam in these past few months. Can’t tell because i had the ‘register to comment’ thing on.

Anyhow you can still register for an account here if you prefer not having to manually fill in all your details everytime you want to leave comment, if you want. There’s currently well over 365 registered members on this site right. And probably hundreds, maybe even thousands of regular lurkers.

Yeah, you all should say hi and then say something about yourself. It’ll be like an AA meeting or something.

Hardcore my ass!

Supher x2: man! you were so right about chobot
Supher x2: when i saw her on AOTS recently she sounded a fucking casual gamer
psykotik2k: chobot is a fake
psykotik2k: chobot is like all celebrity gamers. they always say their favorite game is like pac man or something
psykotik2k: who the fuck plays pac man
Supher x2: lol

And really now. Why is it that everytime whenever someone famous gets asked what their favorite videogame is, they always say something old school like Pac-Man or Space Invaders or some shit. You’ll usually hear this on that stupid show on G4TV, Players. Seriously, who the fuck plays those games anymore. I’ll tell you who. Stupid casual gamers who know shit all about real gaming. Stupid casual gamers that can’t handle a game that uses more than one button. And stupid casual gamers like Jessica fucking Chobot who have no right to even be writing about videogames at all. Dumb whore. Eat shit Jessica Chobot. Eat shit and die.

Ya, these stupid casual gamers choose Pac Man because it makes them seem like they’re fucking hardcore or something. Fuck you. A real hardcore gamer will never pick anything below the NES generation. The only people who pick Atari games as their favorite are people who stopped playing when the NES generation came along and don’t know anything about gaming from thereonafter.

Then there’s shitheads like Jessica Chobot who probably only started playing videogames during the Playstation era, and therefore, have no clue as to what Nintendo brought to the game all those years before. So she fucking bashes them without knowing what the hell she’s talking about. Stupid Sony slut. Jessica Chobot is the epitome of the fake hardcore gamer. Just like clueless celebs that pick Ms. Pac-Man as their most favorite game ever, just to make themselves sound like they’re real gamers – real hardcore like – real PLaYeRs.

What’s your favorite game?