Scarlett in Venice

With John Travolta unfortunately.

Speaking of which, if you didn’t already know, Scarlett is into older men.

LIFE seems to be imitating art for sexy Hollywood star Scarlett Johansson who has revealed she would be happy to have a fling with a man in his sixties.

The 19-year-old actress became a household name after her acclaimed performance as Charlotte, a young graduate who falls in love with a man in his late 50s, in last year’s cult hit Lost in Translation.

The open-minded blonde beauty told British tabloid the Daily Express she had no qualms snuggling up to a man decades older than herself.

“A guy who’s 40, 50 or 60 years old … why not?” said cheeky Scarlett.

“I don’t think that age is a problem when you’re having a fling.

“But when it comes to establishing a long relationship, that age difference becomes more evident and one of you usually ends up throwing in the towel.

“I don’t think that you can control who you fall in love with.”

Controlling her sexual desires was certainly the last thing on the star’s mind after the Academy Awards in Los Angeles earlier this year.

Scarlett stunningly confessed she had engaged in a wild sex romp with sultry Puerto Rican Oscar-winner Benicio del Toro in a hotel lift after the ceremony.

The raunchy teenager reportedly had her eye on the 21 Grams hunk all night and had shocked onlookers at the Chateau Marmont hotel by kissing him in the lobby and teasingly inviting him up to her room.

Lusty Scarlett later revealed the hot pair were unable to wait until they reached the privacy of her bedroom before passion took over:

“We were making out or having sex or something, which I think is very unsanitary,” she said.

The actress has also confessed she had a crush on 50-year-old John Travolta when they worked together on the forthcoming A Love Song For Bobby Long.

“He has everything that I like in a man: strength and vulnerability,” she told the newspaper.

“During the filming of the movie, he almost adopted me.”

Saucy Scarlett, however, does not seem to discriminate when it comes to youth and has the showbiz world buzzing with news of her latest object of desire, 24-year-old Donnie Darko star Jake Gyllenhaal.

The Chicago Sun-Times recently reported the actress had approached movie studio executives to set up a meeting between them after learning the actor had split from Spider-Man 2 star Kirsten Dunst.

Scarlett may have to wait a while before catching up with Gyllenhaal, though, as she is busy in London filming a new movie with legendary movie director Woody Allen.

Allen could well find himself added to the list of Scarlett’s love targets. The actor who turns 69-years-old in December perfectly fits the bill of ‘much older man’.

Allen, who himself is married to a woman 35 years younger, has already expressed his eye-popping admiration for the actress, even gushing to Britain’s Observer newspaper she has been “touched by God”.

“Scarlett is just a naturally great actress. She can do no wrong and is incapable of a bad moment. She’s very sexy, very pretty. She was just touched by God,” he said.

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Paparazzi

Everybody. Go out and see Paparazzi now. It is fucking SWEET. One of the best revenge movies i’ve seen. It’s produced by Mel Gibson so you know it’s gonna be good. I mean, he was in Payback (which is also another excellent revenge movie) so it’s not like he doesn’t know what it takes to produce a good revenge flick. Plus he’s also a pretty sadistic bastard too (ending of Braveheart anyone? and do i even need to mention The Passion Of The Christ?). Okay so Paparazzi is only PG-13 and it really doesn’t go as far as Payback in terms of revenge induced sadism nor does it have the R rated gore and violence of Braveheart/Passion. But it really didn’t need that R-ness. Shit, i didn’t even realize that i was watching a PG-13 movie. It’s a non issue. It’s still incredibly satisfying.

Cole Hauser is fucking awesome in this movie. I love that guy. I actually found myself clapping and cheering during one of the ‘payback’ scenes. It usually takes A LOT to even get a laugh out of me and for this movie to actually make me start clapping… that’s a pretty big feat. Seriously, this movie is worth seeing.

You get the feeling that this movie was made FOR actors. Watch it and you see what i mean. It’s VERY tongue in cheek, it’s got lots of in jokes and it’s a fairly cliche at times. It definitely won’t win any Oscars or anything and it probably won’t be a HUGE box office hit and i’m almost certain critics will be slamming this movie like no tomorrow but fuck all of that. It’s a fun movie. If you’re looking to have a good time, go see Paparazzi. It’s one of the most satisfying flicks i’ve seen this year. HIGHLY recommended.

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GOP Convention

Broncos are starting off the 2004 football season against UT-Martin tonight. Saw a whole buncha people heading towards Waldo stadium on the way back from class. So then i see a group of girls up in front of me and this one chick with this huge ass cardboard bullhorn sees me and she shouts into the damn thing saying “ASIANS ARE HOT!” at me. So what do i do? I just fucking smile and continue walking past her.

Now what i wanted to say and SHOULD have said was “WELL SO ARE YOU!” because shit, she was hot and i could’ve probably boned her for all she was worth. I mean, she already thought i was hot, and all i’d have to do was just get to know her more and eventually i would’ve been in that shit yo.

BUT TOO BAD I ONLY THOUGHT ABOUT THE MORE DARING RESPONSE 5 SECONDS TOO LATE.

BUT ANYWAY. Tonight’s the last night of the Republican convention. Has anybody been following the proceedings these past coupla nights? I only caught the 2nd and 3rd nights. Arnold’s speech was pretty entertaining. Good speech. But the Bush twins…. BLECH. And the First Lady? zzzzz.

And holy shit did anybody see Zell Miller’s speech? Talking about zinging. I also found it a little funny because of that death stare he had as he was giving his speech. He was out for fucking blood! And Dick Cheney.. well.. he was Dick Cheney i guess. Anyhow, should be interesting to see what Bush has to say tonight. Thoughts and reactions are welcome in the comments if you’d like to say something.

And so… for those of you who don’t give a shit about politics… really now, If any of you had the chance… would you do Jenna Bush? I still can’t decide. I don’t find her hot or anything but hey, for the sake of just doing her anyway, would you? I just have this image in my mind of doing somebody with Jenna’s body and Dubya’s head. She looks a little too much like her dad for me to be able to see her as being hot.

And don’t even get me started on the Kerry daughters!

But i’ll tell you what, Barbara Bush… is definitely hot. She’s got a little Kate Beckinsale thing going on for her don’t you think? I’d hit it.

Less than a half hour away from Dubya’s speech. Time to tune in to FOX news. FAIR AND BALANCED YO!!!!!!!

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And we’re back

Apologies for the lack of updates. Been pretty busy this past week. With the fall semester of school starting up, the whole Psycho Girl hoopla almost bringing the entire site to a halt and also the recent ‘corporate takeover’ of fubar (PWNED!!!!); things have been a little hectic around here (and in real life too i suppose).

So yeah, if you haven’t already noticed, fubar is now part of the pheaton network of sites. You’ll find some links to some of the other sites under the network near the top of the page. Have a look if you’re into techie stuff and… um… cock fights. Yeah. Should i explain what this all means for the site? I probably should. But i’m too lazy right now so maybe i’ll do a follow up later in the comments or something.

So the Olympics are officially over. I think the best thing to come out of it (in terms of babes at least) is Carly Patterson. What a cutie. We’ve had a couple of Carly Patterson discussions here and it’s funny to read about people who wouldn’t hit it because she’s ‘so young’ and all. And yet, they’d be all about hitting Hilary Duff. WHO IS THE SAME AGE AS CARLY.

Okay there’s probably a few other hot babes to come out of the Olympics but i’ll be damned if know their names. Carly is the only hot one in my eyes. Did anybody see her on Leno the other night? Good God, she is fit.

So Psycho Girl is pretty much the most popular post in the history of this site. At least in terms of comments (and maybe views?). It took well over two years for the Libby Hoeler post to get over 500 comments. It took only a week for Psycho to reach that amount.

Libby still wins in terms of substance though. We still don’t know all that much about Psycho Girl. Aside from the fact that she’s fatal attraction scary. I’m willing to bet that Matt is in VERY deep trouble right now for letting that video get out. Maybe we’ll hear more about this story sometime in the future.

Speaking of which, if you missed out on downloading the vid and the remix or whatever, TOO BAD. I won’t be updating the links anymore so look for some new ones yourself. Besides, you had plenty of time this past week to score a download. And if you’re only just finding out about her, where the hell have you been?? Living under a rock??

Anyhow, for all our Floridian visitors, hope you all make it out alright. What with the impending hurricane Frances about to hit and all.

Except for my cheating ex girlfriend who lives there though. I don’t care what happens to her.

Why am i littering this post with pictures of Elisha Cuthbert? Hell if i know. I don’t even like the girl all that much. She makes my penis sad. I think it’s the butt chin. The Girl Next Door was an alright movie though. Great soundtrack and a very good commentary track on the DVD. Pick it up you haven’t already.

More updates later tonight. Time for me to get ready for class.

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Legend In The Making – Psycho Girl Video

I’LL BE YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!! ME ME ME ME ME!!!!!!!

(ps: need more mirrors. post links in the comments if you have one)

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Remixed version of the vid! Featuring the (remixed) theme song from REQUIEM FOR A DREAM.

HILARIOUSLY SCARY.

And it’s even better and scarier if you play the remixed version of the RFAD overture at the same time together with the regular vid. Try it. (update: the remixed video now features the remixed overture!)

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Transcript from video:

Matt, um… You don’t understand how much I like you. I know you think I like you a lot, but that’s only the half of it… And I know you really don’t want a girlfriend right now, but you have to think what you’re putting me through…

If I can put up with you, and all your shit for this long, I’m obviously gonna stay with you forever… So, uh… I- I really want you to know what you’re missing out on. So, uh, here’s a little bit of, uh, my sexual side.

There’s the cleavage I don’t have. There’s the… boobs I kinda have. Here’s my nice, firm stomach. Boobs, again. Now I pull ’em out. And I… I dropped it. Now.. What do you think about this, matt? You going to, uh, give all this up just because you don’t want a girlfriend? Well, uh…I think you’d be a little bit stupid if you did that…

Don’t you? But, uh, whatever. It’s all up to you. And a little bit. All up to you. And no matter what.. you decide, Matt… I will always understand because.. I’m that kind of person, and just go with the flow. And I never… will underestimate you or your decision, for whatever you pick. And Matt, here’s something I know you want to see… You’ve been waiting a long time for that, haven’t you, Matt? You can have it all, the whole package. All you have to do… is ask.

And I will understand.. whatever you pick cuz I love you, Matt. And you’d be a fool to give this up. Cuz no matter how hard you try, you know. You can’t just give up on me. Because deep down inside, in your little… twisted head…you love me. You’re just afraid to admit it. Cuz you don’t know what’s going to happen to you if you tell the world… how you feel… about me.

Just do it Matt, do it right now. I know you want to. you want to so bad… It kills you. All of this… It really… It really does kill you. Mmm… So… good. Now, uh, let me show you something. This could be you that I’m pressing against, Matt. It could be you… and me. Or it could be you… and some ugly, fat chick that won’t do anything for you. But me, on the other hand… I’ll do anything you ask. All you have to do… Is be nice… And… You’ve got it.

So, Matt, I just wanted to let you know what you were missing out on. And, uh…You decide to change your mind about anything… Just let me know. Cuz I’ll be here. And I totally, and utterly understand.. anything… Tell me. And no matter how much you put me through, I still love you. No matter how hard I try to forget about you. You’re still on my mind.

Forever… and always.

So, uh… Just in case, Matt. Don’t give up. Don’t give up… too easily, cuz, uh… I don’t wanna lose you.

Bye, Matt. I love you.

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