OMG so i was sleeping right, and i was dreaming about Ben Stiller and that wife of his who was in those Brady Bunch movies (and i think in Zoolander too. can’t remember her name but i’d like to see her naked. yup) and then i started getting this horrible horrible pain. Then i was like subconsciously thinking in my dream “omg not again”. So i wake up from my dream and stumble out of my room. The pain started getting worse so i sat down. I started breaking out into a cold sweat and i felt like i was about to pass out and die! But strangely enough, my stupid dream was still going on! So all the while, i had fucking Ben Stiller and his wife running around in my thoughts! So then i’m like, “Fuck you Ben Stiller and your wife! I’m dying here!”. The pain was getting worse so i assumed a crash position and hoped for the worse. I waited and waited and nothing. So i waited some more and i could feel my entire body sweating. I was sweating in places i didn’t even know i could even sweat in. Then it happened. “plonk plonk plonk splosh” And then it happened again a few more times after several intervals. And then the pain subsided. So then i washed my asshole, wiped it up with some TP, flushed the toilet and went back to sleep. The end.

It’s snowing like a motherfucker once again. AND it’s windy like fucking tornado season too.

(Deja vu?)

Remember when disaster movies used to be all the rage back in 96/97/98? Twister, Volcano, Dante’s Peak, Armageddon, Deep Impact, Independence Day and of course, the grand daddy of them all, the best movie ever made, winner of 11 Academy Awards, the no. 1 top grossing movie of all time with $1,835,400,000 in box office receipts worldwide, TITANIC (1997; dir. James Cameron). Holla!

Well the people who started it all (with ID4) are at it again.

The Day After Tomorrow.

Where will you be?

(Trailer)

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Stupid camgirls. Don’t you just love them? I do. Especially when they do something stupid. Like ooh say, taking naked pictures of themselves. Pictures that will come back to haunt them and make them think, “I can’t believe i was so fucking STUPID!”. Sure sure, people do stupid things all the time. We’re all human. We make mistakes blah blah blah. Stupid is as stupid does and all that. But naked stupid? That’s probably one of the worst kinds of stupid out there. I’m sure Libby Hoeler knows the feeling.

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Teh Bubba: holy shit, i should write a post about smash. he’s creepy as fuck, and he scared me!
pangwinking: how?
pangwinking: did you touch your bad place?
pangwinking: sigh
Teh Bubba: hohoho, funny you ask! welllll…
pangwinking: i lose again
pangwinking: did HE*
Teh Bubba: shit, this is when the post starts
Teh Bubba: i better start writing it…

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This trailer made me chuckle at least three times. Which is a good thing because it takes a lot to actually get me to chuckle or to laugh out loud during a movie. So bonus points for being able to that. It looks a lot better than Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen and also better than anything Hilary Duff is in (i hate Hilary Duff). By the way, whatever happened to Amanda Bynes? Did she drop off the face of the earth or something?

Lindsay Lohan must be working like crazy these days. This is like what? Already her second movie to come out this year? And it’s barely even March yet.

She’s probably also wearing like 5 pounds of makeup in this movie to cover up all those freckles that she has.

Lindsay looking really hot. Thanks to airbrushing and lots of makeup of course. Damn you fakeness of Hollywood!

Update:

Short clip of Lindsay Lohan’s boobies bouncing around. If you download this, you are a pedophile.

I saw an ad for this product on TV and i had this sudden urge to google it and post about it on my site.

It’s a Vaginal Cleansing Film.

It kinda reminds me of those breath strips. The ones that you stick on your tongue. Hehe. If any of you guys (or gals) feel like getting a free sample just for shits and giggles, you can get some here.

psykotik2k: hey
psykotik2k: whats a douche
the feline punk: what’s a douche?
the feline punk: are you serious?
psykotik2k: whats a douche
the feline punk: you are serious.
the feline punk: okay, well, I personally don’t use one
the feline punk: I don’t know very many women that do
psykotik2k: whats a douche
the feline punk: but it’s a gentle cleanser for vagina.
psykotik2k: ok then whats a douchebag
the feline punk: hang on, I’m going to tell you
the feline punk: okay, it works like this: when you buy a douche at the store (such as say, summer’s eve), it comes prepackaged with the douche in a soft plastic container, with special attachements, all of it disposable
the feline punk: the soft plastic container would be the “douche bag”
the feline punk: you insert the end of the attachement in the vagina, and softly squeeze the bag
the feline punk: this flushes the douche into the vagina, thus cleansing it out
the feline punk: now, I’ve always imagined that someone that might need a douche was quite skanky
the feline punk: but some women use it just because they like a good clean feeling
psykotik2k: girls are so complicated
the feline punk: I honestly don’t know ANY girls that use a douche
the feline punk: Many girls claim that a douche can actually cause yeast infections
the feline punk: but nowadays prepackaged douches are already pH balanced so as not to upset your vagina’s natural pH, and therefore will not cause a yeast infection
psykotik2k: vaginas are so complicated

I’m so ignorant.

Yep. I signed up for a 7 day free trial thing over at uReach.com. It expires next week so if you’re gonna call, do it by then. Here’s the number:

1-877-887-5898

It’s a toll free number. Won’t cost you a dime. As always, i’ll post up all the good voicemail messages once i get any. If none of them are good, none will get posted. Don’t forget to speak loud and clear.

Missed the old voicemail posts? Here they are.

I’ve always wanted to see Jordan Ladd’s boobies ever since i first saw her in The Specials (speaking of which, if you ever see it on DVD anywhere, pick it up. it’s one of the most hilarious superhero movies ever. much better than Mystery Men). She was pretty hot in that movie. Even though she had a little baby fat back then. I think cute is probably more appropriate. I totally didn’t even recognize her when i saw her in Cabin Fever. I had to double check and even then i didn’t believe it was her. I guess she must’ve lost weight since then (and also lost her boobs too, they seemed smaller *sadface*). Anyhow, she’s in that new Club Dread movie. And the rumors are true! She does get nekkid in Club Dread. And now i have seen her boobies! I found some pics but they’re not the best quality ever. Strangely enough, her boobs seem bigger than they were in Cabin Fever but she’s still as skinny. Maybe even skinnier. I think i like her better when she was fatter. At least the boobs are back!

• Jordan Ladd

Update:

Sometimes i outdo myself.

• Jordan Ladd Topless Scene Mpeg

Update:

I found this in an article about her.

A former Playboy “Babe of the Month,” Ladd has a curvaceous bod that, however, sometimes has been more curse than gift. At 16, in fact, she underwent breast-reduction surgery because, she says, her 32-double D-plus chest “garnered too much attention.

“My breasts were outrageously massive and uncomfortable. For years I rejected them. I had this incredible body at 12 or 13. My breasts came in really fast. But I had braces and zits. So my face was a visual chastity belt.”

Today Ladd is a size C-cup. “Because I wasn’t finished growing, my breasts came back. Then they went south. So I’m coming to grips with gravity,” she says.

How much do i rule?

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