Remember when Kiki used to be hawt? Anyone??

Well, this music video by McG hearkens back to those days of wet-blouse, upside-down Spidey kisses.

Thx to Dex for bringing this funness to my attention, so that I could bring it to yours.

Moar bikini pics from the set of AnnaSophia’s next movie.

Now with less nub!

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that the job of misting AnnaSophia down with water was given to an old lady.

Those of you watching the Battlestar Galactica prequel series, Caprica, will recognize Alessandra as the teenage mother of the Cylon race.

In their February issue, British FHM calls her “the new Hayden Panettiere”. I don’t know about that, but she does look younger than her age.

In a recent interview on Wired.com, Alessandra discusses being a precocious loli:

Wired.com: Now, at age 22, you’re being seen everywhere on these racy Caprica posters. Were you comfortable doing the shoot?

Torresani: I’m a free spirit. I was walking around topless in a thong for the whole photo shoot. They had a closed set and I’m like, “Oh, hi, come on in!” I was the child who would leave school and take her clothes off the second I got into the house. I made my mom buy me lingerie when I was 5 years old. I was a sicko. My mother must have been mortified.

Wired.com: You’ve always been interested in attention?

Torresani: When I was 6, my dad had this huge business meeting, millionaire Asian businessmen came over to our house. I dressed up in this sexy bra, this big fur hat, the red lips, the fake eye lashes. I had my mom go, “Would you please join us in the living room?” and there I was laying on top of the baby grand piano and my 6-year-old neighbor Thomas started playing “Hello Dolly” and I started singing and lifting my legs, doing these kicks. Then I’d go around and sit on the men’s laps. Let me tell you, my dad closed every deal because of that — these men were fascinated that this little girl came out of this guy and this woman. It was the funniest thing.

Yeah, lulz for everyone. Here’s a funny little video…

PINK WIG FTW

Due to popular demand (and a good deal of whining), here’s the bikini-clad Miss Robb on the set of her upcoming movie, Soul Surfer. The other girl is Lorraine Nicholson, 19-year old daughter of Jack.

In case you’re wondering what the deal is with the funny green arm sock, 16-year old AnnaSophia is playing Bethany Hamilton, who was just 13 when a 15-foot tiger shark om nom nom’d her left arm off just below the shoulder while she was surfing in Hawaii.

Thanks to the contributing commenters who pointed out that these pics were out there, and for all you “egotastic had these days ago” fags…suck it.

It’s been almost a year since we’ve seen teh Hathaboobs on the site, so thankfully the March issue of British GQ gives us an excuse to bring them back.

We might be seeing more of Anne in the near future as she has two movies coming out fairly close together, Valentine’s Day this month and Alice in Wonderland next month.

And yes, these pics have annoying tags on them, but they are still higher quality than the magazine scans that can be found on other sites.

From one Amanda to another. Bynes finally does MAXIM in the February 2010 issue. Some nice cleavagy shots in the web-only pics are on the MAXIM website. They’re pretty hot so check those out too.

I think i like this new 23 year old Amanda Bynes.

You want to show the world you’re all grown up?

I want to show people who I am. My parents were like, “Does this mean you’re gonna do sexy movies now?” I said, “Well, if they’re done the right way, then maybe!” I mean, I’m not gonna do porn, but if it’s a Leonardo DiCaprio movie or whatever…

Oh, we get it. If a scene involves making out with Leo DiCaprio, then it’s OK?

Ha, yeah, then I wouldn’t mind! Point is, it’s time for me to start making my own decisions.

Somebody get this girl into a Leo DiCaprio flick NOW.

Oh shit. I’m pretty sure i just saw Amanda Seyfried’s tit in this leaked trailer for her upcoming movie ‘Chloe’.

Quote from one of the YouTube comments:

“oh fuck yes.”

Hayden rang in the New Year down in sunny Miami, but the story isn’t so much about where she was, as who she was with. Apparently, Hayden is dating professional boxer Wladimir Klitschko, whom she was linked with as long ago as February/March of last year.

Tale of the tape for this relationship?

Hayden – Age: 20 Height: 5’1″ Weight: 105
Wladimir – Age: 33 Height: 6’6″ Weight: 250

Going from Milo Ventimiglia to this brute is like going from riding a bicycle to riding a Harley. I just hope the poor girl doesn’t sprain her vagina.

And since I can’t stand to have a post without at least a few hi res pics, here’s some of Hayden from last year’s Swedish Elle and GQ.

I wish I could ask Santa to bring me this movie for Christmas, alas I shall have to wait until April to see it with the rest of the hoi polloi. Oh wells…in the meantime, enjoy ur red-band trailer.

This looks like one of those rare occasions where the title of a film sums it up perfectly.

From this brief glimpse, I can already predict there will be outraged parents foaming at the mouth and protesting in front of theaters. FTW.

ps. Pedobear better watch his furry ass around this one.

Selena was looking lovely again at the UNICEF Ball Thursday night in Beverly Hills.

What a classy young lady.