I saw this on Monday’s Attack of the Show, and it reminded me of the highly informative video for the fellas on how to check themselves for testicular cancer (waugh).

Pay close attention to what these ladies have to show you…just one minute of education may help you save a life someday!

G4’s most adored hostess appears in another magazine photoshoot, this time for the June issue of FHM.

I also threw in a couple hi res shots of Olivia in her bikini from Attack of the Show’s 420 special, filmed in Hawaii, and one of Miss Munn’s new nude ad for PETA (boo).

ps. Look for Liv in Iron Man 2 this Friday! ^_^

So if you’ve been following my Twitter account, you probably already know that i downloaded the DVDSCR of Chloe today. You know, that movie where Amanda Seyfried gets naked and stuff.

I made a video of the best parts. There’s also a scene where Amanda is doing it with Julianne Moore but you can see shit because Amanda’s boob is like hidden behind Julianne Moore’s stomach or something. Strategically hidden nudity FTL. So i didn’t include that. Plus i wanted to keep the file size small.

Oh yeah, i’m a mac user so just deal with the .mov file.

Anyway, this movie has way too much Julianne Moore nudity and not enough Amanda Seyfried nudity.

Still fappable though. I no longer need to go back to that scene of her jumping into that swimming pool naked from Alphadog for my Amanda Seyfried fapping needs.

Just saw Kick-Ass today. This movie is going to turn a lot of people into pedos, thanks to the genius Killer Loli melding of Stephanie from Lazytown and Mathilda from The Professional.

Verdict: Two thumbs up! Can’t wait for the extended cut on Blu-ray.

So what did everybody think of the movie? They should have just called it Hit-Girl instead of Kick-Ass because Hit-Girl totally stole the show.

I gathered the pics for this post a few weeks back when someone first mentioned it in the comments, but it sorta fell through the cracks of my busy life.

For those not up to speed, the 12-year old daughter of Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora made her runway debut as a model back at the end of March. Here are the best pics I could find that documented the event…

Now some have put forth the notion that modeling at such a young age can lead to nothing but bad news for the girl in question, but this is not exactly a recent phenomenon, and I did manage to find one rather notable case of a preteen who didn’t let the glitz and glamour ruin her life…

Milla was actually signed by a modeling agency at age NINE (!), but didn’t really get noticed widely until photos of her by Richard Avedon were taken when she was 11. The first three pics in this gallery are Milla at 12, and the rest when she was 15. She seems to have turned out fine, right?

Yeah, yeah…so I’m a little late. Sue me.

It’s been awhile since I did a post of hawt girls in bunny ears to celebrate the resurrection of the Son of God. I’m doing this because it makes Zombie Jesus happy.

WARNING: there are some decidedly NSFW pics in this gallery (zomg boobs!)

I hope everyone had a fun holiday weekend. I gorged myself on unhealthy quantities of Cadbury Creme Eggs, the yumbiest candy ever created on Earth. Willy Wonka only wishes he’d invented this piece of confectionery genius.

OM NOM NOM ^_^

Spring has sprung, and Olivia Munn is frolicking with her cartoon woodland friends in her second appearance as a Complex magazine covergirl.

I have it on good authority that Olivia is worth watching in The Slammin’ Salmon, a comedy from the Broken Lizard guys.

And there’s that other little picture she’ll be appearing in this summer. Maybe you’ve heard of it…Iron Man 2?

Dakota rocked a pretty baby-doll dress at the NYC premiere of her upcoming movie, The Runaways, late last week.

Miss Fanning also appeared on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, where she answered some questions from fans, including one very special girl…

leggy Dakota is leggy

Auburn-haired Hayden made her Oscar party stop at Elton John’s event on Sunday night.

Recent rumor has it that she’s undergone some silicone enhancement, but it doesn’t seem all that apparent in the copper gown she wore to the ball. And who’s that she’s hanging out with? ^_^

Remember that lolipop licking video that Alessandra Torresani made (it’s four posts below this one)? Well, turns out that Miss Panettiere also shot a suggestive short for the same guy…

Yeah, Hayden…it stings like a bitch if you get it in your eyes.

Selena was looking elegant in a strapless white gown at the NAACP Image Awards recently.

This is the second year in a row she has been nominated for Outstanding Performance in a Youth/Children’s Program – Series or Special, for Wizards of Waverly Place.

ps. The clock is ticking on Miss Gomez…she’ll be 18 near the end of July.