I wish I could ask Santa to bring me this movie for Christmas, alas I shall have to wait until April to see it with the rest of the hoi polloi. Oh wells…in the meantime, enjoy ur red-band trailer.

This looks like one of those rare occasions where the title of a film sums it up perfectly.

From this brief glimpse, I can already predict there will be outraged parents foaming at the mouth and protesting in front of theaters. FTW.

ps. Pedobear better watch his furry ass around this one.

Selena was looking lovely again at the UNICEF Ball Thursday night in Beverly Hills.

What a classy young lady.

Rachel was just named FHM’s Covergirl of the Decade. Congrats!

Hard to believe it’s been over four years since she was teaching guys how to check their testicles for lumps.

NOUGHTY! ^_^

As winter approaches, all the hawt young celebs flock to warm destinations to strut their stuff in teeny tiny bikinis.

So here’s Miss Cyrus prancing poolside at the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami Beach.

There has been a good deal of speculation if there is a Smiley nip slip in these candids. I’ll leave it to our sharp-eyed viewers to decide…

Hasn’t been a Trachtenbabe post in quite some time, so these pics of her at the recent Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show will do nicely.

Michelle’s alabaster skin is absolutely flawless in these. I mean, that complexion is simply ridiculous, she looks like a china doll.

In case I didn’t stress this enough, these are freaking hi res CANDIDS, people. We’re not talking about Photoshopped magazine shots here. How on earth is this possible?

I was just wondering, what deodorant do you guys use?

Me, personally, i use Lady Speed Stick. Orchard Blossom for the win!

I love using Lady Speed Stick so much, i bought 3 (because my wife likes to steal them, what the hell woman).

PS: It’s my birthday today! I’m 29.

Remember when I mentioned that I was happy for Dakota Fanning that she wasn’t in a rush to grow up and seemed to be enjoying a normal teenhood unlike so many other starlets around her age?

Well, Taylor Momsen is the flipside of that coin. Here’s the 16-year old dressed up in her finest “sexy vampire” attire at the premiere of Twilight: New Moon in NYC.

Compare these pics with the ones of Dakota at her high school homecoming football game, and then try to digest the fact that Taylor is a whopping seven months older.

o_O

Bar looks good in lingerie.

Is Leo still hittin’ dat?

These hawt pics of Leighton from the upcoming December issue of GQ have been making the rounds on the interwebs, but while many gutless sites have been taking them down, we’re putting them up.

Why? Because we wub you, that’s why. Enjoy! ^_^

Doesn’t look like we’re ever gonna get to see that sex tape, huh?

Selena is becoming quite the lovely little lady. These were taken this week at some event in LA.

Sorry fellas, still have until next July before she’s legal in all 50 states.