Yeah. I’d do the fat Renee.
Personally, i always thought that Jerry Maguire Renee was the best Renee. But between Bridget Jones Renee and Chicago Renee, i’d do Bridget Jones Renee. Potato face notwithstanding.
I wonder how she made all that weight go into her breasts…
Her nipples kinda look like her eyes.
Update:
pangwinking: what movie is christina naked in?
sm4shy: prozac nation
sm4shy: don’t you read?
pangwinking: er…no
What a tard.
You see, i actually know this girl. Hell, there’s even like about 2 weeks of posts decidated to her on this site from way back in the year 2000 (when my posts used to be much more bloggier and suckier. now they’re just plain sucky).
It’s a little known fact that i tend to do really really stupid things sometimes right around times when i’m about to leave someplace. Like before leaving the country or switching schools or something. Jeanne was this hot new chick at school that pretty much everyone had their eye on. Just so happened that i happened to be in the right place at the right time for me to get closer to her. It’s all well documented if you start reading for about two weeks or so starting from Tuesday, the 18th of July, year 2000. Actually you know what? Shit, don’t read any of that crap. My site really sucked back then plus i sound really gay.
But anyhow, yeah, with about 2 week left before i was set to leave JIS, i figured what the hell. I’ll just try to mack on the hottest chick in school just for publicity. Now i have no idea why she even went along with it (i mean come on, this is ME we’re talking about, why would ANYONE wanna give me the time of day is beyond me. but hey, she did and while she was pretty nice and all, she wasn’t exactly the type of person you’d want to have as a girlfriend. I mean come on, this pretty much says it all:
Note: i never actually did get anywhere with her. not even a kiss on the cheek or anything like that. so it was fairly innocent and it wasn’t like i was taking advantage of her. it’s not something i would do. but hot damn i wish i did. haha. considering how she’s apparently…
Here’s a picture of her.
Okay so it’s a pretty shitty picture but goddamn, she was really hot back then in real life. Have no idea what she looks like now though. Anyone of you Bruneian bloggers have any dirt of her?
I once heard this story about how she got really pissed at her boyfriend one time for cumming on her and she made him lick his own cum off of her. And then she made him sleep on the streets. Or something like that. I know for sure that at least half of that story is true in one form or another. Last i heard she was a groupie for this well known local band here in Brunei.
Oh no wait. Not a groupie. A ‘Band Aid’.
(Thank you Cameron Crowe)
Anyhow, if anything, there’s at least ONE person out there who thinks Jeanne is…
A little plug for two of the more tolerable Bruneian blog sites out there because frankly, most of them are fucking shitty. *which i actually ranted about in an as of yet unpublished post which i’ve been sitting on for the past year and a half now that includes a chatlog of me and Edo, the grandaddies of the Bruneian blog – e/n scene. the only reason why i never posted it up because 1) it’s a really self serving egotistical history of FUBAR kind of post and because 2) who really gives a shit about all of that anyway.
If you want the best (of the worst) in Bruneian blog sites like mine, you best just stick to FUBAR. There’s a reason why i don’t link to other Bruneian sites. It’s because they all suck (just like mine but mine just sucks less).
And yes, Brunei is small enough to have THE FIRST EVER E/N BLOG SITE (mine) and just ONE…
(just like apple)
We rule.It’s good to be king.
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*mind if i feed my ego just a bit? i haven’t done so in quite a while. it’s hungry.
If you are, translate this for me please:
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Avril Lavigne liefhebber
Deze weblogger heeft iets met Avril Lavigne, hij zou zelfs wel haar willen zijn. Ik eigenlijk ook best wel. Ik vind het een mooi meisje
Deze weblogger was bovendien de persoon die de filmpjes uit het vorige logitem beschikbaar heeft gesteld met uitzondering van de laatste 2.
– joenlog.thebigsite.nl
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I think it has something to do with me wanting to be Avril Lavigne. Hahaha. I tried running it through a Dutch – English translator thing but i could only understand like a 1/4 of what he was saying. Translation wasn’t very accurate. Boo.
I’ve noticed that i’ve been getting quite a few referrals from Dutch sites and forums. Mostly linking back to my Dancing Slut and Libby posts.
Dutch people sure do like porn.
There’s a whole bunch of links to some pretty amusing videos in the comments section of this post. Be sure to check them out if you haven’t already.
If you like girls, you’ll like this site.
I’m feeling generous today with links.
Take this test. It rates your modem connection. I got an 11. THAT’S FUCKING GAY.
I hate fucking E-Speed. They should rename it E-SLOW.
jfcoggins: how many times have you watched it?
psykotik2k: what the trailer?
jfcoggins: yeah, that
psykotik2k: lost count
psykotik2k: and that was when it was still streaming
psykotik2k: i’m going through it frame by frame now
jfcoggins: I’ve lost count as well but haven’t reached the frame by frame stage yet
psykotik2k: i’m a fag
None of that streaming flash crap.
IN GLORIOUS APPLE QUICKTIME .MOV FORMAT.
Update:
Even better! Now hosted by Apple.com!
I am going to plug a movie that many of you will probably not give a shit about because:
1) It’s from Hong Kong
2) It has subtitles
3) You suck
Actually it’s a series of movies, not just one. Maybe you’ve heard of it, maybe you haven’t but you at least owe it to yourself to check it out if you have the means. You probably won’t be able to get it anywhere in the US (well, maybe if you know a good import shop or something) but you can easily get it online.
“Whats with you and thoose damn pore shots?!?!?! it makes the picture look horrible. And it also makes them look like they have a greasy ass face i say DOWN WITH THE PORE SHOTS!!!!!!
Posted by The Dark One – 12:36pm December 16, 2003”
been so busy 🙁 so very busy 🙁 finals start next week, and all that.
but i thought i would take a break from studying to ask for a very small, big favor. 😀
a few weeks ago i helped do a little iddy bit of design work on an xbox related wall paper thing (i didn’t make it, just helped some), and now it’s in an xbox related wallpaper contest thing, and i’m going to be so crushed if it doesn’t win 🙁 i have a very vested interest in it winning because my pride is on the line, people. anyway if you have a minute to waste, i’d really appreciate your vote :))
so if you wouldn’t mind doing something fabulous to help the starving children around the world (minus everyone except me), go here:
the crap thing is you have to make/register an account (i bet you can just fudge the email addy as long as it looks valid… ¬.¬), but after you’ve done that you can vote!
the wallpaper i want to see win is for “Anusbis333 (#2) DCMA Santa” so please select that option and vote before 12:00 midnight eastern time (it is currently 1:30 pm eastern time)! 😀
see, wasn’t that fun?!
i wanted to post something you guys could benefit from but i really can’t beat justin’s post below mine. alba is a sexy mother shut your mouth.
but i can do something i don’t think justin has ever posted before. although i’m probably wrong. but i present to you, the funniest and most sad waste of time i’ve encountered in a while:
psykotik2k: i have some hi res jessica alba pore porn
jfcoggins: ohhhh, post that
jfcoggins: mmmm pores….
Update:
I hate this kid. Fucking brushing up against Mandy Moore’s breast like that. Look at his face. I bet he did that on purpose. And Mandy’s like trying to curve her body away and thinking “Stop pushing your shoulder against my boob!”.
I wish i was him.
LESS THAN 24 HOURS LEFT TO GO!!!!~!1!!!!1
Spider-Man 2!!!!1!~!!!2@222!!!!!!
Update 12/15/03 @ 1:19pm:
You are all dorks.
But then again so am i.
Before:
duhgayman: 16 minutes
zzombielunch: that thing’s gonna be floooooooooooooded
confined2sin: If you’re sitting there staring at the http://advision.webevents.yahoo.com/sony/spiderman2/ site, you’re a dork. Oh, wait… that’s what i’m doing… Awesome site, thanks for the link.
Auto response from psykotik2k: http://advision.webevents.yahoo.com/sony/spiderman2/
confined2sin: ha
psykotik2k: you are the dork..!
confined2sin: yeah, well
confined2sin: in two minutes and some odd seconds I’ll be the dork watching the spiderman 2 teaser
confined2sin: people know how much of a dork you are
confined2sin: but you use a Mac, so you gain some points back
jfcoggins: almost time
psykotik2k: dork
jfcoggins: I wish I had a retort
After:
dranakin13: did you see it? did you see it?
dranakin13: i never really cared for spiderman, but damn
duhgayman: looks quite good
DubU2584: god damn it why is Peter such a puss…
DubU2584: i was pissed at the end of the first one when he shot her down then the second one the first part of the damn teaser he shoots her down…im pissed again times 2
jfcoggins: that was sweet
psykotik2k: that trailer kicked my ass
jfcoggins: I was wowed by it
jfcoggins: <---- loves Danny Elfman
psykotik2k: i wanna download it. damn you yahoo.
psykotik2k: streaming flash blargh
jfcoggins: I’m sure it will showup somewhere in about 10 minutes
jfcoggins: the car scene will rule
Apple should’ve handled the trailer debut dammit. Because as we all know, Apple Quicktime is the best. k thnx.