In the summer of ’69, Bryan Adams was 9.

Why is it that every female celebrity has to have at least one picture taken like this?

Jennifer Aniston

I mean, come on it’s tired already.

I say they break some new ground and stop with “all but the nipples” poses. They should have a model pose for the cover of a magazine in neck to ankle dress, with two holes cut out to show her nipples. It would be the “nothing but nipples” pose, and I think it could catch on.

I think those two particular pieces of flesh need to be destigmatized.

*edited to add*

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Yes! More!

You know, as i was waiting for those pics down below to load up when i first found them, i was thinking to myself, “Hmm.. okay i wonder what i’ll get to see. Will it be cleavage? Like the last time? Oh boy i really hope it’s cleavage again!”

And then when the pictures finally loaded up; the first words to come out of my mouth?

• Anne Hathaway 1
• Anne Hathaway 2
• Anne Hathaway 3

“Fuck.. me…”

I saw it last night on VCD. Bought it for a grand total of US$1.17. Nyuk nyuk.

Anyhow, go see it. Trust me. It’s a really fun movie.

What Ebert and Roeper had to say about it:

• Wildly inventive.
• The film marks the arrival of The Rock as a good actor who could turn into something very impressive. He is very convincing.
• Christopher Walken is brilliant.
• Great sound effects and camera work. Excellent fighting choreography.
• Seann William Scott shows that he can do something better than the American Pie series.
• Walken is worth the price of admission.

And if you need any more convincing, you get to see a monkey hump The Rock’s face.

and now, a post about TITS and ASS. (sorry if your connection blows, but there are some pretty BIG photos inside.. if yanno what i mean)

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Been taking a few risks with the site lately. Shifting focus. Trying to see what clicks. Basically trying to take it back old school really. I think Stal’s post helped out quite a lot. Seeing as to how she’s always been part of the site since 2001. With her recent reemergence, she’s brought with her some newfound life to the site along with her long missed presence. Not to say that the site was all but dead before. All you have to do is just go back about two weeks to see some excellently controversial posts from Amy and Lyndse. You know, i don’t think i say it enough but all your contributions to this site are very much appreciated. Your posts, your comments, from both the readers and posters, are pretty much what makes this site. Because it sure as hell isn’t coming from my posts. I just provide the neighborhood. And a neighborhood is nothing without a good community. So thank you all for making this site better than it should be.

Or subjectively, depending on your view of how things are right now, worse than it should ever be 😛

Speaking of 2001 and reviewing the site, i stumbled upon this post over at bears-cave.com which is essentially a review of this site… from 2001! What are the odds of that?

I’m going to reprint the post here because i think it’s a pretty good endorsement of this site as it was known back then (as badinagoodway.com). Let’s see how much things have changed since then:

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What do the hit-monsters read?

I have a point to this post other than to link to two other sites, really… you just have to read awhile.

So I was messing around, trolling (in a fishing sense) through my favorite sites, and found my way over to badinagoodway. After I finished checking all the picture archives, I actually started reading the page. Contrary to the author’s claims, it’s pretty interesting stuff, or at least amusing.

Now, I don’t want to piss off anyone more than necessary, so I would say you probably don’t want to check this site out if a guy indulging in guy-things offends you. If you think the concept behind the Man Show is a crime against humanity — this is not your site. (Unless you like nicely composed colors and webpage layouts — it’s worth a peek if you’re into that.)

But, speaking directly to the Guys in the crowd, this is one of those sites you dream about finding. Seriously. Forget about me and go there — you might never come back here, ever, but that’s okay. I will comPLETEly understand.

On the face of it, it’s a basic E/N (everything/nothing), male (and I cannot emphasize “male” strongly enough) twenty-something site, except it’s visually appealing (most aren’t). It’s one of the bigger E/N’s out there, raking in something like 3 to 4 thousand hits per day.

Yeah. You read that right.

Whenever I want to pop the balloon that is my ego, I remind myself that teen-cam sites and private blog pages with lots of celeb pix on them get more hits in a day than my monthly count.

But there’s this funny thing I noticed — the guy’s link list.

He doesn’t have many. Fine. Neither do I. He’s got a pretty simple system for ranking these links — if you’re on the list, you’re someone he likes, and if you get some !!!’s beside your name, then you’re someone he really likes.

Spacecheese is on the “!!!” list. Cool. Yay, Gordon. Anyway, I started to check out other people on the list…

Crap, crap, crap, hmm — interesting reading, crap, crap, interesting reading, crap.

The interesting sites were what I would call ‘typical’ blogs, pretty good ones — and they comprise the entire “!!!” list. Everything else was (forgive the review) badly arranged, poorly-written stuff with some fuzzy webcam shots (i.e.: the crap that makes me wonder why e/n sites are popular).

So, here’s my little Saturday Discovery: what do the hit-monsters really like to check out, when they are checking stuff out? Apparently, sites like Spacecheese — a place where the owner is writing about his life, and writing well.

Sometimes (once in a great while), that translates to “sites like me”. So, you get your 3000, 4000, 9000 hits a day, and then come over and find out what happened to me (or someone like me) on our piddling little blog.

I’ve thought about it. I like that.

Go check it out; it’s fun. Then go read Gordon, or Dave, or … well, even me, if you like.

It’s okay: the cool kids do it.
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Sites i’d give !!!’s to if i still used that system:

• Amy !!!
• Ben Affleck !!!
• Steve !!!
• Keli !!!

So what else has changed? Apparently not much. Aside from me not using the old !!! links format, and the long gone naked celeb gallery, the site still gets about 3000 hits a day, more or less. Yesterday i got over 4000. So that aspect hasn’t really changed.

If i could, i’d put the whole gallery back up but that would probably cause this to happen again.

Anyhow, i have anticipated the fact that some of you probably won’t even read this post so here are some pictures of a (just turned) 15 year old girl in a pair of ridiculously low cut jeans.

If you click on any of these, you are a pedophile.

• Alexa Vega 1
• Alexa Vega 2
• Alexa Vega 3
• Alexa Vega 4

Big ones!

I know you expected to hear from me last weekend, but I’ve been kind of busy, what with my gambling and boozing and whoring and what-not. Since three of you are big fans of mine, I suppose I owe you an explanation for why it all happened.

J-Lo and I called the wedding off on Thursday because the swanky hotel we were getting hitched at was double-booked and someone from the other wedding party decided to call up Entertainment Tonight or some such media outlet, who then informed the rest of the media, who then informed the paparazzi and the general public, which led to the cancellation of the wedding. Or, that’s how the story goes. In reality, I was the one who called Entertainment Tonight, and it was J-Lo (by herself) who called off the wedding.

There are reasons for this. She wanted me to sign a prenuptial agreement that said she got half of my fortune if she decided to divorce me for infidelity. Now, really, who can blame me for something like that? Just because I sleep with two, three, four strippers while I’m out on a movie set doesn’t mean I don’t love her. Well, in a passive-aggressive way, I suppose it does, but that’s not the point. That’s like me having a clause that says if she makes a bad album then I get twenty million dollars. It’s just something that we all know is going to happen.

Really, the cancellation is just a sign of much larger problems, anyway. For example, when I tried to move the wedding to Conference Room B of the Howard Johnson’s on Wilshire, she stormed off with her entourage, and I took that as a no. I didn’t get it, because she wants three-hundred people at the wedding, but she wants privacy. So, I did what any man in the situation would do: I went to Vegas for a boxing match, went gambling, even tried online gambling from sbobet ???????, fell off the wagon and woke up with strippers. Maybe they were hookers or possibly dancers who wanted to try out for J-Lo’s next video, but that’s not the point. The point is I tried, and she backed out on me.

When this all started, we were just another Hollywood celebrity couple. We could have burned down West Beverly Hills and the newspapers would have put it on page 8. Then I made the stupid mistake of proposing and buying her a ring that cost me the better part of a year’s pay (after you take out taxes, agent fees and the “donations” I make to the Weinsteins to keep my career intact). I jumped in with both feet, and now look where it’s gotten me: The movie I did with her is second only to From Justin To Kelly as the worst movie of all time, and we’ve still got one more that could conceivably top it.

So, boys (because most of you are boys, merely looking for pictures of the Olsen Twins naked), let me impart upon the lot of you a piece of advice: When you like a girl, you’re going to get frustrated, and you’re not going to know what to say to her. Then, when you think she likes you as much as you like her, it’s all easy. Then, reality strikes, and you realize that she didn’t like you as much as you thought she did, in which event it’s often because she likes some other guy more than you and failed to mention it over the course of your dating or correspondence.

Just save yourself the heartbreak and always keep one foot out the door at all times, because one day -out of nowhere- she’ll drop you, and you’ll just realize that you were wrong about everything. They’re all blind corners and the end of your relationship is around one of them. As for me, I’ll just wait for my agent to say it’s okay to get married again, if ever. He said once that my box-office pulled an extra twenty-million per picture when I was an eligible bachelor, so he probably won’t, and the closest I’ll get to a happy-ending is watching Chasing Amy, and all I have to fall back on is the knowledge that I was the bomb in Phantoms.