Oh. I was expecting at least a little titty tease seeing as to how she’s had ’em out before plus the fact that this is UK FHM but no titties to to be found.

So what’s the deal on this Dollhouse thing anyway? Any good? I actually have it downloaded, the whole first season, but i haven’t actually gotten around to watching it.

And whatever happened to Eliza’s gigant moles on her face anyway? I was watching True Lies recently and man, were those things distracting. Okay maybe they weren’t that gigant at all but still.

Boobies!

Fact: Never thought i’d fap to Eliza Dushku of all people (never really liked her) but i did. More than once. Then again i also fapped to those Jessica Alba MTV red carpet boob slip pics from a coupla years back and i hate Jessica Alba. Are these hate faps?

Yeah, yeah…it’s been nearly two weeks since the last update. What can I tell you? It was going to be hard to follow Australian jailbait getting oiled up with anything short of a Miley Cyrus-Selena Gomez sextape. Honestly, the pickings have been slim to say the least.

So here’s Miranda Kerr topless during a photoshoot for Victoria’s Secret. Yes, I realize that these haven’t been exactly hard to come by today, but at least these don’t have dumb tags plastered on them like on some sites.

Hopefully, things will pick up a little bit from now to the end of summer.

I’ve wanted to take a trip Down Under ever since I got my scuba certification back in college, the Great Barrier Reef is like Mecca for divers.

But if this clip from Australian television is any indication, I won’t be able to get a plane ticket anytime soon because every pedo in America will have the flights booked solid.

Message to TV producers here in the States:

14 year old twins + bikinis + oil = EPIC WIN

ps. thx to Dex for dropping this in my gmail box this afternoon. ^_^

For all you Harry Potter fans (you know who you are), here are some candids of Miss Watson at the London premiere of Half-Blood Prince.

Thanks to the fine English weather, Emma had some wardrobe difficulties…take special note of the last three pics.

Good thing she didn’t go commando that night… Oh, Hermione!

Yep, it’s another movie trailer. But this is for a film that’s a bit higher profile than the last one I posted.

Jennifer’s Body is the second film written by Diablo Cody (she wrote Juno), and this one is a horror/comedy starring Megan Fox in the title role. Amanda Seyfried also stars as Jennifer’s best friend.

Oh yeah, y’all might better remember this as the movie Megan was filming when she was photographed topless wearing pasties.

The studio isn’t releasing a trailer for this movie until Friday when it will run ahead of Brüno (and that one won’t be the red band version), but I’m bringing it to you early because that’s how much I care for you guys. Aww…group hug!

Some of you might already be familiar with Joanna Krupa, but did you know she has a younger sister who is also hawt? Something good going on with that set of Polish genes.

I actually think Marta might be even sexier than her big sis. What do y’all think?

From the producers of Hellraiser and Heathers comes this creepy-looking film about a couple of high school losers (never made it with a lady) who decide to blow off some steam at the local abandoned asylum after school one day, and find something interesting in the tunnels underground.

This is teen horror that brings to mind movies like Teeth, but this one doesn’t look to have as much dark comedy involved.

The Pirelli Calendar has become famous over the past 45 years due largely to its artistic nude photos of models (and occasionally actresses), and the exclusivity of not being available for sale.

Brief history lesson over, the 2010 edition of the calendar features supercutie Miranda Kerr with her top off, and that’s really all you need to know. Yumb.

Yeah, I had the same reaction when I started seeing her name and pics pop up around the various celeb boards… Who?

The 18-year old is Britain’s newest pop princess, with her first single hitting #1 on the UK charts when it was released in early June.

Apparently, the Brits like their female pop singers to have a little soul flavor these days, as Pixie’s sound seems to follow in the footsteps of Duffy, Amy Winehouse and Natasha Bedingfield.

FUN FACT: Her real name is Victoria, but her mother gave her the nickname Pixie because she was a “tiny, cute baby who looked like a fairy”.