What the?

I’ve wanted to take a trip Down Under ever since I got my scuba certification back in college, the Great Barrier Reef is like Mecca for divers.

But if this clip from Australian television is any indication, I won’t be able to get a plane ticket anytime soon because every pedo in America will have the flights booked solid.

Message to TV producers here in the States:

14 year old twins + bikinis + oil = EPIC WIN

ps. thx to Dex for dropping this in my gmail box this afternoon. ^_^

Emma Watson

For all you Harry Potter fans (you know who you are), here are some candids of Miss Watson at the London premiere of Half-Blood Prince.

Thanks to the fine English weather, Emma had some wardrobe difficulties…take special note of the last three pics.

Good thing she didn’t go commando that night… Oh, Hermione!

Jennifer’s Body

Yep, it’s another movie trailer. But this is for a film that’s a bit higher profile than the last one I posted.

Jennifer’s Body is the second film written by Diablo Cody (she wrote Juno), and this one is a horror/comedy starring Megan Fox in the title role. Amanda Seyfried also stars as Jennifer’s best friend.

Oh yeah, y’all might better remember this as the movie Megan was filming when she was photographed topless wearing pasties.

The studio isn’t releasing a trailer for this movie until Friday when it will run ahead of Brüno (and that one won’t be the red band version), but I’m bringing it to you early because that’s how much I care for you guys. Aww…group hug!

Sister Act

Some of you might already be familiar with Joanna Krupa, but did you know she has a younger sister who is also hawt? Something good going on with that set of Polish genes.

I actually think Marta might be even sexier than her big sis. What do y’all think?

Deadgirl

From the producers of Hellraiser and Heathers comes this creepy-looking film about a couple of high school losers (never made it with a lady) who decide to blow off some steam at the local abandoned asylum after school one day, and find something interesting in the tunnels underground.

This is teen horror that brings to mind movies like Teeth, but this one doesn’t look to have as much dark comedy involved.

2010 Pirelli Calendar

The Pirelli Calendar has become famous over the past 45 years due largely to its artistic nude photos of models (and occasionally actresses), and the exclusivity of not being available for sale.

Brief history lesson over, the 2010 edition of the calendar features supercutie Miranda Kerr with her top off, and that’s really all you need to know. Yumb.

HOLY SHI… IT’S PSYCHO GIRL

She left some comments on the site 😮

Hey guys….. so this is Me… your legend Natasha Rix, just wanted to all to know that i’m actually a normal person and live a very normal life now. I was 13 when I made this video, I was in grade 7 and it was released in grade 8…. Matt is not any of the Matt’s you have mentioned it is actually Matt Taylor, who is in my friends list if you would like to creep him as well.

my Myspace hasn’t been running for a long time now, i didnt get rid of it because of the bull shit I just became a friend of facebook and switched over and now, years later, have no idea what that password is. However it was probally about Matt if you feel the need to hack it! I have it pretty amusing however that you guys get enjoyment out of looking at pictures of my friends and I… when we just do pretty normal things haha…. I am now actually engaged to a wonderful man, and yes i’m only 19.

many of the people on my facebook are just random adds because I understand how much you all need to creep me still, so its all out there now…. if you still have questions that are unanswered feel free to add me to facebook, but send me a message saying your from this site so I actually will add you. I have no problems answering your burning questions. hahah
til then,

Cheers<3

And yes, i can confirm that it really is her 😮

(SO AWESOME)

Pixie Lott

Yeah, I had the same reaction when I started seeing her name and pics pop up around the various celeb boards… Who?

The 18-year old is Britain’s newest pop princess, with her first single hitting #1 on the UK charts when it was released in early June.

Apparently, the Brits like their female pop singers to have a little soul flavor these days, as Pixie’s sound seems to follow in the footsteps of Duffy, Amy Winehouse and Natasha Bedingfield.

FUN FACT: Her real name is Victoria, but her mother gave her the nickname Pixie because she was a “tiny, cute baby who looked like a fairy”.

Mackenzie Rosman

It’s been too long since Mackie has been on fubar. Hard to believe that she’ll be 20 this December.

Here are some candids taken last week at the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences’ A Father’s Day Salute to TV Dads.

I remember when Mackie gave her TV dad a reason to salute back when she was on 7th Heaven.

Good times.

Attack of the Yumb

Yeah, yeah…so she didn’t pose full nude or show nip in her Playboy pics. Boo-frickity-hoo. Olivia is still totally hawt in these pics, and they deserved a fresh post, so here it is.

I got these from Playboy’s Cyber Club in the largest size they offer. You’re welcome.

Psst…don’t let Hef know these are here, or Justin might get a nasty e-mail.