I’ll just leave these here.

Yep. Still 15.

Oh hey.

Vanessa Hudgens took pictures of herself in the nude (again). And the pictures ended up on the internets (again).

SILLY GIRL.

Steven Tyler certainly isn’t the only rocker who brought a hawt daughter into the world. Thanks to magazines like Max, we can even see some of them like Theodora Richards (Keith’s little lady) and Daisy Lowe (Gavin Rossdale’s baby girl) in their birthday suits.

Others names worth running through Google Images are Amber Le Bon, Lily Collins, Bijou Phillips, or Lucy Walsh.

Feel free to add any I missed in your comments.

Emmy hasn’t made a fubar appearance since 2007, so I figured these scans that just turned up of her photospread in the May issue of Vegas magazine would be a good way to get her back onto the site.

The last two pics are from her Details shoot earlier in the year, but they seemed relevant to this post.

For those concerned that motherhood might have done irreparable damage to Jessica’s bikini bod, these candids from a day at the beach in Malibu this weekend should put those fears to rest.

FUN FACT: Jess is set to appear in a movie coming out next February, called Valentine’s Day. Now before you make a snap judgment not to see it, you should be aware that it will also star Jessica Biel, Anne Hathaway, Emma Roberts, and Jennifer Garner.

Some of you may remember hearing the story of Louise Ogborn a few years back. The 18-year old was working her shift at a McDonald’s in Kentucky when her assistant manager got a call from someone claiming to be a police officer. “Officer Scott” told the AM that Louise had stolen a purse, and she needed to be strip searched to retrieve the goods. She took Louise back into the office and told her to take off her clothes. After an hour, the AM told the “officer” that she was needed up front, at which point he told her to have her fiancé watch the girl. Over the next 2 hours, at the direction of the person on the other end of a phone, the man had the nude girl sit on his lap and kiss him, spanked her, had her do jumping jacks, and finally perform oral sex on him. YA. RLY.

Long story short, someone finally wised up enough after THREE HOURS of this charade to ask a few questions, and the prank caller hung up. However, a security camera in the office recorded the entire incident. Louise ultimately sued McDonald’s and won a judgment of $6.1 million. I guess sometime after the civil case was settled, someone leaked the video, and of course part of it made its way onto the interwebs. So here you go…

Now people can argue how smart folks in Kentucky may or may not be, but six million bucks buys a whole lot of Happy Meals. Just sayin’.

Eva Amurri recently finished filming season three of Californication, in which she enters the show as a writing student who moonlights as a stripper and falls for David Duchovny’s character. She took the stripper part seriously, too, undergoing three weeks of pole-dance training to prepare for the role. So does her mom, Susan Sarandon, approve? “My mom came to a strip class with me, actually,” the 24-year-old told us last night at the screening of Adam. “She had been so curious about it, and she tried a little bit. She was awesome.” – nymag.com

AND I CAME.

The circus known as San Diego Comic Con 2009 ended on Sunday, and Attack of the Show was there to please the hordes of geeks by having Miss Munn cosplay in several outfits this year. Wonder Woman, Harley Quinn, Lara Croft, Silk Spectre, Emma Frost, and Princess Leia for the Star Wars panel.

I tried to round up some decent pics for a gallery, but the compilation video from G4 probably covers it best…

Here are the pics I found, in case anyone is interested…

So did anyone here go to nerd prom? Share your experiences with us!

(unless you attended a furry orgy…then we rly don’t want to know)

Oh. I was expecting at least a little titty tease seeing as to how she’s had ’em out before plus the fact that this is UK FHM but no titties to to be found.

So what’s the deal on this Dollhouse thing anyway? Any good? I actually have it downloaded, the whole first season, but i haven’t actually gotten around to watching it.

And whatever happened to Eliza’s gigant moles on her face anyway? I was watching True Lies recently and man, were those things distracting. Okay maybe they weren’t that gigant at all but still.

Boobies!

Fact: Never thought i’d fap to Eliza Dushku of all people (never really liked her) but i did. More than once. Then again i also fapped to those Jessica Alba MTV red carpet boob slip pics from a coupla years back and i hate Jessica Alba. Are these hate faps?

Yeah, yeah…it’s been nearly two weeks since the last update. What can I tell you? It was going to be hard to follow Australian jailbait getting oiled up with anything short of a Miley Cyrus-Selena Gomez sextape. Honestly, the pickings have been slim to say the least.

So here’s Miranda Kerr topless during a photoshoot for Victoria’s Secret. Yes, I realize that these haven’t been exactly hard to come by today, but at least these don’t have dumb tags plastered on them like on some sites.

Hopefully, things will pick up a little bit from now to the end of summer.