SAD IF TRUE

Libby Hoeller died?

I will make this short and sweet. I have been a big fan of “libby” for many years. Lord knows that when I saw her first vid living in Oklahoma I never had any idea tha I would have anything to do with her. But as fate would have it My wife graduated from med school and we moved to Wisconsin for her Residency in E.R. Medicine and I took a job at the Sheriff’s office as a Reserve Deputy, just to kill time. I have tried to forget about Libby and have been fairly successful for almost 7 months but something brought me back and in short…due to that i found this page. (I said this would be short and it has already been to long) so here goes 8 months ago Elizabeth Forcey and her husband were both involved in a auto ped accident both Libby, her husband and the pedestrian Albert Moon all three were killed I’m not going to go into specifics… don’t believe if you don’t want too whatever I don’t care… I just thought I would share and try to lay this to rest… and yes I did work the accident. I can’t tell even begin to tell you how how ironic I thought it was that I was there. enough said…

Trooper

It’s a known fact that Libby’s middle name is Margaret and googling Elizabeth Forcey does bring up a Elizabeth M. Forcey along with some Residential Property Information with an address that’s not too far off from the address mentioned in this old post.

Sad if this is all true.

Rock Star Daughters

Steven Tyler certainly isn’t the only rocker who brought a hawt daughter into the world. Thanks to magazines like Max, we can even see some of them like Theodora Richards (Keith’s little lady) and Daisy Lowe (Gavin Rossdale’s baby girl) in their birthday suits.

Others names worth running through Google Images are Amber Le Bon, Lily Collins, Bijou Phillips, or Lucy Walsh.

Feel free to add any I missed in your comments.

Emmy Rossum

Emmy hasn’t made a fubar appearance since 2007, so I figured these scans that just turned up of her photospread in the May issue of Vegas magazine would be a good way to get her back onto the site.

The last two pics are from her Details shoot earlier in the year, but they seemed relevant to this post.

Jessica Alba

For those concerned that motherhood might have done irreparable damage to Jessica’s bikini bod, these candids from a day at the beach in Malibu this weekend should put those fears to rest.

FUN FACT: Jess is set to appear in a movie coming out next February, called Valentine’s Day. Now before you make a snap judgment not to see it, you should be aware that it will also star Jessica Biel, Anne Hathaway, Emma Roberts, and Jennifer Garner.

Ronald Does Not Approve

Some of you may remember hearing the story of Louise Ogborn a few years back. The 18-year old was working her shift at a McDonald’s in Kentucky when her assistant manager got a call from someone claiming to be a police officer. “Officer Scott” told the AM that Louise had stolen a purse, and she needed to be strip searched to retrieve the goods. She took Louise back into the office and told her to take off her clothes. After an hour, the AM told the “officer” that she was needed up front, at which point he told her to have her fiancé watch the girl. Over the next 2 hours, at the direction of the person on the other end of a phone, the man had the nude girl sit on his lap and kiss him, spanked her, had her do jumping jacks, and finally perform oral sex on him. YA. RLY.

Long story short, someone finally wised up enough after THREE HOURS of this charade to ask a few questions, and the prank caller hung up. However, a security camera in the office recorded the entire incident. Louise ultimately sued McDonald’s and won a judgment of $6.1 million. I guess sometime after the civil case was settled, someone leaked the video, and of course part of it made its way onto the interwebs. So here you go…

Now people can argue how smart folks in Kentucky may or may not be, but six million bucks buys a whole lot of Happy Meals. Just sayin’.

SUSAN SARANDON JOINED HER DAUGHTER FOR STRIPPER TRAINING

Eva Amurri recently finished filming season three of Californication, in which she enters the show as a writing student who moonlights as a stripper and falls for David Duchovny’s character. She took the stripper part seriously, too, undergoing three weeks of pole-dance training to prepare for the role. So does her mom, Susan Sarandon, approve? “My mom came to a strip class with me, actually,” the 24-year-old told us last night at the screening of Adam. “She had been so curious about it, and she tried a little bit. She was awesome.” – nymag.com

AND I CAME.

Olivia Munn

The circus known as San Diego Comic Con 2009 ended on Sunday, and Attack of the Show was there to please the hordes of geeks by having Miss Munn cosplay in several outfits this year. Wonder Woman, Harley Quinn, Lara Croft, Silk Spectre, Emma Frost, and Princess Leia for the Star Wars panel.

I tried to round up some decent pics for a gallery, but the compilation video from G4 probably covers it best…

Here are the pics I found, in case anyone is interested…

So did anyone here go to nerd prom? Share your experiences with us!

(unless you attended a furry orgy…then we rly don’t want to know)