A short book about choosing if and when to have sex.

With questions such as:

“Does it hurt when a boy puts his penis in you?”

and

“I have small tits. Will I ever get a boyfriend?”

It’s a good book ^_^

Now, apparently, you can see Jessica Alba’s pubes poking out in this pic from the 2002 Kids Choice Awards.

Probably as close to nude as she’ll ever get? Shame about the pasties though!

Caps from the extras of the Forgetting Sarah Marshall DVD. Guess the blurring couldn’t keep up with the humping.

Nice boobage ^_^

SUSAN Sarandon turns 62 tomorrow, but it hasn’t made her shy about taking off her clothes. The Oscar-winning liberal is seen lying on her back in fishnets and a strategically placed feather boa in Timothy White’s upcoming book, “Hollywood Pinups,” which also features scantily-clad, ’40s-style shots of Molly Sims, Mary-Kate Olsen, Kate Hudson, Angie Harmon, Gina Gershon and Jamie-Lynn Sigler. “What a treat to play in the world of the beautiful, perfect pinup fantasy,” Sarandon writes.

SUSAN SARANDON?

FISHNET STOCKINGS?

STRATEGICALLY PLACED FEATHER BOA?

Oh man… i don’t even have to tell you that there’ll be some fapping going on in front of my computer the day that pic shows up online. Let’s just hope there’s enough skin on show for the fapping to commence. OOH YEA.

But until then, some pictures of her daughter, Eva Amurri ^_^

Just in case any of you have been thinking to yourselves, “I wonder whatever happened to Cindy Lou Who from the How the Grinch Stole Christmas movie?”

Wonder no more.

I don’t know how Taylor Momsen flew under my radar for this long, but she’s on the screen now, and I expect big things from this young one.

Taylor became a member of the cast of Gossip Girl (which Justin watches…what a girl) in 2007 at the age of 13, which btw is when all of the promo pics of her in the school uniform were taken. The two candids of her at CW events were taken just shy of her 14th birthday. And in June of this year she landed a modeling contract with the IMG agency, and then turned 15 on July 26. Whew!

Oh yes…fubar will be seeing much more of Taylor. That I can promise you.

Katy’s mom is most definitely NOT PLEASED with the whole “I Kissed A Girl” thing.

“I hate the song. It clearly promotes homosexuality and its message is shameful and disgusting. Katy knows how I feel. We are a very outspoken family and she knows how disappointed her father and I are. I can’t even listen to that song. The first time I heard it I was in total shock. When it comes on the radio I bow my head and pray.”

Mrs. Perry, you’re probably gonna want to avoid looking at these pics of your little girl…

Why don’t my nights out with the girls ever wind up looking like that?

Boo. 🙁

The Hottie Formerly Known as The Block sure is looking tasty these days.

Dressing slutty to buy groceries or grab a cup of coffee is always appreciated.

Thanks, Hilary. ^_^

Keeley’s new “lingerie” calendar for 2009 was unveiled this past week.

Hawt.

The Ubermilf, her hubby and baby Honor Marie have been enjoying the sun and fun down in Los Cabos for the better part of a week now, and Jess has been the target of telephoto lenses pretty much every day.

I said it once, and I’ll say it again. The shape this girl is in less than 4 months after giving birth is incredible. In fact, I’m no longer sure she was actually pregnant to begin with. It’s possible the entire thing was Hollywood special effects and she just adopted. Either that, or she’s got one hell of a personal trainer. Let’s just hope she keeps some of the curves.

Apparently Anne Hathaway loves to take it in the butt.

“In an upcoming interview with Esquire the sexy Get Smart star states that one of the most sensual experiences in her life was anal intercourse with her boyfriend. She says “every woman should try it, otherwise they miss out on something amazing”. She also speaks about significance of the first time and the trustworthy partner and how the anal penetration makes her feel feminine in a very special way.”

How about it Angelbaby? kekeke. Anne Hathaway approves.

FACT: Angelbaby disapproves of buttsex -_-