Hayden Panettiere

Here’s Hayden from the Emmys on Sunday.

Who’s that presenting with her? O_O

Wow, J. Love totally got skinny again. Look at that tiny little waist!

However, it appears the weight loss has also robbed her of two of her natural assets. To bad yep to bad.

Selena Gomez

Speaking of virgins…here’s Selena at the Teen Vogue Young Hollywood party last week.

You know it’s true, ’cause she wears a purity ring. And she’s only 16. Good enough for me!

ps. Ignore the pics of Selena and BFF Demi Lovato in their black bikinis earlier this summer. That’s just girls bein’ girls. ^_^

pps. Do we perhaps need a post featuring Demi in the future?

Virgin For Sale

Anyone interested in popping the cherry on a vacuous twenty-something California girl, go ahead and get your bid in now. It’ll only cost you somewhere north of a quarter-million bucks and a plane ticket to Nevada.


wee I’m a whore.

“The main purpose of this is to finance a couple things in my life,” Dylan told CBS13. “I think empowerment of women is picking yourself up and doing something on your own to better yourself.”

Um…okay, sure.

Megan Fox

Foxy Miss Fox is a covergirl once more…this time for the October issue of GQ.

I also threw in pics from the October Maxim, which appear to be newly released shots from an older photoshoot, but I doubt anyone minds.

Rumor has it that there will be a Transformers 2 teaser trailer ahead of Eagle Eye when it opens on Sept 26. But prolly no Megan in that. Lose.

Jessica Alba

Jess recently got a little time away from the baby and was snapped by the paparazzi while out and about in LA.

Question: How many new mommies look like this 3 months after giving birth?

Answer: Not too many.

Ubermilf.

Katharine McPhee

It’s been awhile since I’ve seen any good pics of Katharine. These boobalicious candids from Fashion Week in NYC are enough to give me a relapse of McPheever.

Did anyone bother to see her movie, The House Bunny? Just curious, as it also stars Anna Faris (kyute), Emma Stone (yumb) and Kat Dennings (Justin has fapped to). Oh, and also Rumer Willis (do not want).

KRISTEN BELL

Some hi res outtakes from a Forgetting Sarah Marshall photoshoot, with BLEH Mila Kunis included -_-

FACT: Kristen Bell > Mila Kunis

Kristen is so cute in the movie, especially the part where she goes “buushit buushit buushit!” in an English accent.

Oh and pink bikini ftw.