Justin posted the covers from Kristen’s appearance in Complex magazine a little while back.

Here’s the full spread along with a few low res outtakes.

Kristen was yumby in her eps from this season of Heroes. Hopefully we’ll see her some more when the show comes back sometime in 2008.

That is if the writers’ strike ends anytime soon… 🙁

Someone in the forums reminded me about this interesting movie coming in February…

A commenter on IMDB mentioned “close-ups of freshly severed penises” and wondered why this didn’t earn the movie an NC-17 rating in the US. Frankly, I don’t see what the big deal is.

Legends and stories surrounding the vaginus dentata or “toothed vagina” have been around for centuries in cultures all over the world. In the Middle Ages, some Christians believed that witches could grow fangs in their vaginas. Although very rare, there may be a medical origin to this myth; dermoid cysts are formed from the outer layer of embryonic skin cells, and these cells are able to mature into bone, hair or even teeth.

South African inventor Sonette Ehlers has even invented an anti-rape device that kinda has teeth. She describes the tampon-shaped device this way:

Hollow inside and the inner wall of it is lined, and there we have got all our technology and little hooks which, upon forced penetration, will attach to the skin of the perpetrator and only a medical doctor can remove it. He’ll have to turn himself in, so he’s marked for immediate identification.

Strangely, this other poster almost makes it look like a comedy of some sort…

NOM NOM NOM

Jennifer Love Hewitt has spoken out on her blog!

This is the last time I will address this subject.

I’ve sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women’s bodies are constantly scrutinized. To set the record straight, I’m not upset for me, but for all of the girls out there that are struggling with their body image.

A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size 0 doesn’t make you beautiful.

What I should be doing is celebrating some of the best days of my life and my engagement to the man of my dreams, instead of having to deal with photographers taking invasive pictures from bad angles. I know what I look like, and so do my friends and family. And like all women out there should, I love my body.

To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini — put it on and stay strong.

Xoxo
JLH

SIZE 2 MY ASS!

From TheSmokingGun:

Been wondering about the identity of the auteur behind the “2 Girls, 1 Cup” video that has been making millions of Internet users gag? Well, the repulsive video–which has become such an online sensation that it has been knocked off by John Mayer, Perez Hilton, and has launched tons of hilarious “reaction” videos–can be blamed on Marco Fiorito, a Brazilian man who describes himself as a “compulsive fetishist” and “an artist in the art of movie making.” The 36-year-old Sao Paulo resident became interested in cinema in 1994 and, two years later, began a fetish film business with his wife. “When we started, the only films that we made were about feet fetishes,” Firotio recalled in a court declaration, a copy of which you’ll find below. Fiorito would move on to more revolting fare, with his videos often involving excrement (as the “2 Girls, 1 Cup” video shows).

So now then…

“I have already made fetish movies with scat/feces using chocolate instead of feces. Many actors make scat films but they don’t agree to eat feces.”

Was 2GIRLS1CUP chocolate?? Or real shit??

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The site was down for a coupla hours. Hitting it up resulted in a blank white screen with some fatal error message.

Googled the error and found a solution: turn off wp-cache.

Tried it and the site’s back up with no errors. Have never gotten that error before now. Weird. Also, googling the error brings up a TON of other sites with the same problem. WTH is going on?? Hopefully the site can survive without wp-cache and won’t buckle under the load.

Singing in character as pornstar Krysta Now, from the movie Southland Tales.

You can listen to the song here.

The movie is directed by Richard ‘Donnie Darko’ Kelly btw.

Synopsis:

Los Angeles, 2008: The city stands on the brink of social, economic and environmental disaster. Southland Tales is an epic story set over the course of threedays that culminate in a massive 4th of July celebration. A large ensemble cast of characters includes Boxer Santaros (Dwayne Johnson), an action star stricken with amnesia, Krysta Now (Sarah Michelle Gellar), an adult film star developing her own reality television project, and Roland Taverner (Seann William Scott), a Hermosa Beach police officer who holds the key to a vast conspiracy.

Oh and some eyecandy to go with the song ^_^

You could say one of two things about this picture:

a. God her boobs are huge.

b. God her thighs are huge.

Anyhow, more pics from the beach and a collage!

In a bikini!!! YES YES YES!!

But holy cow..! Jennifer Love Hewitt got FAT.

Relatively.

I’m still going to fap to these nevertheless. Flaws can be sexy.

The last time i fapped to JLH was back during the I Still Know What You Did Last Summer days. Ahh tanning booth scene…