Well it should be 2008 in almost every part of the world now. I spent most of new year’s eve playing Rock Band with a whole bunch of people. So much that we didn’t even realize it’d struck 12 until some other people said so.

New year’s resolutions. Anybody got any? I for one would like to be able to update the site more frequently and never get as lazy as i did in December 07. Can’t think of anything else but yeah, that’s definitely one thing i’d like to try to do.

Also, predictions! Who’s gonna get nudes, sex tapes, nip slips, pussy slips and the like released this year??

Hope that this’ll be a fappy new year!

Part of the fun of being a celeb is getting to spend your winter holiday sunning in beautiful tropical destinations. Just ask Leelee how great it is to be wearing a bikini in St. Barth, rather than a sweater here in the States.

FUN FACT: Leelee’s full name is Liliane Rudabet Gloria Elsveta Sobieski, she is 5’10” and wears a size 10 shoe. What a gigant.

Well, it would appear from the pics in the January 2008 issue of Russian Maxim that there is definitive proof Yulia and Lena are most definitely not lesbian lovers…though I’m fairly sure this was established already. Boo.

Unless of course we’re looking at the result of turkey baster insemination or the divine intervention of the Lord God Almighty (or maybe Lucifer), but somehow I think those possibilities are unlikely.

Anyhoo, Yulia had her baby boy on December 27. It was her second child, with a second daddy. She had a daughter back in 2004.

Russian music producer Ivan Shapovalov gave a fabulous quote in 2003 during an interview about his founding of the girl-group…

I saw that most people look up pornography on the Internet and of those, most are looking for underage sex. I saw their needs weren’t fulfilled. Later, it turned out, I was right. This is the same as my own desires. I prefer underage girls.

A possible fubar lurker? o_o

Yeah apologies for the extreme lack of updates and new posts on the site. Been way too preoccupied playing videogames over the past coupla weeks or so. Call of Duty 4, Uncharted, Unreal Tournament 3 and, most recently, Rock Band, have all been taking up much of my free time.

ROCK BAND GET!

I totally suck at the drums by the way.

I’m Psyko_2000 on PSN if you have a PS3.

Will probably start updating the site again… if i can manage to tear myself away from the above mentioned addictions.

By the way, what’s a good band name that i could use for Rock Band? My wife wanted to use ‘The Spanks’ (wtf?) but it was already taken (!), so we’re just using that offline for now.

‘The Spanks’. There’s somebody else out there who also thought of naming their band ‘The Spanks’? ‘The Spanks’? Seriously, who would actually name their band ‘The Spanks’!? Besides my wife.

So, any of you have Rock Band too?

Merry Xmas everybody!

I turned 17 yesterday and guess what I didn’t get for my birthday? Knocked up! LOL

Sorry, Jamie Lynn…did that sound bitchy?

BTW Justin, you wanna know what you can get me for Xmas this year? Less posts about doo-doo in 2008! ^_^

Too Much Love:
JoJo

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Via e-mail:

From: Nerima
Subject: Jamie Lynn Spears

Jamie Lynn is 16 and pregnant. Boyfriend Casey Aldridge is 19.

Does this make Casey Aldridge the A-1 SUPER 100 PERCENT HERO OF PEDOS AROUND THE WORLD?

YES! DEFINITELY MY HERO! HAHAHA.

Jamie Lynn really is on her way to becoming just like her sister!

Traaaailerrr traaaaashhhh!

So wait, does this mean she’ll become a MILF at age 17?? BONUS!

The carpet matches the drapes!

Story behind the pics from TMZ:

If you were wondering if that fierce head of red hair on Marcia Cross was the real thing, now there’s proof. Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt claims that he has nude photos of “Desperate Housewives'” star Marcia Cross and he says that the pics prove definitively that, as he puts it, “the carpet does match the curtains.”

Schmidt, the purveyor of the Dustin “Screech” Diamond sex tapes recently previewed on TMZ, says that he is representing the owner of a garbage hauling firm that found over 200 personal pictures of Cross, including her showering in the buff outside, in her garbage, according to Rush & Molloy. And even though Cross is demanding their return, arguing that they are the copyrighted property of her and her husband, Tom Mahoney, Schmidt says that the pictures “were not stolen. When you throw something away, you forfeit that property.” Schmidt claims he also has the actress’ tax returns, but “out of respect for Ms. Cross,” won’t discuss how much she makes. Ever heard of a shredder, Marcia?

Katherine is on the cover of the January 2008 issue of Vanity Fair.

The pics aren’t all that spectacular, so I thought I’d bring back some Heiglicious memories with her notorious scene from My Father The Hero back in 1994.

What does she have to say today of her booty-baring role?

There are still men who come up to me today and say, “You were really hot in that film!” I was 14, for God’s sake!

I certainly didn’t have a white maillot like that when I was 14…

FUN FACT: Katherine beat out Alicia Silverstone for the lead role in My Father the Hero. Alicia would’ve been 16 during filming.