SUCCESS! AND SOME PAGET BREWSTER

Finally fixed the forums (it was broken for a while). You can get off my nuts now Angelbaby :p

And i hereforth bump down your Trachtenfug post with some Paget Brewster!

These are caps from the Showtime show Huff. Never seen it myself but i do remember watching The Specials and wanting to see her boobies. Anybody here seen The Specials? It’s a pretty good movie for what it is. A low budget superhero comedy, kinda like X-Men, but on their day off.

Jordan Ladd is in it too. Her boobs seemed huge in that movie. Bigger than they were in Cabin Fever or Club Dread. Then again she was slightly fatter in The Specials too. Should’ve just gotten them out then and not in that Club Dread flick.

Or better yet, just before she was 16!*

A former Playboy “Babe of the Month,” Ladd has a curvaceous bod that, however, sometimes has been more curse than gift. At 16, in fact, she underwent breast-reduction surgery because, she says, her 32-double D-plus chest “garnered too much attention.

“My breasts were outrageously massive and uncomfortable. For years I rejected them. I had this incredible body at 12 or 13. My breasts came in really fast. But I had braces and zits. So my face was a visual chastity belt.”

Today Ladd is a size C-cup. “Because I wasn’t finished growing, my breasts came back. Then they went south. So I’m coming to grips with gravity,” she says.

*and what? you got to see Thora Birch’s when she was 16 or however the old she was in American Beauty and nobody complained!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Well it should be 2008 in almost every part of the world now. I spent most of new year’s eve playing Rock Band with a whole bunch of people. So much that we didn’t even realize it’d struck 12 until some other people said so.

New year’s resolutions. Anybody got any? I for one would like to be able to update the site more frequently and never get as lazy as i did in December 07. Can’t think of anything else but yeah, that’s definitely one thing i’d like to try to do.

Also, predictions! Who’s gonna get nudes, sex tapes, nip slips, pussy slips and the like released this year??

Hope that this’ll be a fappy new year!

Leelee Sobieski

Part of the fun of being a celeb is getting to spend your winter holiday sunning in beautiful tropical destinations. Just ask Leelee how great it is to be wearing a bikini in St. Barth, rather than a sweater here in the States.

FUN FACT: Leelee’s full name is Liliane Rudabet Gloria Elsveta Sobieski, she is 5’10” and wears a size 10 shoe. What a gigant.

t.A.T.u.

Well, it would appear from the pics in the January 2008 issue of Russian Maxim that there is definitive proof Yulia and Lena are most definitely not lesbian lovers…though I’m fairly sure this was established already. Boo.

Unless of course we’re looking at the result of turkey baster insemination or the divine intervention of the Lord God Almighty (or maybe Lucifer), but somehow I think those possibilities are unlikely.

Anyhoo, Yulia had her baby boy on December 27. It was her second child, with a second daddy. She had a daughter back in 2004.

Russian music producer Ivan Shapovalov gave a fabulous quote in 2003 during an interview about his founding of the girl-group…

I saw that most people look up pornography on the Internet and of those, most are looking for underage sex. I saw their needs weren’t fulfilled. Later, it turned out, I was right. This is the same as my own desires. I prefer underage girls.

A possible fubar lurker? o_o

KEKEKE ^_-

Yeah apologies for the extreme lack of updates and new posts on the site. Been way too preoccupied playing videogames over the past coupla weeks or so. Call of Duty 4, Uncharted, Unreal Tournament 3 and, most recently, Rock Band, have all been taking up much of my free time.

ROCK BAND GET!

I totally suck at the drums by the way.

I’m Psyko_2000 on PSN if you have a PS3.

Will probably start updating the site again… if i can manage to tear myself away from the above mentioned addictions.

By the way, what’s a good band name that i could use for Rock Band? My wife wanted to use ‘The Spanks’ (wtf?) but it was already taken (!), so we’re just using that offline for now.

‘The Spanks’. There’s somebody else out there who also thought of naming their band ‘The Spanks’? ‘The Spanks’? Seriously, who would actually name their band ‘The Spanks’!? Besides my wife.

So, any of you have Rock Band too?

Happy Birthday Jojo!

Merry Xmas everybody!

I turned 17 yesterday and guess what I didn’t get for my birthday? Knocked up! LOL

Sorry, Jamie Lynn…did that sound bitchy?

BTW Justin, you wanna know what you can get me for Xmas this year? Less posts about doo-doo in 2008! ^_^

Too Much Love:
JoJo

JAMIE LYNN SPEARS

Via e-mail:

From: Nerima
Subject: Jamie Lynn Spears

Jamie Lynn is 16 and pregnant. Boyfriend Casey Aldridge is 19.

Does this make Casey Aldridge the A-1 SUPER 100 PERCENT HERO OF PEDOS AROUND THE WORLD?

YES! DEFINITELY MY HERO! HAHAHA.

Jamie Lynn really is on her way to becoming just like her sister!

Traaaailerrr traaaaashhhh!

So wait, does this mean she’ll become a MILF at age 17?? BONUS!