She’s Complex Magazine’s Woman of Next Year.

That’s right. Next year.

Also, these covers, they’re made of:

a. YES

b. WIN

According to Mr. Skin!

All i have to say is, HOW THE FUCK DID HEATHER ‘WIENERDOG’ MATARAZZO END UP ON THE LIST. WAUGH.

1. Marissa Tomei – Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead
2. Keeley Hazell – Cashback
3. Natalie Portman – Hotel Chevalier
4. Christina Ricci – Black Snake Moan
5. Sienna Miller – Factory Girl
6. Roselyn Sanchez – Yellow
7. Malin Ackerman – The Heartbreak Kid
8. Eva Mendes – We Own the Night
9. Lena Headey – 300
10. Stormy Daniels and Nautica Thorne – Knocked Up
11. Alexa Davalos – Feast of Love
12. Chelan Simmons – Good Luck Chuck
13. Wei Tang – Lust, Caution
14. Ashley Judd – Bug
15. Olivia Wilder – Alpha Dog
16. Ana Claudia Talancon – Alone With Her
17. Danielle Harris – Halloween
18. Heather Matarazzo – Hostel: Part II
19. Amber Valetta – The Last Time
20. Lucy Liu – Blood Hunter

Click here for the full list with commentary from Mr. Skin.

I have no idea what’s going on in these series of thumbnails but from what i figure, it’s Winona Ryder, literally, fucking a dummy. From the movie ‘The Ten‘. Anybody here seen it?

Unfortunately, i only have these screen caps. But if anybody knows where to get the video (it’s not on celebritymoviearchive.com yet), please show us the way!

UPDATE: Video now available! Thanks ThirdMan!

In honor of that dream i had.

She was really sassy in it from what i remember.

Dare i say hot?!

To me, bitches~1!

My 27th for those of you who are counting.

So i checked to see if there were any celebrities that shared the same birth date as mine and the only notable one on that list was Miley Cyrus. Fap.

Also, sometime last week, i had a dream that i was fucking Raven Symone. True story.

White meat.

Dark meat.

All will be carved.

Happy Turkey Day!

Gobble, gobble! ^_^

Yeah these definitely need to be in hi res.

Hayden has muscular looking boobs no?

UPDATE:

By the way, Hayden is GQ’s ‘Obession of the Year’, if you didn’t already know. They have an interview with her on their website.

So tell us, Hayden, when do you intend to become the latest screwed-up girl in Hollywood?
Never, never. Cross our fingers.

We can’t schedule it for your twenty-first birthday or anything like that?
You can’t schedule rehab for me. And I don’t think you can schedule any DUIs. I think I’m going to be one of those boring girls.

Will you at least go into a gas-station bathroom without shoes on?
No, that’s disgusting. I’ve walked around other places maybe without my shoes on, but not bathrooms.

More of the interview here.

/UPDATE

On a side note, yes, i’ve noticed that the site has been EXTREMELY slow lately.

Not even just lately but for quite some time now actually. And frankly i’m getting quite sick of it. Mostly because uploading stuff to the server takes foreverrrrrrr. And i’m not even exaggerating. And this is also why i don’t really update as much as i’d like to. Because of the extremely slow upload speed. And i know it’s not just me because Angelbaby runs into this problem too, even with her super fast internet connection.

But fear not, i’m gonna be doing something about it. I’m gonna be switching servers soon. To a much better one so hopefully, the site won’t be as dog slow to access, as somebody once put it, as it is right now. So fingers crossed on having a smooth server transition and not like that last unsuccessful attempt. What a fucking nightmare that was.

Happy 15th Birthday, Miley!

Okay, so she doesn’t turn fifteen until the 23rd…but I’m gonna be busy with Thanksgiving stuff, so I figured I’d go ahead and do this early.

Here’s our girl at the American Music Awards this past weekend. One pic for each year!

Aww…they grow up so fast! Hard to believe Billy Ray let her go out in public wearing that teenie-tiny strapless dress, though.

Here’s a gallery of all the women that have appeared on season 1 of Californication.

FACT: Paula Marshall’s tits were CGIed in.

FACT: David Duchovny is truly a man among men.

And no, it’s not to see a nude CGI Angelina. Pervs.

Those who pony up ten bucks will get to see the new trailer for J.J. Abrams’ upcoming monster movie, Cloverfield. For a blurry glimpse of what that will entail, just click play…

Looks pretty damn coo.

UPDATE: Apple’s got it in yumby HD at their trailers site.