I remember reading somewhere, something about how Lacey Chabert is like, genuinely a really nice person in real life. Or something like how she’s the nicest person in Hollywood or something. I’ve tried googling for quotes on that but nothing came up.
But anyway, here’s Lacey out shopping for clothes.
I wonder who’s taking the pics though. A friend? A paparazzo? If it’s the latter, then wow, that’s really nice of her to let that dude take pictures of her trying on new clothes!
Fortunately, it would appear as though Hayden didn’t get that memo that Avril paid such close attention to when she hit the town in her black frock. Am I seeing what I think I’m seeing in photo #1, or is my active imagination just filling in the blanks, so to speak?
If anyone should feel the need to tinker with that first pic in Photoshop, feel free to throw it on an image hosting site and post the link in the comments.
>_>
I’d hit it standing up.
Cankles
The area in affected female legs where the calf meets the foot in an abrupt, nontapering terminus; medical cause: adipose tissue surrounding the soleus tendon, probably congenital, worsened by weight gain and improved in appearance only by boots. From the English “calf” meaning wide portion of the lower leg, and “ankle” meaning slender joint of leg with foot.
“If I didn’t have cankles, I might be able to wear those Prada loafers with my capri pants.”
Now, correct me if i’m wrong, but are those… cankles…? On Kristen Bell?
Not that it bothers me or anything. In fact, i think its kinda cute!
What DOES bother me though, is chicks are wearing t-shirts with words on them. Across their chest. Like so.
Now how in the world am i supposed to read their shirt if i’m going to have to be looking at her breasts to do so????
Not that i don’t usually NOT look at girls’ breasts, but i only like looking when they’re not looking ya know? Kinda hard to do if you’re not just taking a glance at their boobs and are actually trying to read something off their shirt. And generally having to look at their boobs. For some time.
But of course, in this case, it’s Kristen Bell, and it’s just a picture of her, that she can’t actually see me looking at her boobs, to read her shirt, so it’s all good! And i’ll look as long as i want and picture her topless if i feel like it too! Pictures FTW in this case. In real life, i’d probably get a nasty look and a slap.
This whole words on chick clothes thing also applies to those sweatpants with words right across the behind. Words like “Juicy“. But no problem trying to read pants since girls don’t have eyes in the back of their heads yes?
BTW, i was disappointed to find out that Kristen Bell was actually wearing panties in this shoot!
Fantasy: NO UNDERWEAR
Reality: UNDERWEAR
SIGH.
A promo shot from Mary’s upcoming FHM photo spread has hit the intarwebs. Since we don’t have FHM in the States anymore, I suppose we’ll have to wait for people in the UK or Aussie to scan the pics for us once the issue is on newsstands.
And here are some more pics of Mary attending Spike TV’s Scream Awards late last month, and five more from an older photoshoot.
FUN FACT: Mary was asked to audition for the role of Wonder Woman in the Justice League movie…but didn’t get the part. 🙁
This happened about a month fourteen months ago but is news to me!
Hasselhoff Admits Knight Rider Car Was Gay
David Hasselhoff has shocked students at an Irish university by confessing his vehicular Knight Rider co-star was gay.
Talking car Kitt appeared alongside Hasselhoff’s crime-fighting character Michael Knight in the hit 1980s TV show, but Hasselhoff admits their relationship was far from professional.
Addressing students at Trinity College in Dublin last month, the actor reveals, “We have some fairly X-rated outtakes on Knight Rider.
“Kitt was constantly asking, ‘Do you want me to take you home Michael?’ in that very camp voice of his.'”
WAUGH!
Due to the writers’ strike you better enjoy this special episode of 24, as it’s the last you’re liable to see for some time.
yep to bad
Wanna score some sweet Beowulf swag? I’ve got a bunch of Beowulf goodies up for grabs.
All you have to do is just e-mail me and fill in the blanks to these lines of dialogue spoken by Grendel’s Mother* in the movie.
Are you the one they call Beowulf? Such a strong man you are. A man like you could own the greatest tale ever sung. ____. ______. ________. This… I swear…
Easy!
I’ll pick three random winners on Monday and will be contacting you for your mailing address. This contest is only open to US residents though!
*Grendel’s Mother, by the way, being a naked CGI Angelina Jolie if you hadn’t already known.
Fappable.
You can download a glorious 720p HD version of the Exclusive Internet Only Uncensored Beowulf Trailer here.
Visit the official movie site here.
Beowulf opens in theatres everywhere November 16th. Also in IMAX 3D and Digital 3D.
FACT: This movie looks pretty fucking awesome.
