Here’s another girl that somehow slipped under fubar’s radar. Or the fudar, as I will refer to it henceforth.

An oversight made all the more shocking by the fact that she’s quite well-endowed. Cuz, you know…I heard that Justin kinda has a thing for boobs. That’s the word on the street anyway…

Perhaps I’ve never heard of her because primarily she’s been in some TV show called Still Standing, which I’ve never seen despite the fact it ran for 4 years. Justin might know something about it though, because Jami Gertz also starred in it, and if there’s one thing he likes more than boobs, it’s MILFs.

Renee turned 18 a little over a week ago, which means the majority of these pics were taken when she was seventeen. Some possibly even before that…who knows? Commence your fappage.

Transformers is right around the corner, so it was inevitable that Megan would pop up in one of the lad mags. Personally, I think the girl is flat-out gorgeous, but it’s a shame she’s messed up such a lovely bod with all those gigant tattoos. WTF?

Everytime I get another tattoo, it’s like a little F-you to anyone who told me not to.

That’s a pretty juvenile reaction, if you ask me. I just hope she doesn’t have to say F-you to the point where she winds up looking like Leonard from Memento.

o_O

Breakfast at Titty’s??

My Full Lady???

>_>

Sneak peek at some hotness from the July issue of GQ.

I’ll swap these out for the hi res goodies when they hit the intarwebs.

ps. Side benefit of this post is that I don’t have to look at Michael Moore’s fat smug face when fubar loads in my browser window. FTW!

So i downloaded Michael Moore’s new documentary, SiCKO last night. It’s okay. Michael Moore doesn’t mind if you pirate his films (i read that somewhere). I really suggest watching it even if you’re a Moore hater. I’d even go so far as to suggest paying to see this film! I would’ve if i could! Just like i did when i paid to see Fahrenheit 9/11 on opening day (the Bush protestors handing out anti-Bush fliers outside the cineplex made it a pretty memorable day), but local cinemas here don’t screen documentaries. Dumb.

So anyway, here’s my verdict up front: SiCKO is excellent!!

Watching this movie reminded me of a toothache i once had during my last semester in college back in Michigan. It was a fucking killer. I never really knew how bad American healthcare was until i watched SiCKO. I remember being medically insured so i don’t know if i would’ve been charged if i were to had gotten my tooth pulled out while i was still there. But IF i wasn’t insured… would i have been charged? Do you guys pay like huge medical bills for dental work? I don’t really know how things work over there but from what i’ve seen in SiCKO, with that 9/11 rescue worker, suffering from respitory problems; not being able to afford to buy a $120 ventolin inhaler type thing ($120!!!!) and then being able to get it from a Cuban pharmacy in Cuba for 5 cents, i can’t imagine how much i would’ve had to pay to get a tooth pulled out.

I eventually waited till i got back home to Brunei after i graduated before i got it extracted. It was a wisdom tooth if recall correctly. Lived with the on and off pain for probably a month or two. Could’ve probably gotten it out there and then back in Michigan. But was too lazy/uncertain about how to go about it. But regardless of all that, point being: the total amount of money i had to spend to get it extracted in Brunei?

BN$1

That’s US$0.65

65 cents

But with what little idea i have about how HMO’s work in the US, and having never been really sick or in need of anything more than advil or tylenol to cure anything while i was there, and not knowing if HMO’s have anything to do with dental care, but damn… getting hit with medical bills for hundreds, even thousands of dollars just for health care?

Coming from a country where you pay $1 to see a doctor and get whatever meds you need prescribed to you… the American health care system just seems sick.

Get well soon.

We all know what Screech has been up to since his days on the high school show, but what about his female co-stars? Well, thanks to his fast work identifying the posteriors in Name That Butt III, Dylan Murphy asked to see how the girls have grown up.

Here’s some pics of the Bell Babes from various events over the past year or so.

Apparently, Lark Voorhies must be dating Osama Bin Laden, because I could only find the one photo. And she hasn’t been in a movie or TV show since 2002. She’s also the only one of the trio who failed at being married. What a lose.

Absolutely no one was shocked when Paul Verhoeven’s Showgirls didn’t launch Elizabeth’s career as his Basic Instinct did for Sharon Stone. She’s only worked sporadically in the past few years, mostly doing one-shot TV appearances. However, she’s apparently getting decent reviews for her stage work.

The ladies’ IMDB pages demonstrate that Tiffani (she dropped the Amber) is getting the most regular work these days, appearing most recently on What About Brian (zzz), but who can forget her outstanding work in FOX’s Miami Vice-ripoff, Fastlane? Specifically, her hot tub kiss with Jaime Pressly in an episode suggestively titled “Strap On” (where are the outtakes for that one?)

FUN FACT #1: Lark is Jermaine Jackson’s niece and was once engaged to Martin Lawrence.

FUN FACT #2: Elizabeth has sectoral heterochromia, one of her eyes is half green and half brown. Kate Bosworth also has this condition.

FUN FACT #3: Tiffani is in talks to appear in the next season of Grey’s Anatomy as Dr. McDreamy’s sister. (squee!)

Yeah, it’s summer…kind of a slow celebrity picture time. Unless you count Paris bawling her eyes out in the back of an LA Sheriff’s car. So with that in mind, I think it’s time once again for…

NAME!

THAT!

BUTT!

Oh yeah…big, big prize awaits the winnar of this contest. Okay, maybe not so big…but you do get to name the subject of my next post, anyone your twisted little heart desires. So good luck to everyone! Here we go!

Ass #1 Ass #2

First person to correctly ID the girls in the black bikinis in the comments wins!

HELPFUL HINT: These ladies share the same initials.

But gets SOME points for actually owning a DS.

I had my DS on the set of Fantastic Four and I bought it for my entire cast when we wrapped. I guess I just felt bad because between takes they’d be chatting and we were in the Fantasticar and I’d always have my iPod and my DS with me. It was like fingernail-biting, gripping moments in the movie and then, “Cut!” I’d pick up my DS and try to beat my 82 age in Brain Age. I’d try to memorize all of those damn words.

HAHAHA. An 82 in Brain Age? What a dumb shit.

My personal best was 20 (the lower the score, the better, and 20 is the best score possible). Not only is Jessica Alba dumb, but she also fails at videogames.

Speaking of Brain Training games, anybody here have Big Brain Academy Wii Degree yet? Add me to your friends list and lets trade student records over WiiConnect24!!!

Evans = HOT. Alba = NOT.

I think it’s a shame that Mary isn’t as high profile as, say, Jessica fucking Alba, because i think Mary is infinitely more appealing than Jessica could ever be in my mind. Look at her! Mary’s beautiful!!!

So is anybody else into this chick or is it just me?

Cuz i’d totally do ‘er and you know it.

How is she in Planet Terror Death Proof? I still haven’t seen Grindhouse yet.

There’s this one scene in Josie and the Pussycats where RLC was wearing this skin tight, skin tone colored outfit; where if you sorta blur your eyes a bit, it almost looked like she was naked. What an almost fapworthy scene that was.

Almost as fapworthy as this scene from 11:14!

Here’s Rachel at the premiere of the new Nancy Drew movie starring Emma Roberts.