Fellow reader ‘Tom Foolery’ really wants another Jojo post. He’s been begging for one ever since he first showed up in the comments.

P.S. need some more jojo pics

Dam she’s hot, but Jojo still takes the cake

it should be a rule 1 jojo post minimum per week

Common where’s Jojo she’s got the PUSsy power on me

no no all wrong jojo beats all of them

why isn’t there more jojo, we need more jojo

meh. she’s nothing compared to jojo

like always i request for more jojo

common why is there no jojo

where is JOJO

but common more jojo

JOJO > Julianna Mauriello

common now why have i not seen jojo in weeks

The fact that Petra doesn’t make an appearance on the Lesbo Hot 100 list makes me call the entire thing into question.

For crying out loud, Suzi and I have both said we would hit it.

Possibly even at the same time.

The Maxim Hot 100 List? Fuck the Maxim Hot 100 list! Lindsay Lohan? Number one? Horseshit.

Now here’s a Hot 100 List of women, as voted for by women. LESBIAN WOMEN!

Let’s face it: Maxim doesn’t cater to lesbians. In fact, you could say it flies in the face of all that we hold dear, especially when it declares Lindsay Lohan the hottest of them all, as it did when it published The Maxim Hot 100 List last month. So we asked you, our readers, to create your own list of hotties, and you came out in droves to nominate the women you think deserve to be on the AfterEllen.com Hot 100 List. Thousands of votes later, we have the results.

Quite a few cast members from The L Word in the top 10 but that’s not surprising.

Check out the whole list here. Interesting stuff!

WAUGH!

The most recent issue of Brit lad mag Zoo poses the age-old question that mankind has struggled with since the dawn of civilization (or at least the early 60’s)…real or fake? They have thoughtfully provided examples of each to aid the mammary connoisseur in his (or her) quest to answer this dilemma.

This piques my curiosity…where does the preference of the fubar masses fall? I came up with a few possibilities:

1. Real…cuz only nature’s beauty will do.
2. Fake…cuz the bigger and rounder the better.
3. WHO CARES? BOOBS ARE BOOBS, JUST LET ME SEE THEM PLZ!

So how about it? What say you?

ps. What’s up with breast size measurement in the UK? It must be different than here in the States (or there must be something in the water over there), I’ve never seen so many E’s and F’s (even a couple FF’s and a G).

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Remember that singing Youtube chick?

Well…

Former boy band sensation and current pop star du jour Justin Timberlake has signed Esmee Denters, an 18-year-old Dutch singer who got her start by building up buzz on the ubiquitous video-sharing site, to his new record label.

I just knew he’d sign her.

Full news story here.

Thanks for the tip Matthew!

Here’s Teh Lohan doing her best Angie Jolie impersonation…

…or just being wasted off her ass, batshit crazy.

I really don’t see the need for rehab here.

Is that Vanessa Mannillo getting the knife pressed to her throat? Whoever she is, she’s cute, and that second shot is hawt. These pics almost seem to tell a story. Hmm…

After Lindsay forces Vanessa to kiss her, she submits to her passion and uses the knife to slice the spaghetti strap of Hohan’s top allowing her lush breasts to tumble free. Then cupping one full mound with her free hand, she lowers her head and…um…I’ll be right back.

>_>

I saw this on another site about a month ago. It made me laugh so i capped it. It’s a picture of Thora Birch borrowed from one of my posts.

Some more pics of Amanda from the MTV Movie Awards and Hayden at some afterparty. Jay Z’s i think.

What the fuck is that thing on Hayden’s head?

DOWNGRADE.

I’m trying to imagine what it would be like to have my hands on Amanda’s boobies. These pictures are very helpful in aiding my mind’s eye. Now excuse me while i mentally undress her.

I guess to celebrate the 10th anniversary of Lara Croft’s debut in the first Tomb Raider game, they’re getting all most of the real life Tomb Raider models together for a photoshoot. Pictured are Karima Adibebe, Nell McAndrew, Lara Weller, Lucy Clarkson and Jill De Jong.

But what’s this?! No Rhona Mitra?? Is she now too good to step back into the role that got her famous in the first place? She was the first and probably the best Lara Croft model ever! Next to Karima of course. I have Karima as my background theme on my Xbox 360 dashboard. Big boobies FTW.

Also, i would’ve thrown Petra Verkaik in there too for her contribution as an unofficial Tomb Raider model. That video of her dressed up as Lara and stripping in an empty bus (?!) provided me with many a good fap. I wish i still had it.