Hands up those of you who DIDN’T* fap to her in Wild Things and/or her Playboy shoot.

*fags

Apparently there are others who feel as I do, that Hilary Duff must not be allowed to do any further damage to the world’s music supply. But my sinister plan for Teh Duff is far more subtle than trying to rush her while she’s doing a studio appearance. It involves a ninja, string and exotic poison…but let’s just keep that between us.

This story gives me an excuse to post these pics of Hilary looking about as good as she has in quite some time. I am especially fond of the black and white one…scrolling is always acceptable.

Police officers moved quickly to take down a man who allegedly threatened to kill pop star Hilary Duff during her appearance on a Canadian TV show. Duff was being interviewed Tuesday by MuchMusic when a man in the crowd outside the studio started shouting at the 19-year-old star. According to an eyewitness, the unidentified man vowed to kill Duff, prompting several police officers to tackle him. “The cops slammed his face into the pavement,” said photographer Todd Gillis, who witnessed the incident. “He was bleeding.”

lolz crazy Canadians.

WHAT WHAT

IN THE BUTT

Here are some old promo pics of Bev from the 2004 season of 7th Heaven.

Beverley gots teh crazy eye!

Kirsten Dunst’s Spidey senses must be shot to pieces after she went on a huge pub bender.

Her boyfriend Johnny Borrell had arranged a session at the indie world’s favourite pub, the Hawley Arms in Camden, after Kirsten’s appearance at the premiere of Spider-Man 3. The 24-year-old actress began the evening at 6pm looking bright-eyed and bushy-tailed on the red carpet in Leicester Square. She wore a demure high-necked dress which reached below the knee. But two parties later, Kirsten – who by now had changed into a shorter dress with a bustier bodice – was looking more than a little dishevelled.

Whatever could have happened?

Well, after the Spider-Man 3 premiere, she went on to the afterparty at the Freemasons’ Hall in Covent Garden. After that, Johnny whisked her off to the Hawley, popular with stars like Sadie Frost and Amy Winehouse, where she apparently availed herself of the refreshments on offer.

She eventually stumbled back to the Covent Garden Hotel just before 4am.

PS: Spider-Man 3 is going to PWN.

FYI that guy standing next to her is like 6’7″.

High heels notwithstanding SHE’S STILL GIGANTIC.

FACT: She’ll be 18 in October.

Looks like rehab really does a body good…

I was unaware they had personal trainers in there.

VERDICT: MILF?

I haven’t been following Heroes at all. I stopped at episode 3. I think it was the one that ended with Hayden being topless. I’ll just wait for it to come out on DVD and watch it all in one go.

Anyhow, couch potatoes should check out this article over at tubewad.com.

Jojo, Jewel and Amanda Bynes were all at the Young Hollywood Awards plus a bunch of other celebs that i’ll MAYBE get around to posting on here if i feel like it.

There’s a nice shot of Jojo’s behind amongst the pics. I think she was wearing a thong. FAP.

But WTF happened to Amanda? I do not approve of the blonde hair and awkward dress! Weird pose too. She kind of looks like a plastic doll. I’d still hit it though. NO DOUBT.

And Jewel? What was she doing at the Young Hollywood Awards? And how many other ‘oldies’ were at the awards anyway? Not that i really care. I’d do them all, young or old. FTW.

Oh ya. Some bonus Michelle Trachtenberg from some Film Festival she was at looking as fugly as always. EW.

CONCLUSION: Jewel > Jojo > Amanda Bynes > > > > > > > > Michelle Trachtenfugly

/cue the MTD(efence)F(orce)!

Yet again!

This time from her latest appearance on Entourage.

Carla Gugino is definitely in my top 10 list if i actually had one. I should make a top 10 list someday.