Speaking of penis power, I bet Justin’s reaches 110% while viewing this post.
I only wish there were some way I could link to some burn ointment to relieve the fap chafing he’s gonna get.*
Oh, there were a few other celebs posing in their birthday suits for the May issue of Allure. Here are Marley Shelton, Kristin Chenoweth, Vanessa Williams and Cassie (who?)
*this may or may not happen**
**who am I kidding…it’s totally happening
RESPECT THE COCK. TAME THE VAGINA.
According to Nudography.com:
Actress Zooey Deschanel will do her first and possibly only nude scene when she plays tragic singer Janis Joplin later this year. The film “Gospel According to Janis” has been delayed until November, but Deschanel revealed in an interview with Cinematical that she will strip for the camera to capture the singer’s wild side. “There’s a famous series of photos of Janis wearing nothing but beads and we’re recreating that for the movie. I’ve never taken off my clothes for a role before and I doubt I’ll do it again, but to really become who Janis was I have to get into the mindset that says there’s nothing to be ashamed about.”
She was really cute in that Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy movie. So this may be worth a fap!
IN THE BUTT.
Whereas the Kinu Nishimura is based on the Capcom vs SNK 2 version of Mai with a slightly more rounded and open face, big beautiful eyes, and highly accentuated body proportions, the Aizu Project sculpt is inspired by classic King of Fighters Mai. This is the Mai we grew up with – playful, wild, and sexy. Her face is sharp and thin, the body is bodacious, and the color scheme is traditional Mai. The pose in the Aizu Project version is highly kinetic and is perhaps overly gratuitous. Edit: Painfully gratuitous.
That said, i think i like the other Mai better.
T > A
keke
I tried looking for one of those Mai Shiranui figures but couldn’t find any. I did see this Kasumi figure though but it’s wasn’t as fap/buy-worthy as the Mai figure so no sale.
Once again, didn’t get any Wii games (or PS3 games either because PS3 games suck lolz!!) but i did download Super Paper Mario and it’s pretty awesome! And to think that if i actually had to buy Super Paper Mario, that would’ve been an extra S$79 on top of everything else! lolzzz. Downloading full games for free is fun. Wiikey FTW.
PS: I would’ve just downloaded DJ Max Portable 2 but i only have a 1 gig Memory Stick and Sony Memory Sticks are fucking expensive. I hate Sony. I HOPE PS3 FAILS.
Being touted by some movie critics as the next big thing among Hollywood starlets, she had her first big role in Panic Room at the age of 12, was more recently seen in The Messengers (which a friend told me was one of the worst movies she’d ever seen), and is starring next in the upcoming In The Land of Women. She turned 17 earlier this month, and seems to be growing up nicely…
Long legs are long.
FUN FACT: Guess who Kristen replaced in Panic Room? None other than…wait for it…booblicker Hayden Panettiere.
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No updates from me this week. Unless i happen to stop by an internet cafe or something. Gonna be in Singapore till Friday Sunday so i’ll probably start posting again by this weekend next week, once i’m back. Till then, Angelbaby will be in charge. So go bug her for updates!
But before i go, here’s some important information about fisting anal that you should absolutely know about.
One of my favorite TV wives next to Leah Remini and Patricia Heaton.
Here she is in a bikini!
I remember trying/wanting to fap to her in The Lost Boys but i don’t think i ever did.
Not successfully anyway.
FAIL.
Mandy Moore is following in Hilary Duff’s footsteps and releasing a new album later this year.
According to a press release, Wild Hope is scheduled for a June 19, 2007 release. This is the first album that Moore co-wrote entirely. She wrote the songs about everything including her break up with ex-boyfriend Andy Roddick. This is her first full studio album in four years, and her first full album of entirely original material since 2001’s self-titled album.
And that’s not all she’s releasing…
zomg is dat sum Mandy butt crack?
FTW ^_^