FACT: Jessica Biel has the best body (and booty) in Hollywood.

Shame that this dress doesn’t do it justice!

Candyman. Candyman. Candyman. Candyman. Candym-

I think. I love. This video.

Three best lines?

He’s a one stop shop, makes the panties drop
He’s a one stop shop, makes my cherry pop
He’s a one stop shop, with a real big *uhh*

Oh. My. 😮

Christina > Avril

fact.

I think. I love. This video.

Note to self: Buy Avril’s third album when it comes out (April 17th!!!)

PS: Bonus points for this song being on the Burnout Dominator (?!?!!) soundtrack.

This is probably because she invented punk.

EA UNVEILS EXPLOSIVE SOUNDTRACK FOR BURNOUT DOMINATOR
Soundtrack Headlined by the World Premiere of Avril Lavigne’s New Track “Girlfriend”

CHERTSEY, UK. – February 23, 2007 – Electronic Arts (NASAQ: ERTS) today announced the complete soundtrack for its upcoming racing game, Burnoutâ„¢ Dominator. Celebrating speed and attitude, the soundtrack features 33 tracks from today’s hottest artists, including the world premiere of Avril Lavigne’s new track “Girlfriend”. Burnout Dominator is released on March 23rd for the PlayStation®2 computer entertainment system and PSP® (PlayStation®Portable) system.

WHAT. NO XBOX 360 VERSION?

Still getting it though. Loves me some Burnout. And Avril.

Full Burnout Dominator press release and song list here.

Not too many hot chicks on American Idol this year. Nevertheless, some topless pics of top 24 contestant, Antonella Barba, have turned up on the internets.

Don’t get your hopes up too high. The topless pics are of the ‘cocktease’ variety.

I think there are maybe one or two people here who actually bother watching Lost (zzz), so I figured this might be of some interest. The 33-year old, “Korean Julia Roberts” who’s made a name for herself in the U.S. from being on that show, did a shoot for the March issue of Maxim.

FUN FACT: She originally auditioned for the part of Kate on Lost, but the producers didn’t believe she was right for the part. Instead they created the character of Sun for her.

FUN FACT 2: She is a trained fighter. Her combat skills are Unarmed, Quarter Staff, Broad Sword and Tae Kwon Do. 😮

Personally, I don’t see what all the fuss is about…

Grace Park > Yunjin Kim

As you know, many women are getting their vaginas surgically enhanced (designer vaginas) to make them prettier and more feminine. Can you distinguish which female genitals designer vaginas and which are natural?

Take the test here!

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and today it is also in the click of your mouse. Consider the key key aspects of nipple appearance, nipple projection and areola size, and then cast your vote for the perfect nipple. It’s simple to do, click on the square with your favorite nipple then click “cast your vote”.

Pick the perfect nipple here!

In keeping with the musical theme of the posts of late (Grammys, McPheever, What What, Bald Brit) I bring you one of my faves, Jewel.

I’m not real sure where these pics come from, though it would appear that she’s on a talk show of some sort. The kind where they make some food and sing some songs, evidently. Regardless, she’s displaying her bounteous cleavage, and that’s always yumb.

Hopefully, these scrumtrulescent pics will help soothe your optic nerves of the pain caused by ‘What What’ and Britney’s new look.

I still need to pick up her last album, I heard it was supposedly a return to her early folksy sound.

Acoustic Jewel > Dance Jewel

HAIRLESS AS THE DAY SHE WAS BORN.

PRESUMABLY.

PS: WHAT WHAT IN MY BUTT > BALD BRITNEY SPEARS