So I learned a couple of things from my Grammy post…

1. Lots of you think Ashlee will never be the hawtness equal of her sister.

2. Lots of you have serious cases of McPheever, and aren’t looking for a cure.

Therefore, I present the first post dedicated solely to Kat on fubar. These might not be the freshest pics available of her, but I think they are some of the hotter ones.

2006 American Music Awards

2006 Billboard Music Awards

Cover and promo pics for her first album

With legs like that, who cares if she once dabbled in Scientology? What I wouldn’t give to have stems like hers… 🙁

The Grammys were Sunday night. I didn’t watch (zzz) but as usual I was curious what everyone wore to the awards. Seems like metallics were the fashion of the evening, and many girls changed outfits from the show to the afterparties. So after scouring teh intarwebs, here’s some of what I consider the highlights…

Christina Aguilera (notice she’s still collecting Grammys while Britney collects cellulite)

Scarlett Johansson (not the best she’s ever looked, but not the worst either)

Katharine McPhee (hmm…where was that old guy she lost to? guess they must’ve forgot to invite him)

Nelly Furtado (she looked really cute…love the hair)

Jessica Simpson (look at me, I’m a brunette now…plz take me seriously)

Ashlee Simpson (all that surgery pays off…finally surpasses big sis in the looks department)

Shakira (good lawd that’s a lot of hair)

Vanessa Minnillo (gotta hand it to Nick Lachey, quite an upgrade)

Maria Menounos (I’m always getting her and Minnillo mixed up…I bet Nick has done ’em both…at the same time)

Petra Nemcova (yes she’s still dating the “You’re Beautiful” guy…that song makes me throw up in my mouth a little everytime I hear it)

Zuleyka Rivera (who? yeah I dunno either…but she’s a hottie)

Whew…that was a lot of work! But where were the two hawt Jessicas (Alba and Biel) for this soirée? I was hoping they’d at least hit one of the afterparties in some sessy duds. Lose.

I THINK THIS IS THE PRETTY/LESS UGLY ONE.

I CAN NEVER TELL BETWEEN THE TWO.

M.I.L.F

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT SINCE MARCH 7 1996. THAT ISSUE OF ROLLING STONE WAS SUCH A COCKTEASE.

I SUGGEST FAPPING TO THIS POST HASTE.

IN BEFORE THE LAWYERS ISSUE A C&D.

UPDATE: SORRY PIC HAD TO BE TAKEN DOWN. LAWYERS ISSUED A C&D.

UPDATE 2: FUCK THE C&D.

PS: THE PIC IS REAL BUT SOMEBODY NEEDS TO PHOTOSHOP IN A BETTER FACIAL EXPRESSION.

Is the Internet ready for another Jennifer Aniston nude photo scandal? This one appears to even include vince Vaughn, as the stills may be from the film, ‘The Break Up.’ According to the gang at Jossip, there are allegedly some new nudes of Jennifer Aniston floating around and they will soon be available for sale. Of course, Jen’s lawyers have sprang into action and are already trying to shut down any and all who are trying to score some cash of Jennifer’s well toned body.

The photos apparently are from ‘The Break Up.’ In the film, Jen does a nude scene while trying to impress co-star Vince Vaughn’s character after getting her ‘Telly Savalas’ to tease her boyfriend and try to keep him from bailing on the relationship.

The mischievous Manhattanites give this report: Lavely & Singer, the Los Angeles power law firm that plays guardian to folks like Colin Farrell, is getting in touch with publications who might be interested in publishing a “nude or partially nude” photo of Jennifer Aniston that was, supposedly, unlawfully appropriated from footage shot for The Break Up, co-starring real-life fictional romance Vince Vaughn.

As you can imagine, they don’t want the photo out there, as you’ll recall what happened the last time a topless Aniston pic made the rounds. Teaming up with NBC Universal – which brokered The Break Up – they’re firing off this note to anyone who might be tempted to purchase those leaked pics.

The preemptive cease and desist goes on to say that should you be in possession of any of said photos, you must return them to NBC Universal.

SHE GETS TOTALLY NAKED IN ALPHA DOG.

TO BAD YOU CAN’T SEE SHIT.

I’D HIT IT.

I REALLY WOULD.

IS IT STILL OKAY TO FAP TO ANNA NICOLE SMITH IF SHE’S DEAD?

LIKE HOW I DID WITH THAT ONE DEAD INTERNET WHORE?

DISCUSS.

She may not have invented punk, but Trachtenbabe is teh hawt. Even in black and white.

mmmmm…Trachtenyumb.

AVRIL LAVIGNE ACTUALLY INVENTED PUNK.

I DID A SEARCH ON GOOGLE AND IT ACTUALLY SAID SO.

SEE.