Leelee Sobieski. She’s my latest obsession. I wanna try to make it a point to go out and see all her movies. She’s only a temporary obsession mind you. Because at the end of the day, i’ll always go back to my Kirsten Dunst.

Ah Kirsten Kirsten Kirsten… you know, it wasn’t until i bought the Bring It On DVD that i discovered how her name was pronounced ‘Key-urs-sten’. Previously, i’d always thought it was ‘Kurs-sten’.

So yes, the next time you think of her, think ‘Key-urs-sten Dunst’. And not ‘Kurs-sten Dunst’.

I went to McDonalds yesterday. Got myself a Big Mac Extra meal and a McChicken Junior. They’d only recently introduced the Big Mac Extra here in Malaysia. It’s basically just a normal Big Mac with four beef patties instead of two… just in case you’ve never heard of such a thing. One Big Mac Extra, one McChicken Junior, large fries and a large Coke. Ate and drank everything.

I couldn’t move after afterwards.

So the US and the British have launched a counterstrike on Afganistan. It’s about time i say. I hope they get each and every single one of those Taliban motherfuckers and all of Osama bin Laden’s cronies. I bought the October 1st issue of Time magazine sometime last week. The one with the picture of Osama bin Laden’s ugly mug on the cover. Reading about the Taliban and all the terrorist attacks over years makes me mad. I really hope they get those pieces of shit. I can’t believe that fucker Bin Laden even thinks of himself a Muslim. Now i’m sure that i don’t have to explain what Islam really is all about because you’ve probably already learnt a few things about Islam and through recent other news articles and whatnot defending the religion and how Islam isn’t at all about Jihads or terrorism… and for me to read about this Osama bin Laden fucker preaching about killing in the name of God… just makes me sick to my fucking stomach.

That assfuck can go to hell for all i care.

I just hope they do as much damage to the Taliban as possible. But as much as i support the joint US-British strikes as of late, i wouldn’t want it to drag on for too long. And that there won’t be too many innocent casualities of war. In a perfect world, there shouldn’t even be any crazy fanatical Islamic Taliban waste of human space terrorist supporters. There should even be terrorists of any kind in the first place. But this is a far cry from a perfect world that we’re living in. And it’s people like Osama bin Laden that makes it worse. And those fucking Taliban fucks too. Human society makes me sick sometimes.

A young Ernest Hemingway once wrote: The world is a fine place and is worth fighting for.

I believe in the second part.

Okay so i stole that line for the ending of Se7en but i thought i’d use it to make it seem like i have deep thoughts that go beyond Leelee Sobieski naked.

Anyway.

Have i ever mentioned that i have a Jesus freak for a roommate? I think he’s a Mormon. He’s from Africa. Now i don’t have any beef with the guy but two things about him piss me off. The fact that he likes the ceiling fan in the room on at the 3rd speed level and the fact that he wakes up at ungodly hours of the morning and puts on these ‘inspirational’ music CD’s (you know, those gospel-ly choir-ish God music) at an annoying loud volume while he prays.

I usually like the fan on at speed level number 5 because it’s fucking hot here in the dorms and we don’t have any a/c. And everytime i’d put it up while he’s asleep, he’d wake up half an hour later to put it down. ARGH. LEAVE IT AT 5 PLEASE. He sleeps with his shirt off without a blanket. GET A FUCKING BLANKET IF IT’S TOO ‘COLD’ FOR YOU. And for the love of Kirsten Dunst, i wish he’d just put the volume down at a reasonable rate so as it’s not too soft enough to actually hear and not too loud enough as to wake me the fuck up and give him the finger while he’s not looking.

I’ve never mentioned anything to him about the fan speed or the volume of his music.

Because i’m a nice guy.

You know, i’m not the only one who thinks that Leelee Sobieski looks like Helen Hunt. I was showing Leong the trailers for The Glass House, Joy Ride and Here On Earth last night and he remarked:

“Aiii?? Helen Hunt ah? That Helen Hunt ah?? Wah looks like Helen Hunt leh. Same oh… Helen Hunt ah?”

In my mind, i was thinking, why the hell would Helen Hunt be making out with Paul Walker? She’s probably twice his age or something. Of course it’s not Helen Hunt.

But i didn’t say anything. Because i’m a nice guy. Eventually he saw the cast members’ names and confirmed his own doubts as to whether it was Helen Hunt. Or not.

I used to be on the Social Council back in my old school. Which is ironic considering that i’m hardly what one would call a social person. Not to say that i’m not friendly or anything. One of my previous ex girlfriend once said that i can be too friendly at times. But that’s not the point. I don’t talk much you see. I have absolutely no communication skills whatsoever. Which is, again ironic, considering that i’m a mass communications major.

Jia Hui has officially replaced Zil as my mostest favoritest online person/bully victim on the net.

Zil is never online anymore. I think she’s dead.

I’m kidding of course. Spoke to her on the phone two days ago. But as far as her site goes, yes, she’s dead.

I’d like to make public the fact that i absolutely adore Jia Hui and her writing. She’s goofy as can be. She doesn’t like to be referred to as goofy though. But she is. She’s possibly the most consistently funniest bloggers out there. Not only that, she posts regularly too.

And we both have similar inner monkeys. Although she doesn’t like to admit it. Because that would make her a dirty horny old woman. But yes, we have similar inner monkeys.

The other day, i was telling her about the great fun that is reading realdoll.com‘s faqs page. If you haven’t read it yet, i suggest you go now and do so. The faqs page that they have is just so unintentionally funny. I dare you not to laugh at some of the questions on there.

I know i said i was gonna watch The Musketeer sometime soon. But i still haven’t gotten around to it. I dunno, it’s just that after seeing what Peter Hyams did with End OF Days… it’s kind of a tough sell to wanna spend 2 hours watching another one of his movies. Even despite it having Hong Kong choreographed fight sequences.

Peter Hyams = hack director.

It’s funny how – as the number of my hits go up (1700+/1900+ a day this past week) – the number of people who comment on my posts – have gone down.

I was checking out my referrals and i noticed this site has me linked. The guy who runs it has ‘Tan’ as his last name.

I could make a good Stacey Tan/ Pearly Tan/ Derrick Tan joke right now…

…but i won’t.

Yes. He is Malaysian. In fact, they’re all Malaysian. I’ve been getting quite a number of Malaysians reading my site/coming here for porn now.

This is not a porn site.

Speaking of porn, i read somewhere that ‘Osama bin Laden’ has knocked ‘sex’ off the top spot as the most requested search engine query. Anyway, for over the past month now, i’ve been noticing how people have been getting free hits off of Osama bin Laden search requests. And i realized that i haven’t been capitalizing on his stupid name. So in a effort to score free hits, i’ve decided to dedicate a small portion of this post to listing out potential Osama bin Laden search queries. Hoepfully Google will spider in this page into their index and i’ll be getting a million hits off of all the potential Osama bin Laden search engine referrals.

Osama bin Laden porn, Osama bin Laden sex, Osama bin Laden wife pics, Osama bin Laden dead, Osama bin Laden i want to kill, Osama bin Laden must die, Osama bin Laden autopsy pics, Osama bin Laden’s beard, Osama bin Laden poster, Osama bin Laden wanted dead or alive t-shirt, Osama bin Laden preteen lesbian sex pics, Osama bin Laden bombed to death, Osama bin Laden eat my balls, Osama bin Laden book, Osama bin Laden penis, Osama bin Laden sex change, Osama bin Laden lookalike, Osama bin Laden underwear, Osama bin Laden found, Osama bin Laden fucked by a skyscraper, Osama bin Laden naked nude topless, Osama bin Laden tombstone, Osama bin Laden terrorist organization, Osama bin Laden eat my shit, Osama bin Laden lick my pubes eww, Osama bin Laden Taliban, Osama bin Laden captured, Osama bin Laden assasinated, Osama bin Laden assasinated by Japanese ninjas, Osama bin Laden assasinated by David Hasselhoff, Osama bin Laden movie, Osama bin Laden hidden porno video, Osama bin Laden goes to hell, Osama bin Laden’s secret hideout location, Osama bin Laden address, Osama bin Laden biography, Osama bin Laden feet pics, Osama bin Laden conspiracy theory, Osama bin Laden plot, Osama bin Laden number one news source, Osama bin Laden CIA FBI NSA ATF DEA DOA, Osama bin Laden most wanted, Osama bin Laden fucked in the ass, Osama bin Laden’s cave, Osama bin Laden gay pics, Osama bin Laden beard trimmer, Osama bin Laden extremist, Osama bin Laden deluded, Osama bin Laden CNN news archive, Osama bin Laden die Osama die.

That think that pretty much covers it all.

I hope to see an increase in hits over the next month or so as a result of this.

I am the smartest man in the world.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: zhang ziyi
From: “Jay 888” <jay88_420@hotmail.com>
Date: Sat, Oct 6 2001 11:13:08 PM +0800
Attachments: z3.jpg, z4.jpg

Hey. You have one awesome site. You probably have one of the best free
celebrity galleries around. Anyway, I read somewhere in your entries that you like Zhang Ziyi. I got some Zhang Ziyi pics stored somewhere in my hard drive along with thousands more of nude or scantily clad celebrities. I really don’t mind sharing them since I don’t have much use for it. Would you like to trade or something like that? I’m looking for rare pics of Stacy from xtacy.org. I think she is really hot. I noticed that you have her link at your page and she has just plugged your site at hers. (so maybe you have some or have access to her pics, maybe)

I attached a couple of Zhang Ziyi pics.(but I have more) If you are
interested in trading pics, then send me a couple of Stacy’s pics. (not pics that can be sourced from her site or camrecord) But if you’re busy or not interested, then let’s just say that the couple of pics I attached are my contribution to your awesome site. But if we start trading, you could probably double the size of your celebrity gallery in a week.

Thanks.

J.

Btw, I’m also from southeast asia.
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Ah yes, Zhang Ziyi. A former obsession of mine. Yes she’s hot. Christy Chung’s hot too. She’s MILF. But anyway, yeah. Thanks for ZZ pics you sent. They were crap but thanks anyway. Ha.

It’s the thought that counts.

Nah, but seriously i think the ones she did for FHM are as good as it gets. Unless she does another similar photo shoot sometime in the near future. And you know, to tell you the truth, i don’t really see my gallery as all that great. I mean, look at it, it’s so half assed. No thumbnails and not even a proper page to hold the pics themselves. Just an ugly old index.

But anyway, i’d love to trade pics with ya but the problem is, i don’t really have any pics to trade with you. All i’ve got are the pics that’re already on my site. It’s not like i have thousands of similarly themed unposted pics stored away on my hard drive or anything. I wish i did but i don’t. And the ones that i do have are just backups of the ones that’re on the site. Just incase i lose them all in a server crash or something.

I’m also kinda tight on server space right now. I’ve only got like… 25 out of 75 megs left or something like that. So i’m actually trying to cut down on the amount of pics that i have stored on the server. Wouldn’t to run out of space to store all the posts. I’d ask for more server space from Solosier (my host) but he’s really anal about giving me more.

Oh and about Stacy… no man. Just because we have our pages linked and she’s plugged me a few times, doesn’t mean that i have access to her pics. Or any ‘rare’ ones for that matter. And even if i did have any ‘rare’ (i’m assuming you mean scantily clad or naked pics) of her, i sure as hell wouldn’t give them to you. Yeah she’s hot i agree but she’s also a real person… and if i did have any ‘rare’ pics of her naked or otherwise, i don’t think she’d appreciate it too much if i just gave em out to anybody who asks nicely.

I’d be happy to send you some of MY ‘rare’ pics though. Wanna trade? Haha.

I am such a bastard.

Yes. Nothing like a good THAT time of month story to put you off eating.

Forever.

I’m hungry. I haven’t eaten all day.

I should really start learning to reply to my e-mail personally and not just post them up on the site.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: FUBAR
From: “Timothy B. Monahan” TimMonahan2@hotmail.com
Date: Sun, Oct 7 2001 4:12:38 PM -0400

Damn fine site my man. Glad I found it.

I noticed you have also seen the Libby Hoeler series…what happened to the links you had on your site?

It seems she has been removed from the internet for some reason…

Tell me what’s up.
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You noticed the *some chick dancing* links huh? (I’ve been ‘threatened’ once to not refer to her as Libby Hoeler)

(I’m exagerrating of course)

Anyway, yeah you’re right. The links don’t work anymore. That’s because the videos have been moved onto another server. I should fix those links.

I personally have all the videos on my laptop (but don’t tell anyone that) but yeah, if you want the new links to the vids, here ya go.

The new “some chick (*coughlibbyhoelercough*) dancing” links:

• Some Chick Dancing (part 1)
• Some Chick Dancing (part 2)
• Some Chick Dancing (part 3)
• Some Chick Dancing (part 4)
• Some Chick Dancing (part 5 – final show of Libby Hoeler… i mean, some chick dancing. damn!)

Anyway, i got vids off of cupfart.com. They’ve got some pretty sweet videos. CHECK EM OUT.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject:
From: “Kel” kel@kel.org.uk
Date: Mon, Oct 8 2001 9:11:12 AM +0100

just been to badinagoodway – really nice design

im off to read the rest of it

Cheers

Kel

www.kel.org.uk
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Cor blimey!

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: so your the great ash huh
From: “Lavender Goodchild” bluekeyboardpad@hotmail.com
Date: Sat, Oct 6 2001 9:39:46 PM -0400

Hello monkey boy. If you are ash then maybe you can help me a bit then ehh? Look i had bad dreams about you when i was younger and the dreams about you mostly ended but now i have diffrent nightmare so how do i stop these stupid ass things? Also have you noticed any large amount of zombie activity latley. Thats what the dreams are about and recently i bought( Yes they have one out) a copy of the necronomicon and it says in their the dead will rise and eat the flesh of the living. lovley thought huh? Well i dont wish to see it happen so please reply ( Those stupid dinky dream catchers dont work you know and i spent 7 bucks of my cash on one and is it small. Never trust anyone at a crafts fair!)
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And people say i’m weird.

For those of you who have no idea as to what this guy is talking about, direct yourself to this page. I once ‘quit’ my site and got Ash (from the Evil Dead trilogy… of movies) to post. For a grand total of three days.

Funny thing was that some people actually believed that Ash really was real. I shit you not. Of course, unless you’re a complete idiot, you would know that it was all just me pretending to be Ash. Duh. But anyway, yeah. I posted as Ash.

There was one other e-mail that i recieved that had something to do with Zhang Ziyi and Stacy. I don’t have it with me right now (deleted it but i saved a copy on my Mac) so yeah, i’ll probably post it up sometime later or something.

Yes. You can tell that i have absolutely nothing to talk about when i start posting up e-mails.

To everybody who has e-mailed me within the past few days, you’ll have to forgive my apparent lazy bastardness at replying and just sit tight.

If i don’t reply to you personally, i might just post up a reply on the site or something. It’s a bit of a dastardly deed really. Posting up your e-mails on my site. I wouldn’t be surprised if people started not e-mailing me altogether in fear of me them up.

I’m a bastard like that.

Anyway, i’ve got my American Studies class in like… ooh… 7 minutes. I’m out.

Went out to buy a coupla VCD’s two nights ago night. Bought:

• The Musketeer
• Zoolander
• The Glass House
• Don’t Say A Word

I’ve actually just finished watching Zoolander before i started typing out this post. That movie is fucking hilarious. It’s not exactly a laugh a minute but it is ridiculously funny in places. Emphasis on ridiculous. Yeah it’s a dumb movie but it’s meant to be that way. So if you’re ever gonna watch it, watch it with an open mind. Don’t expect to much out of it and you’ll probably even like it. I know i did.

And as stupid a movie as it is though, i gotta give it props for all the celebrity cameos they managed to get in the movie. Seriously, everyone from Fred Durst to Fabio is in it. David Bowie, Natalie Portman, David Duchovny, Sandra Bernhard, Winona Ryder, Billy Zane… shit, i can’t even remember half of them. There’re WAY more cameos in this movie than i’ve ever seen in any other movie.

And the whole Malaysian president thing… that was just the funniest shit! Man, this movie is SO gonna get banned over here! Haha. I wouldn’t be surprised if it already is! And the best part… when Ben Stiller actually speaks Malay at the end of the movie! HAHAHA! Some Malaysians are probably gonna be offended by the less than flattering portrayal of Malaysia (that’s at the beginning of the movie) but i thought it was funny as hell. It’s was NOTHING at all like ANYTHING in Malaysia. In fact it looked more like China really. Haha. Even the president of Malaysia looked Chinese!

And that Ben Stiller speaking Malay.

Man… that’s something i would’ve NEVER thought i’d see happen. Haha!

Hey waitaminute. Does Malaysia even HAVE a president? I know they have Prime Minister… and a King or Sultan or whatever… but a President? Hmm.

Anyway, i also managed to watch The Glass House just before i put on Zoolander. I’d actually seen the VCD on sale for quite a while now. And i never thought too much of it till i downloaded the trailer yesterday. Downloaded practically EVERY trailer that’s on this page and a coupla more from these ones.

Watched the Joy Ride trailer. Noticed Leelee Sobieski. Saw The Glass House’s trailer. Noticed Leelee Sobieski again. Here On Earth… Leelee Sobieski! Remembered Eyes Wide Shut… and hey! Again! Leelee Sobieski! With minimal clothing!

And so i came to the conclusion that Leelee ‘i want her on my lap’ Sobieski is hot. And i went out and bought The Glass House.

Thought it was gonna be a piece of shit movie (because it was never really given any advance hype) but it’s actually pretty decent. And even if it was crap, i’d still watch it just so i could look at Leelee ‘i have a funky name’ Sobieski. She’s hot. Did i mention that?

She’s like a younger hotter version of Helen Hunt. She also kinda reminds me of Jewel. And Renee Zellweger. But that’s stretching it a bit too far.

Closest i’d say is that she looks like a younger hotter version of Helen Hunt.

Did i mention that Leelee Sobieski’s hot?

I took some screenshots off the VCD of her in a two piece bikini. And one of her with clothes on. Not exactly the best looking shots ever but hey, you can’t really expect DVD quality screenshots off of a VCD now can you?

Trust me, she looks better moving than she does in these pics.

Just stare at her boobs and ignore how the pictures make her look fat.

Because she’s not.

She’s hot.

I want her on my lap.

I’ll watch The Musketeer later today. I have the trailer for that too. The Hong Kong choreographed fight scenes look so fucking cool. Reminds me of the old Jackie Chan flicks. Elaborate fights on ladders in warehouse type environs… COOL.

Naked Mena Suvari too.

But it’s PG-13 so don’t get your hopes up if you haven’t already seen the flick. Go watch American Beauty for Suvari boobies.

Don’t Say A Word… i don’t even know why i bought that. I’ve had the trailer on my Mac for a while now. Seems kinda run of the mill. I hope it’s got some good plot twists or something. And i really hope the fight sequences in The Musketeer are as good as the trailer makes em out to be. I’m a bit dubious about The Musketeer. What with is being directed by that hack director Peter Hyams.

I mean geez, how bad was End Of Days??

If anything, i’ll be watching it for the fight sequences. Hong Kong style swordfights in a Three Musketeers movie?

I’m there.

I’ve been very lazy.

…you’ll find that there’s actually a blog hidden underneath all the naked women on this site…

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: question about your sight.
From: “STANLEY LOWMAN” SJLENTERPISE@email.msn.com
Date: Fri, Oct 5 2001 1:19:33 AM -0400

hey, i have a question for you. i was looking at some of those pics and was wondering what movie the pic(s) of tare reid (treid4.jpg to be exact) was taking from. i would like to see more of it / her.
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First of all, my sight is fine. I have 20/20 vision.

But to answer your question, those shots of Tara Reid came from the movie ‘Body Shots’. Sadly, she’s only ever appeared nude on film once. Twice if you count ‘The Big Lebowski’. So those are pretty much the only nude shots of her that you can get. At least until she does another R rated flick.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: 1 more quick question
From: “STANLEY LOWMAN” SJLENTERPISE@email.msn.com
Date: Fri, Oct 5 2001 1:21:54 AM -0400

is there anyway you can get some of those those same style pics of 2 other actresses…Lacey Chabert and Kirsten Storms. There are suppose to be some revealing pics of Kirsten out there somewhere. Kirsten Storms is on DAys of Our Lives as Belle Black and Lacey Chabert played Claudia on Party of Five. Thanks again.
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And second of all, your ‘1 more quick question’ is actually longer than your ‘first shorter question’.

Anyway, Lacey Chabert, to my knowledge, has never done anything remote nude ever. The closest you can ever get to seeing wearing the leastest amount of clothes ever can be seen here:

• Lacey Chabert 1
• Lacey Chabert 2
• Lacey Chabert 3And who the fuck is Kirsten Storms? I only know Kirsten Dunst. Kirsten Storms? Never heard of her. Days Of Our Lives? Never watched it. But i checked out this Kirsten Storms anyway… and hey, she pretty hot. But from the looks of it, i don’t think there are any pics of her out there in the ‘same style’ as Tara Reid’s.

  Unless somebody else can prove me wrong. I dunno. I wasn’t enthused enough to double check so i could be wrong.

  Funnily enough Stacey (spelt S.T.A.C.E.Y) signed my guestbook and said:

  “…and yeah, ever heard of laetitia casta. go look her up.”

  And so i did.

• Laetitia Casta 1
• Laetitia Casta 2
• Laetitia Casta 3
• Laetitia Casta 4
• Laetitia Casta 5
• moreAnd as a bonus (of sorts), here’s Christina Ricci topless
• Christina Ricci 1
• Christina Ricci 2Okay, i think that’s enough of naked women for today.

Hm hm hmm…

I’m feeling generous today.

I’m feeling horny too but that’s beside the point.

Anyway, school server’s being quite SLOW today. Not that any of you would really care but it is kinda impairing my posting… ability. As in i can’t post because it takes 20 minutes just to get into GreyMatter and 78 hours just for my site to load up… halfway through… and then time out.

So here i am in a cybercafe. Feeling generous. And horny.

Alright i’m kidding about the first two.

But no, all joking aside, i’ve been looking through my own site a bit and i’ve noticed a coupla new visitors checking it out. And one unexpected one too. Sophie posted a comment to one of my posts. If you’ve been reading long enough, i’m sure you know who she is. Actually, i’m surprised she still even checks this site out. I would’ve thought she’d hate me for life after we ‘broke up’. In fact i think she does. Ha.

And then there’s this Regine chick. Who’s apparently really anal about how i spell Stacey’s name. Which is ironic considering Stacey spells her name Stezsie in her URL. Which is obviously not how you spell Stacy. Or Stacey. Yet i don’t hear her complaining.

And of course, the main reason why i’m even writing this super exciting super interesting post… is because i wanna announce a new link.

No i mean:

No i really mean:

Alright, i’m just plain mean.