So this one time right, i was rubbing my cat’s belly. And i guess he got horny or something and he sort of pissed on my hand. Either that or maybe he came.

Once upon a time, i was fucking around on google and i ended up on this page. I don’t exactly remember how i got there or why i followed that link (i must’ve been looking up AOL hate pages or something) but i remember being incredibly entertained by that article. And then i started looking around and reading the pop culture section and i thought “wow. this is a really good site”. I must’ve spent the better part of the night just looking around and reading up on all the posts and articles that caught my eye. It was just a really good site. I actually thought that Amy, the owner of the site, was probably some sort of internet celebrity. I even googled her site to see if it was linked on any other big sites. To my surprise i didn’t even find a single mention of her page on any other site at all.

So i decided to write her an e-mail saying how much i enjoyed her site. Thinking that she probably gets fanmail everyday, i decided to just keep it short and simple. I was a little intimidated though because here i was, a guy that had a site with fucking underage actresses on it saying omg masturbatory heaven up top, writing to a feminist and hoping that she didn’t mind me linking to her. I was half expecting her to reply and just go “TAKE MY LINK OFF YOUR SITE NOW” and tell me what a sick perverted guy i was but she didn’t! Which was a relief.

Turned out that she wasn’t in fact an internet celebrity and that her little brother was pretty much the only one that really read and enjoyed her site at the time. Anyhow, i’m glad that she has more readers/fans now thanks to my link (at least i *think* it’s because of my link). I notice a number of you regular fubar commenters leaving comments on her site too. So that’s pretty cool. I’m a bit surprised that a google search for sites that link to afterophelia.com still only lists mine as the sole linker because i’m know there are some others that do now (and if there aren’t there should be). Doing a google search for web pages that contain the term afterophelia.com turns up some fairly amusing results though.

I don’t really have a point to make and i guess this whole post is just a glorifed plug but all in all, afterophelia.com is a great site and everybody should link to it*.

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* and i’m not just saying this to try to get into Amy’s pants. but it would be nice nonetheless.

What happened to Britney Spears’ breasts?

Even i have bigger breasts.

I was actually gonna post this up this past Monday and i had it all written up on BBEdit until the fucking app decided to quit itself and return to it’s default demo state. And i had to fucking re-register the fucking serial number* over again. It’s fucking gay. It does that every like coupla days or so. It never used to happen with the old 6.X version. BBEdit 7.1 BLOWS.

Anyhow, i’m gonna do my best to rewrite the whole post word by word without any changes. Well. Maybe just a few. Oh. It’s going to be boring so skip it if you hate my blog posts.

So i had a fairly enjoyable day yesterday (Sunday). Spent pretty much the whole day with a bunch of my old highschool buddies, Tim, Maslina and Nikki, the same 3 girls i went out with about a month and a half ago (which i posted about here). Oh, except Joel was with us this time. So it was the 5 of us all cramped into one car, driving halfway around Brunei visiting other old highschool friends’ houses. I think we hit up about 6 or 7 houses that day. Fun times.

Nikki looked especially good that day. I mean really good. And i’m not just saying that because she was my first girlfriend ever or because i know she stalks my site silently from time to time (LURKER) but it’s a fact, she looked damn good that day. I’ve come to the realization that i really admire her as a person. She’s smart, funny and fucking weird/goofy/kooky as hell. She’s what i would call a really great catch. Which is a pretty funny thing for me to actually say, “a really great catch”, because back when i was still at JIS, i had a girl friend of mine, Michelle, calling me a ‘fisherman’ and that i liked to catch ‘big fish’ (whatever the hell that meant).

(okay actually i do know what that meant. but really, it wasn’t my fault i was going out with a girl that had breasts the size of australia at the time)

Anyhow, there were times when i was just sitting there in the car with the four of them just listening to them goofing around and i just couldn’t help but think, “damn, whoever ends up with Nikki one day is gonna be a very lucky guy” (as cliche as that is. but it’s true). It actually makes me proud of the fact that she was my first girlfriend ever. Even though it was just an admittedly silly fifth/sixth grade ‘relationship’ (loosely put). Although i can’t really say if the feeling is mutual on her part. I hardly think the dubious ‘distinction’ of having someone like me as her first ever boyfriend is something she would be proud of. Haha. Especially since i was such a fucking UBER nerd back then (and i probably still am today). Sillyness notwithstanding, and for what it’s worth, i really am proud to be able to say that she was my first ever girlfriend.

What’s really stupid though is the fact that after we broke up, i didn’t speak to her for like 5 years. Not a single word. It was only after 5 years when i was walking around with Tim and Maslina and we bumped into her during this thing that was going on at school and we stopped to have a chat with her (i just stood silently off to the side of course) when she said to me “Do you want something to drink?” (she was holding a tray of free drinks at the time) and i said “Yeah”.

And that was it. The only thing i ever said to her after 5 years. Nothing else. Just one word. lol. And it was only after another 3 more years before i would ever speak to her again. This was when they (Nikki, Tim and Maslina) came over to visit me at my place just before i was about to leave for Michigan back in December 2001. But that time, i actually did talk to her (more than just one word this time. shocking. i know) and i remember feeling REALLY awkward about it. Hahaha. It wasn’t really much (just about school stuff) but hey, at least we were talking. And that was 2 years ago. It really hasn’t been until about a month and a half ago when we actually started TALKING talking (it was the night after that last outing we all had, on MSN). I actually kinda regret the fact that i’ve been missing out on fucking 10 years of friendship with her just because i have this thing about not EVER trying to stay in touch with any of my ex’s after breaking up with them. I guess she’s the first exception. We still talk every now and then and it’s always been a pleasure whenever we do. Even though it’s mostly just on MSN. She’s a really great girl and it’s hard to find someone who’s and equally SIB* * like her here in Brunei.

I spent most of the day sitting in the back seat of the car right behind her and staring at the back of her head. I don’t know what but i had this really incredible urge to give her a noogie. But i didn’t.

I’m so fucking weird like that.

Plus she probably would’ve kicked my ass if i’d done that.

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* perhaps it’s because i’m using an illegaly obtained serial number? hehehe

* * SUPERIOR INTELLIGENT BEING (which is what she thinks we are apparently)

I find it rather amusing that exactly one year ago today, i posted this up. And here i am today still wanting to be Avril Lavigne. I should’ve signed up for that ‘Becoming Avril Lavigne‘ show on MTV last year. MTV should’ve then picked me instead of that dumb canadian chick who looked and acted nothing like Avril Lavigne at all. I would’ve made a really sexy Avril. Throw on a wig, shave my legs, stuff a bra and get a brazilian wax and i’m all set. Hot damn. I’d fuck me.

Also notice that two days later, the site DIED. And didn’t come back to life again till like, February the next year.

Would you hold it against me if that happened again this year? Hehehe.

“My body is changing. I just got boobs, and i now have hips. I’m like a size 6 or 8 now, and i like the way i look; i’m proud of it. Things fit me differently now – like i never would have had the cleavage to wear a dress like this before. My body’s a little more womanly, so i’m dressing sexier. I like pencil skirts because they hug in all the right places” – Mandy Moore

zzombielunch: i cant believe the amount of fucking adware spyware and trojan progs on my “good” computer rendering it crippled. i am so fucking angry rite now i just mite bust a nut.
psykotik2k: get rid of them
zzombielunch: ooo how i try, but they’re encoded deep, i have to deregister the .dll files in dos
zzombielunch: and even that isn’t working.
psykotik2k: reformat!
zzombielunch: *cries*
psykotik2k: see, this is why macs rule. macs dont get viruses and trojans and spyware and shit.
psykotik2k: switch! think different!

Macs are so punk

update by host:

But pottedmeat’s Powerbook is so much sweeter

update by me:

Avril’s Powerbook is MUCH better. Just like mine! Damn we’re so punk.

For about a whole month now, i’ve been pondering on this one thought.

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I really don’t have anything to say. I was thinking about getting nipple rings. Yup. That’s about it.

Have a good day, kids.

Did anyone catch SNL this past weekend? Paris Hilton was on it.

Made me laugh.