There was once a time where i could NOT get on AIM without being bombarded by 20+ IMs from people thinking that i was Avril Lavigne within the first 2 minutes of signing on. Thankfully, it doesn’t happen anymore. Well maybe once every coupla months or so. And then there’s the occasional smart aleck who goes:

05/12/03 6:59 PM
arexhawker: hey, you’re avril rite?
Auto response from psykotik2k: The answer is NO

…knowing full well that i’m not.

But all in all, i kinda miss ‘being’ Avril. Hehe. Mind you, it wasn’t like i actually set out to ‘become’ her. Two summers ago, i had her prominently displayed on my site layout. There were pictures of her everywhere. And this was before she got really famous. Nobody knew who she was. But hey i plugged the hell out of her to the point where people actually got sick of her before she even got ‘big’. Hohoho.

SOMEHOW, people started getting the idea that i was Avril Lavigne. I don’t know why but they just did. And then word of mouth spread about psykotik2k being Avril Lavigne on AIM and from then on i just got blasted with IMs from Avril fans whenever i signed on.

I’m gonna compile all the Avril chatlogs together and stick them all in one post because i hate having to show people 10 seperate pages of Avril crap whenever i tell them my ‘people used to think i was Avril Lavigne’ story.

It’s all gonna be in the post below this one.

Anyhow, remember those supposed Avril nipple slip photos? Well, i found the source of those pics in the form of a short video clip. Avril basically runs down a corridor and flashes the camera (while wearing a bra though). She bounces pretty nicely for a girl with small breasts. I didn’t think that was possible. Haha. Watch the video frame by frame to see for yourself (i know i did. and that’s actually pretty sad of me).

Oh and she also lifts up her shirt and flashes one (bra-ed) boob while in the dressing room.

You can get the clip here.

Note: I actually recorded myself singing ‘Complicated’ (REALLY REALLY BADLY) while i was playing Karaoke Revolution and i was actually going to end this post with a link to that recording but i’m chickening out. OH WELL.

Here’s a picture of me pretending to be Avril Lavigne instead:

I’m so punk

‘I am Avril’ archive continued.

Part 1 can be found here.

Part 2:

Continue reading →

This still makes me chuckle. It’s the hate site that Eve made about a year ago.

Awww. Apparently since it’s not okay to reminisce of certain bygone incidences in newfound recognition of the possibility of hate victim inflicting furious anger and mental anguish upon a party who isn’t even on friendly terms with hate victim at present time of reporting that isn’t even responsible for bringing up said bygone incident or even taking part in the incident mentioned at least not directly and totally unknowingly and fairly innocent of all charges if it not were for the two other (possibly three if you want to get technical) individuals who facilitated in the actual greenlighting of the hate charge and internet libel and slander site whether it was warranted or not thus the unfortunate recalling of this post. Awww.

update: fuck it. i’m linking it back up.

So i woke up this morning and i check my site and i notice a lot of new commenters and people joining the forums lately and i was thinking “Hmm. Where the hell are all these new people coming from??” And then i jokingly thought “Probably from New Orleans“.

Laugh out loud.

And then i went to check my e-mail and i got this:

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: radio show in New Orleans plugging your site
From: “Brian Nolan”
Date: Wed, 3 Dec 2003 08:58:24 -0600

Drop me a line- there’s a radio show in New Orleans plugging your site – you really ought to call into the show and take a bow
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Hahaha. What are the chances of that happening again? I’m assuming it’s the same station that plugged the site when i had the Paris Hilton video links up?

Speaking of Paris Hilton:

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: hi can u help
From: Martinijim1@aol.com
Date: Wed, 3 Dec 2003 19:05:06 EST

hey there . how do i sign up on your web site so i can down load the pairs video. It would be cool if you could help me out .

laters
j.
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Dear unfortunate AOL subscriber.

You don’t need to sign up for fubar, it’s free! And you can still get the Paris videos over here. One of those links should still be working.

I think you must be like the only person on earth who hasn’t seen the Paris tape. That thing is like soooo November 2003.

Anyhow, that aside, i’m a little bit pissed about the widescreen Terminator 3 DVD. I really hope none of you actually bought the WS version because you really are getting ripped off.

Normally, i’d be the first person to tell you that widescreen is ALWAYS better than fullscreen (other wise known as FOOLSCREEN or PAN & SCAM) because with WS, you’re actually getting more picture than you would with FS.

It always pains me to see people picking up FS versions of movies whenever i’m over at BestBuy or whatever. Makes me want to slap them upside the head with the WS copy. And believe it or not, there have been cases where people accidently bought the WS version of a movie only to return it complaining about how their DVD is ‘broken’ because there are black bars at the top and bottom of their TV screen.

*head slap*

I’m not going to bore you with all the details of why widescreen is better than fullscreen. But if you don’t already know, you can go have a look and see for yourselves.

• Widescreen Star Wars Vs. Fullscreen Star Wars
• Widescreen LOTR Vs. Fullscreen LOTR

Which brings me to the ‘widescreen’ version of T3.

Why am i getting more picture with fullscreen?

Why am i not getting more picture with widescreen?

Most importantly, WHY AM I DEPRIVED OF KRISTANNA LOKEN’S BREASTS IN THE WIDESCREEN VERSION OF TERMINATOR 3??

i was listening to a local radio show on my way to work today. and the discussion was about different “catholic” birth control methods that they teach in their schools. they focused on two:

The Withdrawal Method – also known as the “pull and pray,” i’m sure we have all heard of (if not used) this lovely way to prevent procreation. simply put, the male removes his penis from the female’s vagina before he pppppptthhhhhpppppps.

The Rhythm Method – now this is the one that gets confusing. and quite technical. depending on the natural cycle of the female, during the peak days of ovulation (approximately half way through the cycle from your last period), sexual intercourse should be avoided. to properly measure this you have to monitor your temperature and vaginal secretions.

now these methods do make some sense, and could lessen the odds of pregnancy… but one thing sticks out in my mind about the rhythm method.

according to this method, we should abstain from sex between 4 and 8 days surrounding our ovulating time. on top of that, most women avoid sex during the 5 to 10 days that they are menstruating. that could mean for some ladies EIGHTEEN days PER MONTH that they can’t boink. for you math majors, that’s over half of our existence.

but that isn’t where it stops.

i’m sure you are all familiar with this little phenomenon called PMS. this knocks another 3 or 4 days off of the chances of having sex. and if you combine that with the use of the withdrawal method, the time that you DO actually get to have sex… you don’t even get the enjoyment of feeling your partner finish inside of you.

so ladies. when you figure out what your 8-10 day window is… i hope you fuck enough to last you until the next safe period.

damn catholics.

Just spent a ridiculous amount of time watching a stupid martial arts show on the discovery channel. Well… a stupid martial arts show that featured hot, topless and athletic men displaying intense physical prowess. Good god. Screw girls jumping on trampolines; i’ll take my athletic He-Man anyday ::snaps fingers::

Mmm… Thanksgiving. No better way to celebrate the genocide of a people than by killing a bird, stuffing its body cavity by way of the ass, pouring on cranberry sauce and calling it good. I can’t wait for my tryptophan-induced coma to kick in.

Mmm… tryptophan.

Strange occurances around Thanksgiving with the rellies:

[Random Person] Well you know the Mexicans, they come up here and don’t bother to learn the language. And they just made up Cinco de Mayo!
[Me] You mean like Thanksgiving?

Some of you may remember me, some of you don’t have a clue. Doesn’t really matter….maybe you will find this rant interesting if you don’t know me….if you do then it will explain why I disappeared.

Not really even sure where to begin….or end for that matter. I am/was married. But apparently around the age of 25 women go through some hormonal bi-polar mind fuck in which they decide that life isn’t quite so grand and they would rather obliterate everything they know. You see, I had one of those relationships that you see in the movies. You know where the guy and girl fall in love at the end and the movie is over. Happily ever after and all of that bullshit. You ever wonder what ever after really turns into after a few years of the same old crap? Well I never let it become the same old crap. We had one of those sickening worship the ground each other walks on type deals. You know, to where you actually have married friends that can’t hang around you because you make them realize they do not love their husbands/wives the way they should? This kind of crap most people in relationships strive for.

And then one day you let your wife get into modeling. Not that modeling was the cause, but I don’t think the sudden attention and ego boost helped any. Couple of photos get taken that you aren’t exactly happy with….but you can’t keep your big mouth shut about it can you. The two of you talk and things are cool again, or so you think. You wake up one morning to her telling you how much she loves you and giving you a kiss goodbye. That night at dinner with friends she says, “I just wonder sometimes if we are just comfortable and that is the only reason we are together.” Ever been hit in the chest by a sledge hammer? Feels about the same. You get kicked out. No idea what you did or where you went wrong. She starts drumming shit up….things that might have been small issues, but nothing a girl, let alone your wife, would ever leave you over. Not to mention every little thing from your past gets brought out. I’m sure you all know what I am talking about there.

So you spend weeks, even months fighting for her back. Going to counseling, reading books on relationships, doing every think you can possibly think of. Until you stumble across……recycle bin. “Now why would she delete a Log folder?”, you wonder.

“I talked to Jeff last night.”
“Wow, that was fast!”
“Yeah, so he is staying at Travis’ house now. Guess I am going to be alone tomorrow. Completely alone.”
“Guess I am not playing ball tomorrow :D”

Have you ever been so mad you burst blood vessels in your eyes? I have. I could continue on about the weeks after where she swore she would never see or talk to him again, about how she yo-yoed me back and forth, about how I “stumbled” across her cell phone text messages to him of “I love you too” and “You are also the love of my life…It’s so scary isn’t it?”, but I will save you the gruesome details. Suffice it to say….I pretty much hate women now. Ok, not entirely true…..but the path of broken hearts and girls that get screwed over in my wake I feel cannot blame me….blame her. Funny how you can go from loving someone so completely you would lay your life down for them without even a second thought, to hating someone so much the very sight of them would make you wretch. Seven fucking years wasted. Oh well….have to go now. Eighteen year old I am banging down to a nub just showed up. And girls wonder why guys are assholes….why they always get fucked over. Cause some bitch somewhere made us like this. Thanks for letting me vent 😀