Boobs!

I was watching the Grammy’s last week and boy, was it ever a snoozefest. Actually, i lie. I didn’t really watch it but i did have it on TV though. Anyhow, i’m assuming that it was a snoozefest since it was being all controlled and subdued and on a 5 minute delay and crap. I think i was doing homework the whole time it was on. And you know that it’s gotta be boring if i’d rather do HOMEWORK than watch TV.

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Full Paris Hilton Sex Tape

Just in case you all didn’t know, DT found links to the full video and he posted them up in the comments section of the previous post earlier this morning. He says: “Here is the new video. It looks like it was 100+ MB so this guy broke it out into five clips. Most of it is much better than the old one. There is some color and the picture is better.

Enjoy!”

As always, these won’t stay up forever. Get them while you can.

If you can’t see any video, you need to download this codec.

Oh and i like how they never refer to her as Paris Hilton over at this site.

update:

Working links to the full video can be found in the comments section of this post. Get them while you can. If you snooze, you lose!

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Seriously
From: “Phil”
Date: Fri, 13 Feb 2004 17:03:23 -0600

Justin,

I have been lurking around fubar for a little while now. Growing more addicted each day.
But this takes the cake. Seriously. Posting links to the full Paris Hilton vids? With the link to the proper codec I needed? All for free?

You are no longer just providing entertainment. You are performing valuable services.

Well done.
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Kristi Frank: The Softcore Apprentice

I am not a big television viewer, but I am a huge Apprentice fan. If you haven’t seen the show, you should, because it’s quite entertaining. Donald Trump is looking for the next president for one of his companies. The best part is at the end of each show where he flicks his wrist and says, “You’re fired.”

Okay, before you exit out thinking this is another dumb post of mine, let me tell you that you will be rewarded with nudity.

Last week contestant Kristi Frank was fired. I was very sad. She’s really pretty –with Cindy Crawfordesque good looks. Saddened, I took it upon myself to google-search her name to see if she is doing well. I found nudies!

::giggles like a little school girl::

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Badonkadonk

n.

A female’s backside that is so mouth-wateringly delicious you find yourself masturbating to the image of it night after countless night; Is the ultimately highest compliment a woman’s backside can receive.

I’d like to jump into that girl’s badonkadonk




Scarlett Johansson’s badonkadonk

I picked up Lost In Translation on DVD this past Tuesday. What a great movie. I loved it. Scarlett Johansson oh my God. She is so fucking beautiful. I mean, damn! I just found myself going “wow” out loud everytime she appeared onscreen. So so hot. And she’s also like in her underwear for like half the movie. Mahphlabphph…

Take a look at that ass up there. Isn’t that just the most perfect ass you’ve ever seen? And this coming from someone who isn’t even that big on asses.

I actually have a bigger version of that picture up there as my desktop wallpaper.

Best. Wallpaper. Ever.

Site news and stuff

Well, thanks to Janet Jackson’s boobie, this site used up like 20 gigs of bandwidth in two days. Which is BAD! But the GOOD news is that i have more bandwidth to burn each month. I now have 100 gigs of bandwidth instead of just 50 per month. So yeah, unless something really big happens again this February, something of Janet Jackson or Paris Hilton proportions, i think we should be able to get by without the site dying between now and March.

Anyhow, take a look at this:

Damn! You know, i remember being impressed about the fact that i had over 300 people on the site at the same time a coupla weeks ago but shit, 1397 at the same time? That’s crazy! Again, it wouldn’t have been possible without the help of Janet Jackson’s boob. So i thank you Janet’s boob, for bringing so many people to my site.

I normally get about 5000 people visiting the site everyday. But at the peak of the SuperBoob incident, i had 81811 people hit up this site and i ended up with 190817 hits for that day. That’s the most i’ve EVER gotten. Janet’s boob got Paris Hilton and Libby Hoeler beat.

I had so much traffic in the days following the SuperBoob incident that it actually overloaded the server and killed my cgi-bin on certain occasions. But the worst is over and things are getting back to normal now.

So i’m guessing quite a number of you are probably new to the site and are probably a bit confused as to what the hell is going on around here so let me just fill you in a bit.

I always wonder what people must be thinking when they first stumble onto this site. I mean, first you got your teenage girls all lined up at the top of the site. Then of course, you find out that there are X number of PEDOPHILES on the site right now and you’re probably thinking THIS SITE IS SICK! It also doesn’t help that it says ‘OMG MASTURBATORY HEAVEN’ in the title.

So if you’re not already running away in horror, let me just tell you all that the whole pedo thing; it’s just a running joke that’s been going on for quite a while now on the site.

Yeah, the problem with running jokes like that is that i have to explain everything to newbies. You have no idea how many IMs and e-mails i get asking what the hell is up with all those underage actresses up top.

I also have a REALLY hard time telling people that i know in real life about my site. Like for example, there’s this really nice chick, Meghan, who’s in my News & Public Affairs class who talks to me every now and then and this one day, we somehow got around to talking about how i had a website. And of course, i reluctantly had to tell her the URL (and warn her that i post really stupid stuff on there). This matters because in real life, i’m almost completely the total opposite of what i seem to be like online. Yeah, i wouldn’t want her to think like i’m some sort of deviant or something. Ha ha ha…

But anyway, instead of telling you what to expect from this site, i think it’s better if i let other people have their say about it. Here’s a bunch of comments that’ve been made by some of the fubar regulars. Testimonials if you may.

And with that, i bring you:

WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF THIS SITE AND WHY THEY LIKE IT SO MUCH (AND WHY YOU SHOULD TOO. HOPEFULLY).

This first one is probably my favorite:

DaRkSuPeRMaN3666: people who just stumble onto your site are probably scared of you
DaRkSuPeRMaN3666: I told someone that your site is funny, but if they just go to it and haven’t ever read it before, you’d seem weird and creepy
DaRkSuPeRMaN3666: like a mix between Richard Simmons, Hannibal Lector, and the creepy middle school math teacher who hits on his female students

mC tRip 21: Your site is kind of like.. If I took a shit.. pissed all over it ripped out a zoomed in picture of different female celebritys faces and breasts and wrote with a pencil what I thought about them and then threw it all in a blender
mC tRip 21: For some weird reason.. It appeals to me

  • I just have to say your site fucking rocks and it’s a testament to the online geek phenomena.Grant
  • I’ve been hanging around this site for about a year now. Probably found it looking for avril lavigne porn shit. I’m just a regular horny teen looking for free porn and luckely theres always some here.Ikke
  • I’m not interested in the shitty, white, trailor trash porn Justin posts on the site. I enjoy reading the content, not looking at the fugly pictures.ASL
  • Free porn is not the only reason i have stuck around to check this site everyday (although it plays a LARGE role), i like reading all that gets posted.blinkaddict720
  • Justin always seems to post the pics im looking for and the coments people post are quite funny and interesting.Wraith
  • This place is more fun than a whole barrel of ebola infected monkeys!TrickMS
  • I don’t have any idea how I found the spot. Probably surfing for Ann Curry Porn, or something about crusty undies. Anyways, I like the chit-chat, and it’s like following an internet soap-opera with porn included.cust71
  • You know what made me keep coming back??? The pores man!! lol Hi-Res rocks.Sammy Boy
  • I’ve been looking at this site for probably close to a year now. I believe i saw it linked on another blog. I dunno, i’m here for the titties and the content about equally. Ok, maybe here a little more for the titties.the brain
  • Dunno how I got here prolly looking for some porn… I keep coming back though hoping to find more pictures of Stal… she’s cute!!!WP
  • Justin makes me chuckle. Bubba used to flame my ass and call me gay, but now he’s too much of a douche to comment. I worship Thess and Eve. I don’t know Liz, but I might worship her too some day. I’m not a pedophile, like everyone else.Grud
  • Justin thinks that I am stalking him…. but that’s just him over-reacting to a few voodoo dolls and a small altar I have devoted to him.Amy
  • I was told of this site a year or so ago because of some porn…hehe..and stuck around ever since cause of all the witty banter and posts.bambam
  • Ahhhh, Avril… that brings me back to the day I first came across f.u.b.a.r. I was searching for Avril’s breasts on the internet and came closest when I stumbled into J-man’s little mess (loads of Avril and breasts, though not Avril’s breasts). Man, at first I even thought it was Avril’s own site! Then I read what was going on and was hooked.Dr.Eintstein

    So stick around if you’re new or if you’re just passing by. You might grow to like this site.

    5000+ visitors a day can’t be wrong!

  • buy me

    click

    Update: Haha. Ebay took down the auction right after it ended. Here’s a cached copy of the page. The final bid ended up being for US$15.50.

    Here are some of the comments that were left about the auction:

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    Question from: nxxxxxxxxxxxxxg
    GREAT AUCTION, BUT i CNA’T HELP ASKING FOR PICS OF THE EX GIRLFRIEND!!!

    Question from: oxxxxxxxxxxe
    I was interested in these undergarments…  Have they been washed since you had them?  Do they still possibly have female juices on them? and how is the smell? If possible, could you send me a pic of the exgirlfriend in question?

    Question from: ixxxxxxxxxt
    you are such a FREAK Justin. but i like it.

    Question from: txxxxxxxxx1
    You must be a loser. How insecure of you to sell your girlfriends panties on the internet. This is a lame attempt to get back at her. You must have a little dick or something. The most pathetic part is how you spilled your guts in the description. That was real weak. You aren’t even a man. You need help son.

    Question from: txxxx1
    do they have a smell to them? Can you tell she wore them or are the clean & new?

    Question from: txxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxg!
    Do these panties still smell like a smelly pussy?

    Question from: hxxxxxxxxxxxxxxf
    ROFL…hahaha!!! This is the funniest auction I have ever seen man. Fricken women, the axis of evil I tell ya! anyways, cheers from a fellow Michigander…and no, I wasn’t the dude that had her…never seen those panties…at least not ON a chick.

    Question from: rxxxx8
    any stains or oders?

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    You guys are sickos!

    Yep

    That’s definitely a tit.

    Hm… interesting

    So apparently:

    Timberlake said he did not intend to expose Jackson’s breast.

    “I am sorry that anyone was offended by the wardrobe malfunction during the halftime performance of the Super Bowl,” Timberlake said in a statement. “It was not intentional and is regrettable.”

    ‘Wardrobe malfunction’. Hehe.