Anybody seen Sky High yet? I hear it’s supposed to be really good.

I posted about this one chick a coupla months ago. Mary Elizabeth Winstead. Pretty much unknown. But she’s in the movie (she’s also gonna be in the upcoming Final Destination 3 flick) and i’m curious to see if she’s any hotter in motion than she is in some of the still photos i’ve seen of her. She has this Winnie Cooper-kinda-hot thing going for her. I think it’s the bangs.

I don’t really dig chicks with bangs (i think it’s a horrible haircut) but she can look pretty hot without them.

I’m gonna make it a point to watch Sky High. If not for Mary, then at the very least for Bruce Campbell. Actually scratch that. Even if Mary weren’t in it, i’d watch it just for Bruce Campbell.

Bruce Campbell > Mary Elizabeth Winstead?

Does that make me gay?

You’d go gay for Bruce Campbell too i bet. It’s Bruce freakin’ Campbell!

Hail to the king baby.

Oooh Keeley you sexy minx you.

Here is a link to a page where you can find Keeley pretty much… well… naked. As she always seems to be.

It looks to be some sort of members lounge thing so i dunno if access will be blocked or not so check it out while its still up. I’d host the pics on my server but Page 3 would probably threaten to sue me again. Bastardos.

Upon further inspection: Ah it is part of a members lounge thing. But it’s free! Might be worth signing up for.

Any skinnier and i would’ve mistaken her for a poor Ethiopian child! Eat up you former anorexic! I hate girls who eat too little. I also hate girls who eat too much.

Conclusion: I hate girls?

But i’d totally do Chris Evans and Ryan Reynolds if i were.

You would too. Admit it you faggot.

If i had my way, i’d stop posting just so i can have that picture of Eva Longoria down there on the front page forever. That picture is too cute. I may just make it my PSP background wallpaper.

Today i inadvertently watched three Melissa Sagemiller movies without even knowing that she was in all of them. Love Object (actually i knew she was in this one, fourth time i’ve watched this movie), The Clearing (didn’t know) and Sorority Boys (second viewing, never even realized that was her in this flick).

I think i will put her alongside Parker Posey…

…and Rachel McAdams.

They all fall under this same category of hotness that i have for them. I do not know what exactly that category is called but they’re all in there anyway.

I rewatched Scream 3 for the second and third time this week (the third time was for the commentary track). Been 5 years since i first saw it. I never realized how funny Parker Posey was in this flick. Has she played any comedic roles in other movies? Indie or otherwise? I need to watch more Parker Posey movies. Recommend me some. Except for Blade Trinity. I’ve already seen that one.

Parker Posey is awesome. So is Rachel McAdams. And Melissa Sagemiller, the whitest white girl i’ve ever seen. No really. Not only is her hair super blonde, but she’s super pale too.

Prediction: Nobody will recommend me any Parker Posey movies because you all hate her and therefore, you are all fags.

Outcome: I take it upon myself to google “Parker Posey is funny” and find this page, a veritable treasure trove of Parker Posey movie info.

Afterthought: Parker Posey and Rachel McAdams look almost alike.

Conclusion: Rachel is cuter. But Parker is pretty cute herself too. And you’re all faggots for not recommending me Parker Posey movies. And for liking Jessica Alba so much. I hate you all.

They finally did it. Those crazy Japanese. They’ve gone and made a robot that looks exactly like Lacey Chabert.

Oh wait. That actually is Lacey Chabert.

Could’ve fooled me.

Eva Longoria is pretty hot.

Jessica Alba is not.

It has occured to me that i’ve never actually seen Keeley in motion.

Until now!

Here’s a behind the scenes video of that FHM shoot she just did. Alternate download link here.

She had on way too much makeup for my tastes. But then again it was for a photoshoot. I prefer her without though.

What do you think of her accent? Sexy?

Update: Pics now in higher res.

2nd Update: Complete set in clearer res.

This girl still makes my penis sad.

I don’t know why you all like her so much. I see nothing special about her.

PS: You are all fags.