Cankles
The area in affected female legs where the calf meets the foot in an abrupt, nontapering terminus; medical cause: adipose tissue surrounding the soleus tendon, probably congenital, worsened by weight gain and improved in appearance only by boots. From the English “calf” meaning wide portion of the lower leg, and “ankle” meaning slender joint of leg with foot.
“If I didn’t have cankles, I might be able to wear those Prada loafers with my capri pants.”
Now, correct me if i’m wrong, but are those… cankles…? On Kristen Bell?
Not that it bothers me or anything. In fact, i think its kinda cute!
What DOES bother me though, is chicks are wearing t-shirts with words on them. Across their chest. Like so.
Now how in the world am i supposed to read their shirt if i’m going to have to be looking at her breasts to do so????
Not that i don’t usually NOT look at girls’ breasts, but i only like looking when they’re not looking ya know? Kinda hard to do if you’re not just taking a glance at their boobs and are actually trying to read something off their shirt. And generally having to look at their boobs. For some time.
But of course, in this case, it’s Kristen Bell, and it’s just a picture of her, that she can’t actually see me looking at her boobs, to read her shirt, so it’s all good! And i’ll look as long as i want and picture her topless if i feel like it too! Pictures FTW in this case. In real life, i’d probably get a nasty look and a slap.
This whole words on chick clothes thing also applies to those sweatpants with words right across the behind. Words like “Juicy“. But no problem trying to read pants since girls don’t have eyes in the back of their heads yes?
BTW, i was disappointed to find out that Kristen Bell was actually wearing panties in this shoot!
Fantasy: NO UNDERWEAR
Reality: UNDERWEAR
SIGH.
