It slipped.

LIPS!

I need to put this up because i’m like such a massive Avril Lavigne fan like OMG.

Can’t wait till her new album drops. SQUEEEEEEEEEE. 8/3/11 MARK YOUR CALENDARS.

Here’s a clip of her performing the first single, What The Hell, live on Dick Clark’s New Years Rockin’ Eve show.

You can download the track for free at http://listn.to/avrillavigne.

Is it 12am on the best coast yet? (east coast bitches!)

It’s been 2011 for about 11 hours now where i am. So happy new year and here’s looking forward to more sporadic posts every now and then going forward on this site HOHOHO.

So i downloaded the first 2 episodes of Californication Season 4, and i don’t know who this Addison Timlin chick is but damnnnnn, she has a pair of REALLY NICE TITS.

Like holy shit.

And not only that, Carla Gugino is now on the show too. I REALLY HOPE SHE GETS HER TITS OUT. OMG.

Michelle Trachtenbabe and I would like to wish you and yours the happiest of holidays!

Merry Sexmas and a Fappy New Year! ^_^

You know what this means.

Ryan Reynolds is single too! OH YEAH.

So what’s going on with this whole kewtr thing anyway? As far as i can gather, it was shut down or something? I never followed the site and i think the last time i checked it out was like in 2007 and even then, i don’t remember it being what people in the comments are saying it to be (a real pedo central) or whatever (unlike this site, which only pretends to be). I also remember kewtr offering to help out with some of my server related problems back in 2007 but that’s pretty much the extent of my contact with kewtr and his site.

Anyhow, speaking of getting shut down and whatnot, remember that cybercrimes.us website? (now defunct). I’m actually a bit disappointed that they never managed to shut this site down after all their work and investigation into this site’s alleged cybercrimes pertaining to:

Current Sites Under Investigation

http://dontlinkthis.net

Reason: Pedophile Gather & Resources Site “Illegal Dialogue, references to child rape, incest, kidnapping, corruption of minor child under the age of 16, links to off sites containing all the above and below content, impersonating known minor celebrities, fraud and impersonating a minor child under the age of 16 for either pleasure, profit, fantasy and or fame, dedicating user post able boards to a minor child under the age of 16 in an illicit manner”

And, remember, this site was actually once listed as #2 on their ‘Websites Currently On the Verge of Shutdown Due Our Investigations’ list.

Lulz.

Good try cybercrimes.us, good try.

Bonus link: Man, i wish i had shout out videos likes this for my site back in the day.

The store i went to today didn’t have my favourite brand of deodorant in stock so i had to settle for this:

By the way, i turn 30 today! I think that’s pretty much officially old!

I don’t think I really need to set this one up…

The whole lulzy NSFW trailer for ‘Your Highness’ can be viewed here.

People say that nothing much gets made in America anymore, that we’ve shipped most of our manufacturing overseas. But there’s one thing that good ol’ Uncle Sam still exports better than anyone, and that’s trashy young celebrities.

To prove that ‘Made in the USA’ still means something, we sent Taylor Momsen and Miley Cyrus across the Atlantic to appear at Europe’s version of the MTV Music Awards.

Lucky for us, jailbait cleavage and sideboob never go out of style.