I don’t think I really need to set this one up…

The whole lulzy NSFW trailer for ‘Your Highness’ can be viewed here.

People say that nothing much gets made in America anymore, that we’ve shipped most of our manufacturing overseas. But there’s one thing that good ol’ Uncle Sam still exports better than anyone, and that’s trashy young celebrities.

To prove that ‘Made in the USA’ still means something, we sent Taylor Momsen and Miley Cyrus across the Atlantic to appear at Europe’s version of the MTV Music Awards.

Lucky for us, jailbait cleavage and sideboob never go out of style.

KIKI FINALLY GETS HER TITS OUT IN A MOVIE.

Been waiting for this since Crazy/Beautiful where she was supposed to had gotten her tits out but the scene was cut or something. Oh well, only had to wait nine years. From the movie All Good Things.

They sure do look better than they did in those bikini slips from 2005.

I’d always wanted to see (and fap to) Kat Dennings’ funbags ever since The 40 Year Old Virgin.

So this is a glorious day indeed.

Also, Jessica Alba is fat in her pics.

New.

Trailer.

FTMFW.

Do want.

Hope everyone had a good Spooky Day! This girl and her awesome Starcraft Ghost costume were seen at Blizzcon last weekend, but I think work this good deserves some exposure on the biggest dress-up day of the year.

If I had a costume this kick-ass, I’d have gone to Halloween parties three nights in a row. Yep.

Okay, I’m off to get ready for The Walking Dead on AMC. Zombies ftw…squee! ^_^

Miley Cyrus: November 23, 1992. Not yet 18, but will be soon.

Selena Gomez: July 22, 1992. Legal.

Victoria Justice: February 19, 1993. A few more months.

Emily Osment: March 10, 1992. Legal.

Ariana Grande: June 26, 1993. Not yet legal, few more months…

Demi Lovato: August 20, 1992. Legal.

JoJo Levesque: December 20, 1990. Legal.

Daniella Monet: March 1, 1989. Legal!

Alison Brie: December 29, 1983. Legal! Almost too old.

I’m totally facebook friends with Leeann Tweeden now.

HOLLA.

Leeann Tweeden is so hot, i used to fap to her on Fitness Beach on ESPN2 before i even knew she was a model (who had done nudes before). But then again that was all back in like 1996 before the internet was even invented or something so how the hell was i supposed to know she’d done Playboy before. All i had to go on her was her appearances on Fitness Beach. Which used to come on at like 3:30am in the morning in these parts of the world. I’m pretty sure i wore out a VHS tape rewinding and fapping to the good parts of her workouts.

I remembered seeing some screencaps of her all topless on a beach from some video that i never saw. Decided to seek out that vid and it turned out to be some Pamela Anderson and friends type video, called EdenQuest. Downloaded it, edited out all the other girls and now i have about 2:53 minutes worth of full motion topless Leeann Tweeden footage for my spank bank. I would upload it here but it’s like 29 megs big and i’m too stupid to know how to compress it into a manageable size.

If i had a proper top 10 list of women i would love to rail, Leeann Tweeden would probably be in there somewhere. Along with Lacey Chabert, Kristen Bell, Monica Bellucci and Susan Sarandon.

Yeah i just totally fapped to Kim Kardashian just now. Just sayin’.

Funny how nobody really knew who she was back in 2007. I almost even forgot that she did a playboy spread.

I fapped to both photo sets at the same time.

Feels good man.