So i hadn’t been following any news about this movie at all and had absolutely no idea what it was about. Initially thought it was a remake of some Wes Craven movie or something (sounded like it) but apparently it’s a remake of some Swedish flick from 2008?

So i checked out the trailer last night and surprise! Chloe ‘Hitgirl’ Moretz was in it! Loved her in Kick-Ass, saw her again in (500) Days of Summer and again in Diary Of A Wimpy Kid. It was like when Dakota Fanning started popping up in almost every other movie ever made.

Anyhow, i downloaded the original Let The Right One In and i’m debating whether i should watch that one or the remake first. I read somewhere about how they changed some things in the remake.

But whatever!

A commenter posted a link to this video of Chloe in a pink blue wig and we all know how much we like seeing girls in wigs on this site.

Blue wig, purple wig, Chloe Moretz is pretty awesome.

OMG IT’S A BOX.

IT CAME IN THE MAIL.

WHAT’S IN IT.

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She’s got a new mixtape out. Features production from Chad Hugo of the Neptunes, Kenna, J. Gatsby, and Neff-U. Video for her first song ‘In The Dark’ below:

Needs more camera panning down IMO. But you get to see a bit of the goods around 2:45 in. DEM BOOBS. She’s looking pretty good without that blindfold on towards the end.

She’s come a long way from this.

Here’s what she’s looking like now.

Time to do some undousuru in my pants.

A huge bear attacks after being shot by a hunter.

Being mormon, I can’t look at porn or nudity. So I have to get creative.

That’s why I invented “bubbling”. Hard to explain so just scroll down:

– UltimusMormon

It almost makes Jessica Alba fappable.

More examples here!

I have looked everywhere for this moron. I have an address but i’m not 100% sure its the right one. Here is the geek btw.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=726384728

Any idea on how i can torture this person?

Angelbaby should get these for her car.

Because she’s reportedly a girl and all ^_^

I Love Carlashes™!

A little late to the party but a buddy of mine mentioned the title of this movie a coupla days ago but i never really thought about looking it up for myself. All i had to go on it was the title. The Human Centipede.

Anyhow, i was surfing the internets today and somehow stumbled upon the poster for the movie in an internet forum thread.

Hum. Interesting.

A quick Youtube search later and this:

WHAT IS THIS AND IS IT WORTH WATCHING?

Trailer for Darren Aronofsky’s creepy-looking thriller about ballet (lol wut) featuring Mila Kunis stalking and kissing Natalie Portman.

Do want.

When asked about the kiss in an interview, Mila tried to downplay it…

“It’s two girls making out, and guys have a thing for that. And Nat is like every guy’s dream. She’s a nerd’s idea of heaven. The whole thing is silly, but I can see why people care.”