JOJO ALL GROWN UP

She’s got a new mixtape out. Features production from Chad Hugo of the Neptunes, Kenna, J. Gatsby, and Neff-U. Video for her first song ‘In The Dark’ below:

Needs more camera panning down IMO. But you get to see a bit of the goods around 2:45 in. DEM BOOBS. She’s looking pretty good without that blindfold on towards the end.

She’s come a long way from this.

Here’s what she’s looking like now.

WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN

A little late to the party but a buddy of mine mentioned the title of this movie a coupla days ago but i never really thought about looking it up for myself. All i had to go on it was the title. The Human Centipede.

Anyhow, i was surfing the internets today and somehow stumbled upon the poster for the movie in an internet forum thread.

Hum. Interesting.

A quick Youtube search later and this:

WHAT IS THIS AND IS IT WORTH WATCHING?

Natalie and Mila

Trailer for Darren Aronofsky’s creepy-looking thriller about ballet (lol wut) featuring Mila Kunis stalking and kissing Natalie Portman.

Do want.

When asked about the kiss in an interview, Mila tried to downplay it…

“It’s two girls making out, and guys have a thing for that. And Nat is like every guy’s dream. She’s a nerd’s idea of heaven. The whole thing is silly, but I can see why people care.”

PIRANHA 3D

I tried to get Angelbaby to watch this 9 minute preview of Piranha 3D but she was being such a girl and didn’t want to. What a girl.

Anyway, the stupid youtube uploader disabled embedding for the video so you’re gonna have to click here to watch it (if you haven’t already, the clip has been out for about 2 weeks now). The gore on display in this movie is ridiculous. Like Saving Private Ryan beach landing levels of gore plus more. So awesome. There’s boobs too.

Rated R for sequences of strong bloody horror violence and gore, graphic nudity, sexual content, language and some drug use.

Anyhow, once you’ve seen that, you need to check out this hilarious interview with Ving Rhames about the movie. The guy is laugh out loud crazy.