Well that was unexpected

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Never thought the Tara Reid pics would get so much attention. Heck, i didn’t even look at the pics until like, 9 hours after i first posted them.

As a result of being linked by gawker, defamer, fleshbot, tonypierce, socialitelife, whatevs (aka “the big boys”) AND all these other sites, fubar practically slowed down to a crawl under the immense traffic. It happens.

Anyhow, the pics are now hosted offsite so that should probably take the load off the server and make the site a little more surfable. In any case, the hoopla surrounding Tara’s frankenboobie should die down after a coupla more days and things will be back to normal around here. Speedwise. Content wise you’re still going to be screwed since i’m still going to be too lazy to actually write ‘proper posts’.

Oh and in light of recent events, i think we’re gonna upgrade to a dual xeon server to handle the site. So if i ever do stumble upon another ‘scoop’, things won’t be grinding to a halt around here anymore. Hopefully.

Other than that, nothing much else to report.

Don’t forget to tune in to FOX tonight and catch the first episode of My Big Fat Obnoxious Boss at 9pm (EST), which, looks to be just as good as My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance. God i love these new ‘con’ reality shows. So cruel.

Oh and Halo 2 baby! It’s coming. And i’ll be waiting in line at midnight, 12:01am, Tuesday November 9th.

And so will hundreds and thousands of other people across the nation i bet. It’s going to be CRAZY. And the best part is, my Advanced Video Production class is cancelled on Tuesday! So i’ll be playing Halo 2 ALL DAY. Only stopping for food and bathroom breaks.

So. How many of you are actually going to call in sick or skip your classes on Tuesday?

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Hi Res Tara Reid

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  • Tara Reid

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    TARA ‘HURT’ BY BOOB BLUNDER

    (excerpt from the new york post)

    As paparazzi clicked away merrily, an oblivious Reid continued to pose. But her smile turned into a grimace when she realized her breast was exposed after a handler ran over and frantically pushed her fallen strap back onto her shoulder.

    “I took off my jacket and my strap fell off. It was awful. The photographers were like lunatics — high-fiving each other in front of me. It was so embarrassing. There were so many paparazzi and the flashbulbs were going off, I couldn’t see anything.”

    “I didn’t even know what was happening. I was like, ‘It’s not nice to take a picture like that. Please don’t print the picture,’ but they just laughed.”

    The pixie actress seemed exasperated by this latest burst of bad press: “I’m known as this retard . . . I want to grow up. I don’t want to be the drunk girl. It hurts my feelings when you guys write stuff about me. It’s not just me — it affects everyone around me. I just want everyone to leave me alone — let me graduate. It’s like I’m in college and you guys won’t let me get my degree.”

    Reid swears she has changed her wild ways: “I’m not crazy anymore. I’ll be 29 on Monday and am celebrating at my mom’s house in New Jersey. I didn’t do anything. Paris seems to be able to move on from situations all the time, why can’t I?”

    pop culture blogs on the internets linking to your site all at once.

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    • Me too! Me too! Nintendo, please threaten me!

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    Some of you maybe have probably heard about this. Nintendo recently sent out a cease and desist letter to suicidegirls.com because a member on their site mentioned Metroid and Zelda (amongst other Nintendo titles) in their member profile.

    You can read the original C&D letter (more of an e-mail really) here but what’s even more interesting is the follow up e-mail that Nintendo sent apologizing for the initial C&D letter and then offering the site admin and the member a free Nintendo videogame system AND game of their choice!!

    Does fubar count as a sexually explicit website? Hey Nintendo, i LOVE Paper Mario and F-Zero GX KICKED ASS. Can’t wait for Metroid Prime 2 either. The first one was OFF THE HOOK.

    (i’d like a Nintendo DS with Super Mario 64 DS please)

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    Girls are pussies when it comes to scary movies

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    Well as most of you probably know by now, i have a strong dislike for going to the movies. Mostly because i hate having to deal with all the people around me. I hate all the noisy fuckers. I hate the people that get up in the middle of the movie to go to the bathroom. I hate the people that talk during the movie. They’re all so fucking annoying and distracting.

    But despite all that, my movie-going experience with Saw was surprisingly pleasant. Nobody kicking the back of my seat every 10 seconds, no KIDS (thank you R rating), hardly anyone talking or making stupid cracks. I was expecting lots of stupid college fuckers to ruin it for everyone (there were a lot of them around) but they were all surprisingly well behaved. Barring the people that kept getting up to take a piss or whatever (distracts the shit out of me because i keep catching them walking out in the corner of my eye), it was 98% perfect.

    -1% for the stupid walk outs and another -1% for this one silly bitch who was sitting a seat away from me, to my left within my periperal view, who kept tilting her head down and covering her eyes and ears EVERY SINGLE TIME something ‘scary’ was about to happen onscreen. Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK. What’s the fucking point of going to a scary movie if you’re not gonna watch all the scary parts??? She probably wasn’t the only one doing that. Pussies. Girls are so fucking stupid sometimes. It actually pissed me off that she wasn’t watching the movie. Stupid.

    Reminds me of the time i made one of my ex’s watch Audition. She did the exact same thing too. Good God. It’s just a movie. Anyhow, that silly bitch in the theater probably spent like half the movie looking down with her eyes and ears covered. I just wanted to reach over, grab her head and force her look to at the screen. What a waste. She would’ve been better off watching Shall We Dance? or Shark Tale or Surviving Christmas or something. Saw wasn’t even THAT scary. I can’t imagine if she’d gone and watched The Grudge instead.

    Because face it, American horror just can’t hold a candle to Japanese horror. I actually haven’t seen the remake of The Grudge yet, but judging from the reaction most people had with The Ring (and knowing the fact that The Grudge has more scares than The Ring) she would’ve probably been looking at the inside of her eyelids throughout the entire movie. Nevertheless, that girl pissed me off. What a silly bitch.

    Actually fuck it, i’m going to see The Grudge tomorrow and sit next to a girl just to piss myself off again.

    /easily annoyed

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    Saw

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    So does it live up to the hype? Well it’s definitely messed up (or fucked up; if you saw the R rated teaser instead).

    Is it worth watching? DEFINITELY. So go see it before reading any further because i’m gonna go into spoiler territory now.

    DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN SAW.

    So. AT FIRST, i was pretty disappointed that i had the movie all figured out. Yep. Totally figured out who the bad guy was within like, the first 15 minutes or so.

    See, Saw used the exact same trick that The Bone Collector pulled. They made the bad guy show up at the beginning of the movie, say one line of dialogue, and then disappear, never again to be seen until right before the end of the flick. That happened in The Bone Collector, and it happens in Saw.

    Sure, there was that scene that implied that Danny Glover was the bad guy, but i didn’t buy it. Plus, it just wasn’t logical. Good try with that red herring though.

    So yeah, i was disappointed that i had it all figured out…

    UNTIL THE MOVIE UNLEASHED ITS SECOND TWIST ENDING RIGHT AT THE END!!!!

    Never saw that coming.

    Had the movie ended on that first twist, i would’ve given it a B+

    But that second twist ending totally bumps it up to an A-

    An A- because the acting is pretty terrible in some parts. What the hell Cary? You were so good in The Princess Bride and Robin Hood: Men in Tights!

    By the way, let it be known that they cut out like 8 seconds from the sawing the foot off scene (is that where the got the idea for the title of the movie?) for the R rated cut of the movie. It’s probably a lot gorier in the unrated cut.

    Most of the violence happens offscreen by the way. Boo.

    Anyhow, i’ll talk about the movie some more in the comments. Lemme know what you thought of the movie.

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