Thought some promo stills of Jessica from her new movie, The Love Guru, might be of interest to some.

The last pic is hawt.

Alba + Mac laptop = yumb

Um… >_>

1:55 ftw.

I hadn’t seen China since her debut in The Big Hit (she was kyute in her schoolgirl outfit), and then she popped up in the pilot episode of Burn Notice last year (it’s a good show for anyone who hasn’t seen it). Apparently, she also did a voice for Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

Now she’s dating Keanu Reeves, or perhaps she just enjoys spending time hanging out topless with him on French Riviera beaches. They’d spawn some interesting offspring, as her parents were Chinese-Scot and German-Japanese, and Neo’s background is English-Hawaiian-Chinese-Portugese.

Keanu better watch himself, Miss Chow could put an eye out with those things.

So, Jessica had her baby back on June 7. It was a girl, which they named Honor Marie. Hopefully, she’ll grow up to be as hawt as mommy. Guys, start your countdown-til-legal clocks now.

In celebration of the Alba genes being successfully perpetuated, here’s a video of Jess demonstrating her mutant staring power. But I think I’ve got what it takes to beat her. Let’s go, bitch! You’re mine!

3…2…1… GO!

Damn. I lost.

Curse you and your bionic eyes, Jessica Alba!

Tomorrow, Zooey’s highest profile movie to date hits the big screen when The Happening opens.

This shoot was done for the June/July issue of BlackBook magazine, and I think she looks cute in her retro swimsuit.

By the way, has anyone else notice how heavily they are advertising this as M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN’S FIRST R-RATED FILM? Okay, we got it…it’s gonna be bloody. Ooooh.

ps. Somebody cried about not getting pics of Zooey from The Happening premiere…so voilà!

Those of you who are lucky enough to have ABC Family Channel can catch Michelle tonight at 8pm Eastern in her new movie, The Circuit.

I guess it was made to cash in on the hype and popularity of female racers like Danica Patrick. And I know Justin is gonna love this one, not only because Trachtenbabe is the star, but she plays video games in it as well.

zoom zoom! ^_^

Man i wish i could’ve been there when this happened:

FYI, i really really love that movie.

It’s about that time…

Time for a new Keeley spread! This time in the June issue of Nuts (lolz) magazine.

EPIC B(.)(.)BS FTW.

BOOBS!

JOJO GOT BOOBS!

SO NICE.

Wonder what they look like unclothed. They look kinda ‘flappy’ from what i can see. The kind where the underside of the boob starts up high and you can like, sorta, flip them up, kinda? I dunno.

Could just be the cleavage lines playing tricks on my eyes and her breasts actually perfectly pert.

Everybody’s favorite Korean Cylon is the new Complex covergirl for their June/July issue.

Guess they figured they’d better get her in the magazine now that Battlestar Galactica is wrapping up (*sniff*). Pics are from the Complex website, so complain to them about the crappy lo res.

At least they were kind enough to take some video of the photoshoot…

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